Yeah...

Um... Sorry for the wait. I've been trying to get this out for like ever. F?CKING DISTRACTIONS.

So yeah, this is a rated t story... Im not sure if it would count as "M" but I think that would be overdoing it. Nothing of the lemony, but theres a but of sexyness in it. I ONLY GO AS FAR AS TROLLSHIMINA WOULD GO.

Who, speaking of which is the one who own FT. I only own OCs.

This is straight up humor. I TRIED MY BEST.

THANK YOU!

NASHI THE STRIPPER

Nashi was pretty much a tomboy. Sure she has worn 'girly' outfits, claiming she likes to look good while kicking ass (plus she had not much of a choice because they were her mother's hand me downs, and with that, why waste money on more clothes?). But other than that, she was not exactly the most feminine girl. She likes to pick fights, does not mind getting down and dirty, she likes to show her strength. not fawn over other's strength, not to mention the fact she could eat like she's… Well… Her father?

And let's not forget that Nashi isn't one who goes around trying to flirt and seduce others.

So how did she get into this situation?

Well that my friend, requires a bit of rewinding in order for you to actually comprehend what the hell is going on. AND REWINDING IS WHAT WE SHALL DO!

It all started on a o-so-lovely Saturday morning, the bees were singing, the birds were buzzing- Wait what? I think I got that wrong...

HOLDUP! I'm getting off topic!

Anyway during this fine Saturday morning, our strangely charming, pink-headed, chaotic, main protagonist Nashi Dragneel was at her favorite place in the world, The guild hall of Fairy Tail. There the young mage sat at the bar, her head to the bar counter, using her crossed arms as a cushion against the wooden surface, groaning of of severe boredom.

Guildmaster's wife, Mirajane, was giggling at the oh-so familiar position she's seen a certain blonde-haired companion of her's take on when she was in the same situation countless times before.

"What's up Nashi?" Mira asked as she thoroughly wiped a clean, shiny, mug. The older barmaid still looked beautiful, her features barely showing her true age. She was the same either way, barely changed from the woman she was when she first met Nashi's mother. The biggest difference was the fact she was a mother and married to Laxus Dreyar. But, Mira was still Mira. She was still sweet, still a barmaid, and still a matchmaker.

Same ol' Mirajane we all came to know and love, right?

"Oh nothing much Mira-san, other than the fact I'm bored out of my freakin mind maybe." Nashi explained, her statement muffled due to the face she did not bother to lift her head from the table.

"So why not go on a job with Silver? Don't you need money for Lucy's present? She is coming back today with your father y'know?" Mira suggested, hoping that her suggestion might give her newest OTP [NaVer] a little shove towards becoming cannon.

Nashi was quiet for a moment, processing what Mira said.

"I FORGOT!" Nashi screamed, before rushing to the request board. Mira sweat-dropped at the fact Nashi did not even noticed she suggested that Silver should accompany her. She sighed at her failed attempt, and went to serve Wakaba and Macao's beers.

Nashi now in front of the request board, her eyes frantically searching for a good job with a large enough price for her mom's present. She was interrupted when her fellow friend called her from across the guild.

"Na-chan!" Ul Fullbuster shouted out to her best friend, as she dragged her older twin brother Silver Fullbuster, with her across the guild and to Nashi.

"Are you going on a job?" Navy-blue haired snow woman asked.

"Yeah, you're free to come if that's what you want to know." Nashi muttered mindlessly as she continued her search for the perfect job.

"Okay, but Silver has to come."

Nashi froze, then automatically began to whine "Whyyyyyy?"

"Because, Ul and Na-chan are not allowed to go on a job alone together after what happened last time."

Nashi shuttered as she remembered her parent's fury [not to mention the guild master], when she told them that she and Ul managed to destroy a whole town, release a pack of rampaging moles, and knock out half of the royal army in one sitting. The two were a deadly, carefree, duo.

"Why can't we take Simon?"

"Simon is on a job with Henry."

Nashi sighed, "I don't wanna do a job with a popsicle!" She complained

Before Silver could start a fight, Ul clamped a hand over his mouth before siaing. "C'mon Na-chan! Ul has not been on a job in what has felt like forever!"

Nashi rolled her eyes before cracking a smile at her friend. She could not just take her off the job like that.

"Fine."

"Are we there yet?" Happy whined as our "Heros" climbed up Mt. Hakobe. Nashi was in front of the group trying to catch the scent of the monster that was holding the jewel captive, which they were to retrieve.

"We'll get there when we get there!" Nashi lashed as she climbed on ahead of the group, ignoring the light snow that melted as they landed on her skin.

"C'mon pyro, can't you do anything right?" Silver asked as he walked along with his sister, his arms crossed behind his head.

"Well it would be easier if you were not stinking up the place frost-freak" Nashi stated with an eyeroll, stopping to scout the area.

"Wanna go flame-brain?" Silver, whose forehead was suddenly against Nashi's. Both were surrounded by Fiery and icy auras.

"Um, Na-chan, Silver-nii, is this really the time to fight" Ul asked sweat-dropping.

"Aye!"

"Wait." Nashi said suddenly, sniffing the air.

"Chickening out Slanty eyes?"

"Shut up Droopy face, I caught the scent."

And with that, our hopeless team hurried their way to the jewel, and the reward money.

Not even ten minutes have passed and our team has already run into disaster.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO STRIP FOR THE HORNY MONKEY?!" Nashi screamed-whispered, trying not to catch the attention of the nearby Vulcan, which the team hid from as the beast was drooling over an unconscious Ul.

"Because it will distract the monster!" Happy said with a eyeroll like it was obvious, which I guess you could say is true.

"Then why don't you make SILVER do it? He's the professional!"

Silver tried to keep his shit together and not lash out at the pinked head idiot.

"We need a girl to distract the monster! Like it or not, you're the closest thing we got to that." Silver explained annoyed.

"Why you-" Happy help Nashi back. "Nashi we need you to do this for the job. And we need to save Ul." Happy said.

Nashi sighed, "fine." She said admitting defeat. She stood up, and walked from the the hidden rock in the back of the cave that kept them safe.

Nashi shuttered. "I'll just use some of the Magic Mira taught me to change clothes. I can do that? Right?" Nashi whispered to no one in particular. She took a deep breath.

"TRANSFORM!" Nashi yelled out.

Now, kids, this is when things get worse for poor old Nashi, originally, she was planning to wear something like a schoolgirl's outfit, but, being inexperienced as she is, she just managed to get her normal clothes off! Everything but her black lacy undergarments

Either way it definitely got the Vulcan's attention

"PRETTY LADY!" The monster cooded and her hopped arounded her, observing her curvy body.

Happy and Silver, who originally could not see nashi, took their chance and snuck away from the rock and to the jewel and Ul. Happy managed to grab Ul and Silver snatched the jewel. Suffering from a minor nosebleed from Nashi's attire.

"Ah!" Nashi cried out.

Silver and Happy turned to see that the vulcan grabbed her boobs.

Silver automatically had to hold his head back, to prevent even more blood coming out of his nose (Which, FYI, failed.)and Happy facepalmed at the scene, wondering what's with people and a woman's breast. He'd never understand humans.

Nashi blushed a deep red before screamed "YOU PERV!" And giving the Vulcan a roundhouse kick so hard, his head smashed into the cave ceiling and the rock walls began to crack.

They all ran out the mountain with the jewel and returned to Magnolia.

"Wait." A fully-clothed Nashi instructed before entering the guild hall. The team stopped behind her.

"Never. And I mean never, speak of what happened on this job."

Ul and Silver both promised the dragonslayer her word… But Happy may have had his fingers crossed behind his back.

"So what did you guys do on your job?" Nastu asked his daughter as the family walked back from the guild.

Before Nashi could even think about saying nothing Happy automatically said the one thing would piss everyone off.

"Nashi seduced a Vulcan!"

"EHHHHH?" Lucy almost fell into the river, shocked by the felines word's.

"DAMN CAT!" Nashi screamed.

"WHAT?" Natsu roared.

"And it groped her boobs!"

Nashi and Lucy went red and the tennager screamed "DO YOU WANT ME DEAD?"

Natsu was silent.

All three noticed and froze. Natsu looked pissed.

"I…" Natsu started.

They cringed.

"I. AM GONNA KILL SOMEONE! HOW DARE ANYONE TOUCH MY BABY GIRL?!"

And Nastu went on a rampage.

It took a whole lot of rent money to pay the damage Magnolia received after Natsu went on a full on rampage in DRAGONFORCE. Most of the guilds men were in the infirmary, because he didnt even want guys to LOOK at his daughter for now on.

"Why me?" Nashi muttered as her mother screamed at Natsu for destroying a whole town.

"Ufufufufufufufu~" A mischievous Happy giggle nearby.

I'm pretty sure this is an appropriate time to call him "that damn cat."

I know, I'm messed up, no need to tell me twice.

RNR if you enjoyed!

THANK YOU FOR READING *HUGS*