At the Beast's castle, Belle is walking through the hallways as she observes the place. She suddenly walks by Lumiere and Cogsworth who pretend to be inanimate near her. "Hey," Lumiere says to Belle in a sexual way.
Belle gasps as she is surprised by Lumiere's presence. "Oh, my god! Who are you?"
"I'm Lumiere. I'm the one who taught the master how to have sex since you're going to be his sex slave."
"Could somebody remind me why we hired some pervert in the first place after the last advice he gave to the master involved raping a fairy who placed this weird spell on everyone at the castle?" rebuked Cogsworth. "And besides, she's not our sex slave, she's our guest. I'm Cogsworth, by the way."
"So, all the servents here are inanimate objects?" Belle asked.
"Yeah. Allow everyone else to introduce themselves." Cogsworth replied.
"Although not really everyone else," said Lumiere. "Because most servents in Beauty and the Beast aren't even that important to remember."
Mrs. Potts, played by Meg Griffin, appears besides Lumiere and Cogsworth and introduces herself to Belle."Hi, I'm the house keeper, Mrs. Potts. The master doesn't really pay me with anything except his insults about how he thinks I don't work hard a lot."
"I'm her son, Chip," Chip introduced himself, played by Stewie Griffin. "As you can see, I was named that after this chip in my head. I got it that one time when the master accidentally used me as a condom."
"Why, hello there," greeted a dog resembling a foot stool, played by Brian Griffin. "My name's Sultan. The master named me that after he watched Aladdin for the first time."
"Hi ya, I'm a wardrobe. If you ever need a make over, you can just come to me for help." The wardrobe greeted, played by Bruce.
"And I'm Joe the wheel chair." A wheelchair played by Joe was the last to finish.
"Well, it sure is nice to meet all of you, if this place didn't get more messed up by the minute." Belle said to the servents, unfazed. "I'm going to bed." Belle then started walking up the stairs.
"Oh, my god! Is she going to the West Wing?" cried Lumiere as he watches Belle. "That's where the master keeps all his sex pills and meth!"
"The West Wing is also where he keeps the flower that can break the spell on the castle." Cogsworth claimed.
"Yeah, but more importantly his prized possession of meth!
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Belle enters the West Wing. There, she sees it in shambles with all the furniture tattered and broken. "Oh, my god! It looks like someone had a real fit in here." Belle then notices a flower glowing inside a large glass container and walks over to it.
"What the hell do you think you're doing in here?!" roared a voice behind her. Belle turns around in shock to see the Beast before her, upset.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know this was your room." Belle tried to plead with the Beast.
"So you're after my meth, eh? You suppossedly think you're now a prostitute I would actually pay you with meth? Well get the hell out of here before I treat you like you're my wife!"
Belle runs away in fear and then exits the castle. She then trips in the middle of the woods and is then surrounded by a pack of wolves snarling at her.
Belle is terrified as the wolves corner her, until the Beast suddenly appears before them. The wolves scream as they are terrified by the Beast
"Ahhhh! Who the hell are you?" screamed one of the wolves.
"I was once a handsome prince who was cursed. I feel sorry for the way I scared this lady, so I'm here to rescue her. Now then, why don't you maul some other fairy tale character such as Little Red Riding Hood or the three little pigs?"
"Wait a minute. You that same deusch who filmed a crappy film about wolves crowing at the moon!" the wolf said
"Um, no. Meg was the one who filmed that," said the Beast, but to no avail, the wolves suddenly attacked him and mauled over his body. "Ah! I never thought I actually had to fight wolves! I was just trying to scare them away! Maybe they'll leave me alone if I give them meth! Ah!" The Beast screamed.
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At the Beast's castle, the Beast is badly injured as he has several scars all over his body. Belle is nursing him as she covers the last of his injuries with some bandages she applied to his body.
"Thanks. I'm sorry about scaring you earlier." The Beast said to Belle. "You see, I wasn't always a beast. I used to be a selfish and spoiled prince, who always wanted everything. I one time wanted sex and tried to bang an enchantress. That didn't go so well, so she dumped me and transformed me into a beast. That rose in the West Wing is what keeps me under her spell and is already wilting. Once that happens, I'll die from STDs."
"Well, it serves you right for treating women like property!" roared Belle.
"Well at least I'm living the lifestyle as a prince! I bet where you come from, people are always treating you like crap, probably because they think you're a virgin."
"Well at least I don't treat people like crap at all, unlike what you always do around with your servents!"
"Yeah! You tell him!" said Cogsworth standing by, listening in to their conversation.
The Beast sighs. "You're right. It's my fault I was so hard on you guys. From now on, I'll be nicer to you. Mostly to Belle so I can have sex from her."
"Well, thank you for saving me, though you did nothing but give meth away to wolves."
"Okay, but just so know, I will never come and save you if you ever run away from my castle again."
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The next morning, Belle and the Beast are seen outside the castle where there is snow.
"Okay, so how do you make the birds like you again?" The Beast asked Belle.
"You feed them bird seed and wait for them to eat it." Belle said gleefully.
"Wait, you feed them? Like as though they're your pets? That seems like too much work."
"Oh, come on. Give it a try."
The Beast comes across a bird staring at him. "Oh. Uh... want some seeds? I don't know why you birds like to eat this, but I've been told that you'll like me if I feed you." Suddenly, the bird flies up to the Beast's face and pecks at it. "Ow! Hey, what the hell?" He then falls on the ground, while several more birds surround him and peck his face.
Belle starts to ponder to herself, while watching the Beast. "There's something sweet and almost kind. But he was mean, and he was coarse and unrefined." Belle sang in her thought. "And now he's dear and so unsure. I wonder why I didn't see it there before."
Suddenly, the birds stop attacking the Beast as Belle pours bird seed on the ground that they soon start eating. The Beast soon stares at Belle, as she feeds the birds. "She glanced this way, I thought I saw," The Beast also sang while pondering to himself. "And when we touched, she didn't shutter at my paw. No, it can't be. I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before." Just then, a bird lands on the Beast's hand. The bird gives the Beast a longing look until it then smiles at him. The Beast then smiles back. More birds gathered before the Beast. The Beast then gleefully feeds them bird seed, this time the birds accept it as they now eat, showing that they now like the Beast.
"New and a bit alarming," sang Belle in her head, while continuing to watch the Beast, who now gets along with the birds. "Who'd have ever thought that this could be? True that he's no prince charming, but there's something in him that I simply didn't see." The Beast focuses his attention on Belle and then smiles at her, as they now start to form a relationship with each other.
Inside the castle, Lefou, Cogsworth and Joe the Wheelchair watches Belle and the Beast outside through a window, seeing the two are bounding together. The Beast suddenly farts in Belle's face and laughs at her as she collapses. Belle was disgusted at fist, but then she started laughing too.
"Well, who'd have thought?" sang Lumiere.
"Well, who'd have known?" sang Cogsworth.
"And who'd have guess they'd come together on their own?" sang Joe the Wheelchair.
The three then turn around to face each other as they continue singing. "We'll wait and see, a few days more. There maybe something there that wasn't there before." Meanwhile, the birds swarm and attack Belle and the Beast, making them shriek in pain. Then an ostrich appears and starts pecking at their faces, causing them to run with the ostrich chasing after them.
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Sometime later, Belle is in her bedroom, wearing a yellow gown. "Oh my god!" exclaimed Belle, excitedly. She then turns to face Lumiere, Cogsworth and Wardrobe. "I'm so excited to spend my first night with the Beast, even though I think having sex is wrong."
"Yeah, I'm so proud of you." Wardrobe said.
"Well, I sure am glad to see things are finally going our way," said Lumiere. He then turns to Cogworth. "Eh?"
Belle walks down a flight of stairs to meet with the Beast, who is also well dressed for the occasion. The two then make their way to the ballroom where they dance while the servents are happily watching them. They then stopped to kiss each other.
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The two are having sex together in bed, naked while kissing each other uncontrollably.
"Oh, god. I never had sex this exhilarating before," said the Beast.
"Oh my god, that felt great." Belle exclaimed. "I don't know why I was so afraid of sex in the first place. It's like something God intended us to do."
"Hehe, yeah," laughed Lumiere, as he watched them having sex closeby.
The two are staring romantically at each other at first, but then Belle becomes saddened. "Hey, what's wrong?" The Beast asked.
"It's just that I'm worried about my father," said Belle. "I haven't seen him at all after you let him go. I hope he's doing okay out there."
The Beast repents for Belle until a thought came to his mind. The Beast gets out of bed and puts on his blue night coat before he goes to the balcony where he finds a hand held mirror. Belle approaches the Beast there as she is seen wearing a pink night coat. "What are you doing?" she asked the Beast.
"This magic mirror is my personal voice assistant," said the Beast. "It does whatever you tell it to do. Oh, yeah, which reminds me. Alexa, cancel my date with that other girl."
"Okay," said the mirror as it briefly glowed.
The Beast then hands the mirror to Belle. "I'd like to see my father," Belle said to the mirror. The mirror suddenly shows an image of Maurice laying across the woods as he tries to rescue Belle, but has fallen ill and pukes before passing out. "Oh my god!" cried Belle. "He's going to die of hypothermia out there!"
"Then you must go to him, Belle." The Beast said, assertively.
"What? Do you mean to tell me I'm free?"
"Yes, now go to your father."
"Oh, thank you!" Belle rushes out of the room as she goes to rescue her father.
"Hey, what the hell?!" cried Lumiere after Belle Left. "Why'd you let her go?"
"I already had sex," the Beast replied "I don't need her anymore."
"Way to go, fat ass! You just blew your chance to break the spell! Just to think you would have loved her!"
Just then, the Beast comes to a realization. "Oh, my god. You're right! I never truely cared for those other chicks I banged. I just wanted to have sex, but Belle sure gave me something special about sex: her love. How could I not have seen it before? Sex comes from love and now I'll have the chance to feel it again." The Beast then remains silent. "Alexa, play I want to know what love is by Foreigner. Alexa?" Suddenly he realizes that he doesn't have his magic mirror anymore. "Son of a bitch! Belle stole my magic mirror! That no good, ungrateful, little whore!"