Deep within the mines of email, our heroes come to the tomb of Microsoft.

Korinaar: NO! What happened here?!

Ganes: This place is creepy...

Pantalaimon: Yeah, I've noticed that dead people/computer parts everywhere is creepy!

Spirithunter: Chill you two! Don't make me take away your

Spam!

Ganes/Pantalaimon: *Wide-eyed*

Kutter: What do we have here... *picks up an old book* -We are locked inside, we can't get out... typing... typing in the deep... they are coming...-

Ganes: Geez Kutter! Think you could make us any more depressed?!

Kutter: Sorry...

Negativeawn: Look at this blown up computer part by this old well! Hmm... *touches the piece accidently knocking it down the well* oops...

Pantalaimon: Throw yourself in next time Neg...

While our heros were freaked out and fought with each other, Sauronis was making more plans...

Sauronis: Bwhahahahaahahaha! the fellowship is doomed now! I have Kineada the white on my side! (hint hint wink wink)

Anaca: Sir! I've finally found you! *hugs and kisses Sauronis*

Sauronis: GAH! Get away woman!

Anaca: I'm hurt Saur... didn't all those dang spam cans I helped you make mean anything?!

Sauronis: No, now what is the magic report?

Anaca: Bastar- err...! I mean... yeah... Anyway! all the fire wands are set up on the roof of your tower.

Sauronis: Ok, begone!

Anaca: HMPH! Be that way your shortness

The dark dwarfy-dude of evil doesn't seem to have a way with women. Sucks for him. Back to our nutty commander.

Bradven: *Looks through a telescope* What is that on the dwarfy- dudes tower... Fireworks????

Aeion: Sir, I don't think the dwarfy-dude would aim fireworks at our tower... ok maybe he would...

Bradven: Ha! Anyway.. *pulls out walkie talkie* Brown duck you there, over.

Skyport: Roger! You're not gonna believe what I found!

Bradven: ....what...?

Skyport: Some blue chick saying she new all the dwarfy-dudes plans! Want me to bring her up?

Bradven: Let me think.... YES!

Skyport: Ok ok! Don't get so touchy!