Writer- There is a dead man in the center of a field. He carried with him an unopened package. As he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. How did he know he was going to die?

And this is filler.


"I'm telling you Mabel, Wihelmina is Bill!" Said Pine Tree

"Of course she's not, Bill was a boy," said Shooting Star. I was currently peaking under the coco- brown wood of Pine Trees watching the conversation, trying to be quiet, but my stupid baby legs hit the hard frame, alerting them to my presents.

"Hey there Wilhelmina, your sister Mabel has made you a sweater" said Shooting Star, pulling a yellow sweater with a little penguin with a black bowtie over the yellow gingham dress that Mrs. Pines had brought, after working out that all clothes that weren't yellow, black or light blue got mysteriously burnt, so she gave up getting pink and purple.

"Look how cute Willie is, how could she be that evil Bill? Cute people are never evil!" said Shooting Star

"One word for you,"said Pine Tree "Norman!" I crossed my arms- i'm WAY eviler than the stupid gnomes. It seems Shooting Star aggreed.

"Bill was way more evil than them!" And i glared at Pine Tree with my slightly elongated pupils, as Shooting Star picked me up.

"Come on, little Willie-Billie, lets go away from the meanie Dipper,"


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