Hey. New chapter. Yay!
Disclaimer: Warehouse 13 and Supernatural aren't mine to own. But this is a good crossover...I think.
"Crazy birds?" Sam asked as they loaded the Impala.
"That's what Bobby said pinged." Dean said.
"What can cause that? Are we even sure it's an Artifact?" Sam asked looking at Dean over the top of the car.
"We're never sure." Dean replied. He closed the trunk and petted his car. "I'm so happy I can take you with us."
"There's a line, and I think your crossing it." Sam said with a smirk.
"Don't listen to him baby. He's jealous." Dean said as he climbed into his car.
"I'm not entering this conversation. It doesn't sound like a good one." Sam said, climbing in as well.
Dean just laughed as they drove out of the driveway of the B'n'B.
XxXx
"So before we left, Bobby handed me this binder." Sam said picking it up from the floorboard.
They've been on the road for about an hour and still an hour away.
"Yeah. All new recruits get that. Can't believe he waited until now to hand it to you." Dean said smiling, remembering the time he was gifted with it. "It's huge and not really useful."
"The rules and regulations aren't useful?" Sam asked, surprised.
"All that stuff's in the handbook. That's not the handbook." Dean explained.
"Then what is this?" Sam asked, opening it up. There were a couple minutes of silence while Sam was reading the page he opened up to, then. "Is this a 3 pound binder full of questions?""
"Yep."
"Why are there so many?"
"They help narrow down what artifact is being used."
"The fudge question is one?"
"Yeah." Dean sighed. "Lot of hostility when you ask that one."
Sam winced at that comment. "Sorry, man."
"It's fine." Dean said shrugging. "But that fudge question is important. Mostly it's just powerful artifacts that have fudge smell."
"Right. Remember the fudge question." Sam said shutting the book. He placed it back on the floors. "Hey."
Dean grunted his acknowledgement.
"Well, me and Jo were talking about families after you left and she told me she's related to Mrs. Harvelle."
"Yeah. Great-granddaughter, or something." Dean said, waving his hands.
"Yeah. She said she came to the Inn when she was young."
"14, I think." Dean supplied.
"Yeah. And you were already at the Inn. Living there." Dean nodded at this. "So how long have you been Agent?"
"Only about two years." Dean answered, unsure.
"But you were at the Inn." Sam said, confused.
"Well, yeah. I've lived at the Inn my whole life. Minus like, 4 years for community college." Dean said.
"I thought only Agents lived at the Inn."
"Yeah. My dad was an Agent, mom was a Regent." Dean said, as if it explained everything.
"Regent?" Sam asked.
"They're like, Mrs. Harvelle's boss. They look over the people who she want's as Agents. Protect the secret. Whole buncha other secret mumbo-jumbo." Dean explained. "I'm not even 100% sure what they do, actually. I do know they were all once Agents."
"Oh."
"Yeah. So since both of parents worked at the Warehouse, I lived at the Inn." Dean explained.
"And your parents were okay with raising a kid in that environment? No offense." Sam asked, adding the last part hastily, but genuinely.
Dean chuckled. "Not the first agent to say that. Mom left when I was about 4. Dad assumed the Regents sent her out on a ping, and she got killed or something. Then when I was about 18, he went on a ping and mailed in the artifact. That cause a huge a problem." Dean said, remembering that day.
"What happened to them?" Sam asked.
"No idea. They both fell off the grid." Dean explained.
"That doesn't bother you?"
Dean shrugged. "It did at first, but most agents either end up lost, dead, or crazy. Figured they both had enough and just left."
"Then they should've taken you with them! Why just leave you at the Inn?" Sam exclaimed, not really expecting answer.
Dean just shrugged again and let the silence loom over them.
"So you can mail artifacts back?" Sam asked once he calmed down a bit.
"It's not recommended." dean said with a smirk.
"Why not?"
Dean smiled and starting telling the story of when him, Jo, Bobby, and his old partner, Gordon, had to defuse the situation John left them with that.
So, next chapter is long. Like really long. But hopefully I will put it up soon.
Please review to help motivate me...and remind me.
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