Three dwarves in America?
By Samhoku
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. This is my way of rescuing these dwarves. I am not a fan-girl and I will not do a self insert for this one. I am pairing them with OCs I will make as I go. Most of my stories are made on a whim.
Comment: So, Alice and Kili or Marie and Kili? I would like feedback on this before I start the next chapter.
Chapter.
Kili licked Marie's hand immaturely, trying to get her hand off his mouth. Marie pulled her hand away and shook it, very grossed out. Alice shook her head and put the tea down in front of them, "I don't know if you like tea or not, but I brought some out." She looked over at Thorin and commented, "But it looks as if DJ gave you a beer."
Kili picked up one of the tea cups and drank some of the tea. He looked over at Fili and was hiding a mischievous grin. He was obviously plotting another inappropriate remark.
DJ by now had finally calmed down and looked at them. She picked up one of the tea cups and drank some tea, "Yummm..." DJ walked out of the room, "Needs more sugar."
Briar came into the room with a plate of cookies, "Alice has decided to force me to serve you cookies while she cooks dinner." She went around the room until they each had a cookie then ran off with three, giggling to herself.
Marie ate her cookie and kept shooting Kili irritated glares. Kili still played innocent as he drank his tea.
Fili looked at Marie and poked her gently, "Don't kill my brother please. I like having him around. Free entertainment."
Marie huffed and then raised an eyebrow at him, "Fine, just for your Blondey." She stood up and went into the other room to help Alice again. So now three of the women were gone and they were left with DJ.
DJ took Marie's place between the brothers and crossed one knee over the other. She looked from one to the other then at Thorin, "So. Marie is right, we need to get you boys some new clothes. You won't be able to leave the house until you do. I am pretty sure our controlling government would love to do nasty experiments on you."
DJ cracked her neck then looked thoughtful, "I will take Thorin to the store to get new clothes. Alice will take Kili on her free time. Marie will take Fili. I will have Briar come with me so I don't kill Mr. Stick Up His Butt. Good plan?"
Kili nodded once, that sounded fine with him. He finished off his tea and then leaned back in the chair, "So, is this today or tomorrow? The shopping? If that is what you call it."
DJ looked at him dryly, "Not today, we will go tomorrow." She stood up and went to set the table, "Fili, Kili, start practice walking because...you are going to need to do a lot of walking."