Chiaki: Hurry up and make up already.
Hajime: Don't do it.
Chiaki: Or should I say...
Nagito: Do it.
Hajime: Don't do it!
Chiaki: Make OUT!
Hajime: I'm starting to rethink my previous confession.
Nagito: Gasp! Does that mean?
Hajime: No I will not go out or make out with YOU!
Chiaki: I'm hurt. You're crushing my OTP D:
Nagito: Look what you've done hajime! That is no way to treat a shipper right Chiaki?
*Receives no response*
Nagito: She's sleeping isn't she?
Hajime: Definitely sleeping.
Chiaki: Nope. Writing fanfiction.
Hajime: OH COME ON
Nagito: Ok
Hajime: YOU SHUT UP THAT WAS NOTHING TO TAKE SERIOUSLY!
Chiaki: I think we all knew it was.
Nagito: Definitely.
Hajime: IT'S LIKE YOU TWO ARE AGAINST ME OR SOMETHING!
Nagito: I'd like to be.
*Throws phone in ocean*