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Request: I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this but I recommend you to search "Across the Multiverse (Original Phineas and Ferb Fan Song)" in YouTube and listen to an amazing fan song made by someone named KevDaDrummer (Not me) inspired by the P&F movie.

Planet of The Platypuses

Part 4 – To the Left

The red haired boy and his green haired brother has already fixed most of Agent D's car's chassis and now the vehicle looked a bit more as it looked before being tore by the mysterious thing the human agent refused to tell about (or was incapable, Phineas and Ferb wasn't sure of his intentions with the language limitations).

"Ferb, I think people are getting annoyed with us in their main lane." Phineas noticed another platypus yelling at them from his tiny car.

"Besides, it is appeared "Agent D" doesn't want people to see his abnormal sized car." Ferb added when he observed the pharmacist's counterpart looking from side to side to make sure nobody in suspecting anything.

"Should we move it?" Phineas asked, "Ferb, bring over that translation book."

Agent D saw Phineas taking the book and went over to see what he was trying to say.

"Let's see… move… move… move, there it is! It's so convenient! Really make your pamphlet useless, Ferb." Phineas said tactlessly, he pointed to Agent D to the paragraph of move. He then pointed to the car.

Agent D nodded, he pointed to a low alley about twenty meters away from where the car was standing.

"Move." He said, his voice was almost identical to 1st dimension Heinz's

"It talks!" Candace screamed in fear, the previous fascination she had flew away to the sound of the agent actually talking.

"I thought he can't talk just like Perry the Platypus." The doctor said with not so interested tone, both him, Candace and Perry were sitting on uncomfortably low benches next to the car.

Uncomfortably for Candace and Doofenshmirtz of course, Perry was just fine.

In fact everything there was so much better for his platypus figure, the shorter buildings don't his eyesight like the skyscrapers of Danville, and the walkway was in the right texture for his platypus feet.

The only disadvantage was the fact he couldn't understand anyone, but platypus language couldn't be that hard to learn for a platypus, right? Especially for one who can understand 3 human languages.

He sat still and listened to the rest of the talk.

"Of course he can talk, Dr. D." Phineas said he looked and smiled to Agent D, who barely understood anything from their talk. "He just doesn't know English, but he's learning!"

"Like a wonderfully creepy baby…" Candace said and trembled, she still yet to find a dimension that doesn't make her cringe, even her own.

"Shut up." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said and got up, "And just you know I, and my secret agent double ganger, would make great babies."

"Let's forget that now!" Phineas said "We need to push the car over there!" Ferb was already pushing along with Agent D.

Candace sighed unhappily, "Fine." she said and got up from the bench. Perry got up, too and stretched.

"Well you seem comfortable, agent Perry something…" Candace said as she looked at the platypus "smiling". "Maybe you're from this dimension, or maybe you really are as active as we thought you were."

"That exactly what I was trying to say before he showed up… I showed up." Doofenshmirtz said. "Perry the Platypus could be-" he was interrupted again.

"Hey, Doctor D. Help us push from the back."

"Guaagh'!" he said, "That's why I prefer you, Perry the Platypus, you let me finish a sentence." He went over to push with the other men.

"What do I need to do?" Candace asked, the car looked pretty occupied and was neatly pushed forward.

"You, carry the interiors of the car. Perry will carry the toolbox." Phineas said and kept pushing the front from the right while Ferb was pushing the left front wheel. The Doofs were pushing together from the back, the doctor one sounding much more strained than the agent one.

Perry lifted the tool box and went on to follow the rest, Candace just look at the broken metallic mess of interiors that was her task.

"Isn't there a plastic bag or something I can use?" she asked.

"No!"

"Fine… but I'll do it one broken mess at the time!" she screamed to the already far away five.

She looked down again.

"Let me start, I guess…" she said and crouched to pick up one of the less shard-like parts when a flash surprised her.

"No! No more pictures!" she screamed at her new platypus fan club and carried on. Though she swore one of them looked familiar.

~~X~~

"I don't know what you're complaining about, Candace. Driving is easy." Phineas joked as they pushed the chassis into the hidden unseen alley.

Candace grunted and dropped another interior of the car, the fifth one already, and of course she had to walk all the way back for each one, and there're many more.

"Candace, please bring us the multi-system negotiator from the crashing spot. It's the radio with the screen that's looks ten times lighter than it really is." Phineas smiled and began looking in a picture manual Agent D handed him.

"It's still really heavy looking, y'know…" she said and looked back the heavy looking screen machine.

"Besides, why can't you do it?" she stared at her little brother with a mean look.

"I am installing the steering wheel."

"Well, what about Ferb?"

"Ferb's helping me, the steering wheel installation require two people to install both sides in the same time."

"What about Perry?"

"He's a platypus, he can't lift that."

"Well how about that other agent?"

"Agent D is helping us understand the manual."

"But he doesn't even speak English or any other weird language Ferb might know."

"So does Perry, and we already established he won't do it."

"That's doesn't make sense, there no logic!" Candace stomped the ground.

"So tell us what logical conclusion you could give in this partaking." Ferb suggested with a taunting manner.

Candace had no idea what to say. She gave up about this.

"Well how about Doctor-"

"Well how about you?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz said angrily while straining to hold the chassis straight on his back.

Candace left speechless, she gave up completely and went back to pick up the part.

"Thanks, sis." Phineas yelled to her from a distance, she replied with an insincere "You Welcome" gesture with her hand.

"What a nice sister she is." Phineas said to the people in the alley.

"We should thank her properly when we get back home." Ferb said and went back to work along with his brother and Agent D.

~~X~~

"So Ferb, let's install this steering wheel." Phineas said excited while holding the steering wheel in his hand. He prepared to put it in its place to the front left of the car. He waited for his brother to come next to him and install the other part.

"Ferb?" he asked, waiting.

Ferb pointed to the left front of the car.

"Do you need anything?"

Ferb nodded to negative.

"So come on." Phineas said, still smiling.

Ferb face palmed, Perry watched the peculiar conversation from the back "seat"

The green haired boy grabbed the disconnected steering wheel in his brother's hand and pulled it the right.

"What are you doing? No time to mess around with the steering wheel." Phineas said and pulled back, still smiling, but less.

Ferb nodded and pulled the steering wheel close to him again.

"Ferb!" Phineas stopped smiling and pulled the steering wheel back to him, Ferb did the same. It came to a tug of war over the steering device, neither of them letting go of it.

"Oh I understand." Phineas said but didn't let go. "But you see Ferb…" Phineas said.

"I'm really proud of you kid." Doctor Doofenshmirtz said from behind the car. "But can you two stop messing around and fix this thing faster, please?"

"Hold on, Dr. D, I am trying to explain." Phineas turned back to look at the lab coat wearing strained man. He still didn't let go of the steering wheel.

"Just because you're the one designing the car, Ferb, it doesn't mean you build it like a British car, that'll mess up the traffic." Phineas pulled as hard as he could, but he was defeated when a much stronger force pulled from Ferb's side. It was the fedora wearing secret agent who owned the car.

"Agent D, not you too." Phineas said disappointed.

"What he is trying to say is that this car was built with a right steering wheel." Ferb said simply and a bit out of air, Phineas let go.

"But it'll mess up the traffic." Phineas said a bit sad.

"Look around." Ferb said and Phineas turned back.

Indeed all the tiny platypus cars were driving down the left side of the road and all had their steering wheels on the right.

"Every car has a right steering wheel…" Phineas mumbled.

"Like it should be…" Ferb whispered under his breath.

"I heard that!" Phineas said and kept looking around.

"But this is America…" He whimpered, Agent D already tried to show Ferb how to install the steering wheel, Ferb signaled him to wait.

The boy with the green mane cleared his throat with a few coughs.

"Bahamas, Bermuda, Dominica, Grenada." he said straight ahead.

"Oooh! I know what it is!" Doofenshmirtz was saying from the back of the car.

"Those are examples of American countries that are left handed drivers." said someone else from Phineas' wrist watch. It was 2nd dimension Baljeet.

"I was about to say that!" Doofenshmirtz was yelling he lost balance of the chassis; the car trembled before he straightened it just in time.

"And so do me." The Indian accented young doctor said. "And another thing I do is disliking you." Even though the 2nd dimension resister knew this Doofenshmirtz wasn't the one that enslaved their Tri-State-Area, yet none of them really liked him, it was probably the voice.

"Because of you." this time it was 2nd dimension Isabella, "The low percentage that can even drive is following neither of this rules and had to drive according to the complicated calendar of the DoofenDrive cycle."

"Yeah that sounds like something I would do." he said.

Phineas ignored this conversation emitting from his wristwatch.

"It couldn't be…" he mumbled to himself.

"We shouldn't be in lefty zone…" he kept on mumbling. "The OtherDimensionInator should only take us a few nanometers away at most…" he scratched the chin he didn't have "It couldn't possibly jump us to another continent."

"Phineas?" Ferb said with his monotone British accent, he waved his hand in front of his brother's face.

"Phineas!" he "yelled" and his voice barely got above his normal tone.

"Oh right…" Phineas focused up.

"Let us build an opposite car!" He yelled excitingly, his brother just sighed and came back to work.

~~X~~

After another hour work the car was good and ready and the five humans and platypus were on the road.

A lot of the cool functions the secret agent car had couldn't make it to the "amateurish" fix Phineas and Ferb had, like the flying or the particle mode.

But the cloak still worked, and made every platypus outside the car see it as a normal tiny sized car and Perry as its driver.

In reality Agent D was the driver and Perry was seating left to him (much to Phineas' disappointment).

Candace was sitting in the back; she had a rather big bump on her head from when Doofenshmirtz accidently dropped the chassis on it while she was trying to rig up the extremely heavy multi-system negotiator. Luckily for her, Agent D had an extra fedora for her to hide it with and some bandages.

"But it still doesn't make any sense..." Phineas mumbled to himself when the car stopped at another left stop sign with a platypus paw drawn on it. It was uncanny how similar yet different was this dimension than the world he knew, but the similarities didn't matter to him, only one insignificant difference.

"Oh, get off it already." Ferb said from next to him and folded his hands.

The car eventually stopped near a building with platypus writing on it.

"Hey, Perry the Platypus, bring me that Platypus-Human dictionary, I wanna know what this sign says." Doofenshmirtz said.

But Perry was too busy reading deep into the meanings, vocabulary and grammar of the platypus language in the book he held.

"Well aren't you a cute little learner." Candace said with a big, huge smile, probably a result of the bump messing her brain a bit.

"Trying to be more native." she said and violently petted Perry, knocking him off the reading state.

"Well, actually I was trying to say earlier." Doofenshmirtz said and got out of the car along with Candace who held Perry tight in her hands. "Quite a few times I tried saying this and what I was trying to say is-" he got interrupted again.

"We're getting in." Phineas said and entered the simple building, which building was actually in normal height unlike all of the short platypus buildings.

"Never mind…" the evil scientist said and slouched even more. Perry tapped on his shoulder from Candace's tight hold. The 1st dimension platypus showed him a paragraph with a platypus writing identical to the one on the building.

"Pet house, huh?" he said and got inside, the others got after him.

~~X~~

"Oh. My. Gosh. Ferb." Phineas said and looked at the inside of the buildings.

It was filled with pets from all kinds, humans, dogs, exotic birds, snakes. Some were with their platypus owners, some wasn't. But all of them wore a fedora hat.

Each one of them in their turn made a little gesture with their hat when Agent D walked by.

But all that wasn't the thing Phineas was excited about.

"A globe!" he yelled and ran to the corner where a globe was standing on a table and in its axis.

"That's not a globe, silly." Insane Candace said. "That's Africa!"

"Actually, that's Australia." Ferb said.

"It's appeared in this dimension earth has only one continent that identical in shape to our Australia." Phineas said excitingly.

"That's a remarkable discovery in the field of chaos theory and zoology, and it's explains why platypus are in control here, east Australia is the home of the platypus." Ferb said and observed the globe in his brother's hand as they all kept following Agent D across the room.

"But most important!" Phineas yelled.

Ferb waited the pause of a second to find out what was most important.

"It explains why they drive in the left here!" he said and hugged the globe similar to the way Candace hugged Perry.

Ferb face palmed as the six entered a hidden elevator and started going down.