Gladly. I'll try to be as nice as possible with this.

Episode 35, was butt naked for the Olympics and attempted to make England as such.

Episode 58, had thoughts of taking advantage with England as ill as he is.

Episode 59, "Just look at that face. So handsome. I want to lick it," and I quote. Same episode, you told a little, innocent Italy what "sexual act" was. "*Beep*"

Dare I continue?

« To JAGartist,

Wouah ! So quick ! This makes Big Brother happy~ ! Here it goes… I will answer with all my heart !

Oh, I remember that time ! I was so excited and eager to participate in the first Olympics games, but then la triste réalité came and crushed my beautiful dreams about playing in the ancient greek way, nude and glorious.

Really, I thought it was going to be just like that and I would have the chance to see all my fellow nations just as naked as me, and I was looking forward to this event so much ! Have I known how it was going to be, I wouldn't have insisted (much) on having dear stuck-up England strip.

Mon Dieu, why is it such a big deal to be naked anyway ? Big Brother will never undertsand that.

…Hein… ? Taking advantage of a ill England… ? Ah ! Maybe are you refering to that one time he was sick with I and Amérique visiting him ? Hey ! Wait a minute, I didn't take advantage of anyone ! So cruel… so mean… Anyway.

I remember I was overjoyed at first, when I heard the damn pest was sick, and I was really planning to visit only to tease him mercilessly while knowing he wouldn't be able to do anything. But then, actually seeing him suffer so much he won't even retort with some sort of snappy reply, made me, France, worried as heck. That I have to admit (and don't you dare telling him this or I'll never hear the end of it. Please).

So, in my grande mansuétude, I had decided not to bother him. But instead, I thought I could get a little, nice, harmless revenge (after all, such opportunities are all too rare and I will never tire of getting back at him in any way I can for all the troubles he gave to me in the past millenium) that wouldn't give him any damage and make me satisfied : stripping him naked. (Moreover, the poor thing was uncounscious so he wouldn't have known anything). Just for a while, I swear ! (And maybe I would have taken a photo… blackmail material for the next April Fools or something…)

But then, America just had to go and walk in the room, only to ruin everything ! Geez, I swear the boy has the worst timing ever !

So, yes, I like seeing my fellow nations naked. That much should be obvious by now. But I can't see how does that make me a bad person : I strip them, grope their chests, pants some and then leave happy and satisfied. Call it a weird quirk or je-ne-sais-quoi, but at least admit that I've never done anything past that. Like I said before, «Love isn't something you force on others*».

Now, next is… ah, ce cher Autriche. I still recall very clearly the intense pain in my head inflicted by Hungary's anger. She has always been so protective of him, I feel a bit jealous. Oh yes, back to the point : I remember having complimenting Austria's beauty while I was watching him play the piano. So composed, peaceful, and beautiful. To this day I still admire him this way even though you could say our relations have always been cold or distant, somewhat. That's too bad since I really do enjoy the rare moments when we can talk, at world meetings or through diplomatic visits. Oh my, am I rambling again ? Mes excuses.

So then, as I was saying, I was complimenting the noble Austria, entranced once again by his playing. And maybe through some people's eyes, it might have been wrong to peek on him like this, but really, I can't see any harm with observing someone. But you know, mademoiselle, I don't recall anything like saying things about licking his face or what not. You have probably misheard.**

And now about sweet little Italie. I remember seeing him grown up to the physical age of 10 or about, when he went to visit for the first time in a looong while. I think it was at the beginning of the 19th century, I aged a little too but I didn't have my superbe stubble yet.

I was so happy to see him again, and truthfully, I didn't want to let him go… But that aside, I was more than glad and eager to spend some quality time with him. And what was best than enjoying a good book from the finest french litterature, together ?

Well, perhaps it was too much of a difficult one for such a young soul, but since he asked me about one of the words he didn't understand, « intercourse », of course I had to explain it to him. Did you think I got carried away in my explanations ? Oh, well, maybe I had now that I think about it. Too bad that he didn't understand anything I said, then. Italy has always been so silly and cute, so naive and innocent, and helpless and simple. And I think that's what has always protected him from the harsh reality of this world the most. Bless him. So, Big Brother can't really blame him since I love him so very much !

To conclude, I would say that even if sometimes, despite appearances, I do things that might shock or bother people, you can be sure that your silly Big Brother France doesn't mean any harm.

I guess I'm just a very blunt, selfish, egocentric, eccentric person who only do things without really thinking much beforehand, leading to misunderstandings and nasty rumours spread about my merveilleuse personne. But that's only my way to show my affection, you know. I am the country of love, and boy do I love. I just wish people would actually try and see that there is more than meet the eye, if only they could bother.

Sincèrement vôtre,

France. »

Wouah ! : Wow !

Mon Dieu : My God

La triste réalité : the sad reality

Hein : Huh

My grande mansuétude : my great leniency

Je-ne-sais-quoi : I-don't-know-what

* : taken from the chapter 5 of Hetalia webcomic.

Ce cher Autriche : Dear Austria

Mes excuses : My apologies

** : I don't know what kind of subs you've read, but they are wrong. Nothing of this sort is said in japanese. And I don't trust the English dub at all.

Mademoiselle : Miss

Superbe : superb/dashing/beautiful

My merveilleuse personne : My marvelous person/self

Sincèrement vôtre : Sincerely yours/ Yours truly