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Crade: as of now… I only own the coffee, the coffee, and the coffee… that's the only thing I own right now… sorry I can't sell to you Dark and the others, they're not mine.
Okasamyn: WARNING: the usual… Yaoi and other bad words.
Kuruu: on this chapter, the battle of the genders continues!!
Hiead: he… er… she's groping me!!!!!!
Krad: relax, Hiead-sama.
Crade: on with the fiction!!!
Thoughts…Said out to the public…
(Person message is aimed to) telepathecal messages
Text in ( ) denotes authors notes… ummm yeah…
Chapter 3: O.O; (if you can call that a chapter title)
--- In Toshi's apartment… In Toshi's room (Crade does this huge grin) …he just woke up, 6:00am (class starts at 9:00) in front of the mirror
Now a girl with huge chest, Satoshi shouted, "What happened to me?!" …While cupping the huge breasts that bounces like jelly. Adjusting the now large white clothes and he… er she also has these huge, jelly like lumps on his chest… two of them, Krad said, "Do you think that the darn thief is to blame?" Satoshi again shouted in pure fury, "And YES!" The blue hair on Satoshi's head is 10 inches longer. Krad's hair is of the same length with the cross still on, "I think so too."
Hiead walked in trying not to look at them so he looked at the nearest wall.
Hiead uttered, "I think you should stay in here till we cure you if it's curable." Going out of the room the blue one said, "I'll get some pictures…"Krad replied to the blue while inspecting the cross tied to her hair "We'll wait."
Hiead is still looking somewhere else, "why pictures?"
Krad went closer to the silver haired boy, "We suspect that this was the work of another Hikari artwork, the "Butterfly Illusion"." Cups the shorter one's chin.
The silver one turned to a light shade of red, "How does it work?"
The silver was forced by Krad to look at her, "It makes one change gender and it creates changes to the people's memory and layers an illusion to other profs so that the illusion of the person changing gender would be complete."
Krad pined the younger one to the wall. Hiead: "Illusion?" Hiead blushed redder and is nervous.
Krad seductively whispered. "The potion does change one's gender, but the potion also creates the illusion of that person being such the whole time." Krad's lips went closer by every word she said to the younger one's left ear.
Hiead is feeling a slight butterfly sensation in the pits of his stomach, "So the cloths are affected too?" Hiead felt Krad's icy warm breath on his ear.
"And yes… but as you can tell that I'm a magical being, the potion only affects others and not my cloths only my body." Krad licks Hiead's ear lobe
Satoshi entered the room with two books and is blushing 100 shades of red…
Satoshi throws a spare book to Krad, which was avoided "YOU PERVERT! Krad you're acting like Dark!" Krad looked at Satoshi with a bit of anger, "Don't compare me to that rat, master Sophia… (1)" puts her hands over her mouth, "Why did I?" Satoshi thought for a second, "Be cause the female version of Satoshi is Sophia, but Krad is still Krad." The silver one is now free of the older one's hold "Satoshi, why am I not affected?" Satoshi, again thought for a while, "Maybe the fact that you came from another dimension… that explains it all. Since you came from another world, completely different from ours…" realization struck. "You and Zero cannot be affected by the magic in this world." Krad trying to change in to some other cloths made by his magic, "Zero, was affected by the Love Powder." Satoshi, again thought, "Maybe in your powers…"
---In the Niwa's… over breakfast, Dark is feeling another set of raging hormones…
The now even more perverted thief said, "Can I go visit Krad?" Emiko twitched, "What for?" Dark shivered a bit, "I miss him, and I want us to get along since he's behaving well recently." Towa slightly giggled, "only because you are not behaving this time." Daiki sighed, "I know what your feeling Dark. Ok, but promise that you won't cause damage." Dark: "WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" the thief is obviously happy "SeeyoualltonightbyeandifIdon'tcomeback,I'lljustbeincreepyboy'sapartment." He leaves the house. Zero and Daisuke: "Bye, were going to school now!" They're finished with all morning rituals. Emiko sighed, "The teens seems to be in a hurry today…"
--- 8:43am in the school of hell's angels (pertaining to the majority of the deranged girls and boys). In some secluded place with trees all around…
The red said in a very panicked voice and is like a scared shivering puppy, "Sophia, what happened?" Once Satoshi is now Sophia "Go ask your mother on what the Butterfly Illusion is." Hiead glaring at the brown idiot, "Damn you, Enna; stop staring at me like that!" The brown idiot is looking at Hiead with hunger and lust, "Why not?!" S/S (2) said in a very annoyed voice, "We better go to our classrooms now before we get late."
---10:00am in Toshi's apartment…
On the couch, a passive Krad was being kissed by Dark, "What if someone sees?" Krad is lying on the couch with an unbuttoned maid's costume.
Dark plants a kiss on Krad's fore head while hands go on auto drive, "We'll deal with it when it comes, plus no one can see us here…"
Krad gestures to Satoshi's room, "Can we take this somewhere else?"
Dark looked at the way towards the said room, "Hai, hai." Carries Krad bridal style to Toshi's room "I'll be seme today."
---3:00pm. Only Hiead, Daisuke, and Zero noticed the change in Satoshi. Just before going home and the chaos of yesterday repeating but not as deadly (about 1 percent un-deadlier) they were choosing a club for Hiead and Zero. Their first and last stop was the art club.
Zero's right arm is encircling Hiead's shoulder, "I want to be where you guys are." Smiled his idiot smile. Hiead pries Zero's arm off, "I feel the easiest here." The blue one noticed that the rivals have a forbidden relationship, "As you wish." With a mop in one hand the red said, "Ok… so let's clean the room, shall we?"
So they cleared the room of it's mess, then they went home.
--- 4:00pm In Toshi's apartment, they arrived after buying the needed food supplies from the market (the 7 11 type markets). The flat was totally in chaos and disorder, with evidence of some act that happened hours before and there is this very certain smell.
The blue is fuming mad when she said, "What happened in my apartment?!" While the silver one deducted, "I have a feeling that the purple haired one was here." So the blue went of to find the gold, "KRAD!!!!"
Krad went out of the bath, with only a towel around, looking tired and refreshed all at once.
Krad walking a bit limped, "Good afternoon, Sophia-sama, Hiead-chan." Went straight to Toshi's room. The blue one now searched for the purple one, "I will kill that mouse!!!" Hiead sniffed and said, "That smell is…" The blue is now opening all possible to open doors, "They made love in my apartment!!!!!" with that scary tinge of a woman's rage. Hiead shivered inside, "I can see why you don't want them to do it here."
--- The mess was cleared but before Satoshi tripped and almost kissed Hiead because of a very slippery substance. Then at 9:00 pm. The (Perverted) Phantom Thief Dark Mousy has struck again. Krad arrived but Satoshi is nowhere to be found. Before any one can get their germ-infected hands on the painting… they talked for a while.
"Mousy, I know you did this?" Krad pointed at her enlarged breast… "Why?" She made love and she didn't know why.
"Hikari, because I want to… erm… I want to own ya!" With a huge idiot smile.
"And why, pray tell do you, of all people out there; do you want to own me?" Krad said as calm and collected as she could be.
"Because, Krad, I want you to bear my 100 children!" Dark now has a perverted smile on his face.
"WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT???!!!" Krad blushed and is hell mad.
"C'mon you're my other half, dear Krad-chan, why not want to bear my 100 children?" Dark uttered seductively.
Krad, at this point, is planning to pull out a feather "I don't want to have your child and I'm not planning to have one for anyone! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!" Went angry and pulled out a feather.
"Wow, you're really serious today…" Dark dogged the energized feather.
"You idiot, an idiot, you darn idiot!!!!! Why can't you say it?!"
"Shot another chance blown! Why can't I tell to Krad that…?!"
"I hate you!!!! DIE MOUSY!!!!!!!" Krad let out a rain of energized, dart like, pure white feathers.
They fought and finally for once Krad stopped Dark from stealing a painting. Krad went home crying like a toddler, with the 'should be stolen work' in one hand…
Krad said between sniffs, "I hate him…. wha-haaaaaaaaa… I hate Dark!!!" In a kneel sit position in front of the closed door. Satoshi peaked from the bathroom, "I have never… you actually did it." she went back in.
Krad cried harder, "I… I… I… think…. I'm… preg… wha-haaaaaaaa…" Hiead emerged from the mini library, "Preg? What does that mean?" he carried with him a medical encyclopedia. Krad still crying, "Dark… he… he…" sniffed "he… impregnated me!!!!!" If possible, Krad cried more. Sato and Hiead said in perfect unison, "WHAT WAS THAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" They are utterly shocked. Krad stopped crying, "Can it happen with in one day?" Sophia said in an angry tone, "It can't happen in one night, Krad." Hiead found a small line in the med. Encyclopedia, "Go to a doctor…" he shows the med. encyclopedia to Krad.
Krad with ADHD meter rising fast, "I will, tomorrow after your classes… I can go to your school and let's go from there…" Hiead is not sure about the whole idea, "I'm not going." Krad and Satoshi glared daggers at Hiead, "You are going!" Hiead said in secret fear, "Whatever!" he went to his room.
Satoshi saw the painting tucked under Krad's arms, "Is that the painting?" Krad looked at the painting and back to Satoshi then like a kid said, "I stole it, so?" and smiled like a kid too. Satoshi sighed, "We need to explain it to father tomorrow." Krad sighed, "I'll just move the visit to the doctor on Saturday."
--- The next morning they were all greeted with the morning news… about…
The TV. News anchor said, "The weather today will be rainy and windy, so bring umbrellas. The storm spotted in the waters of Azumano City area of responsibility will hit the city later the night. This just in, we have a report about Castle Cross's come back! Yes, the most popular entertainment company is going to return! Now the star news…" the TV was turned off.
Satoshi is now going out of the apartment, "And that's that. Krad, we'll leave now. Try not to cause trouble." Krad is tying hair in a braid… two of them… like all anime maids do, "Ok… if I can."
--- School… readying for the school fest… FEST! In home room…
Teacher said with smiles, "Ok class, what will you be entering for the play contest?!" Takeshi immediately stood up and said high and proud, "The story about a school of love and how unrequited love hurts. The casts are Niwa, Hiwatari, Gner, Me, older Harada…" he was cut off by Daisuke,
The red stood up and pointed an accusing finger at Takeshi, "I'm in the cast and didn't you told me what the play is about?!" Takeshi replied while his ADHD meter is rishing, "Cool down, you're just a by stander. The main roles will go to Sophia-san and Hiead-san!" Risa stood and shouted, "That can't be!!!!!!" She shrieked and was hit by a six inch thick hard cover book to the head and fainted and was rushed to the vets (Crade: bwahahahahahahahaha)
Riku thought in annoyance, "Can the author kill her already?" Teacher said in confusion, "Where did that book came from? Any way… what's the title?" Takeshi said with over dramatic feelings and vigor, "Heart Campus!" Sophia said coldly, "Why am I in the play?!" Hiead is about to kill someone "I'm going to kill you!" Zero pushed Hiead back to his chair, "Am I there too?" The teacher again uttered with smiles as the other students went happy, "Ok. So have a meeting about it while I read a book…"
Takeshi said the roles and only those not in the play was exited… the roles are as follows:
Sophia- 'Setsuna' lead male role. The cold and calculating crush of the campus.
Hiead- 'Freinea' lead female role. The heart broken maiden who was saved from suicide by Setsuna and fell in love again.
Zero- 'Umi' evil person. The evil which of the campus that specializes in gossip and black mail. Is in love with Setsuna.
Daisuke- 'Oriega' the only boy who has the role of boy. Umi's little brother who works as a spy for her, rewarded by strawberries.
Riku- 'Prince' is a boy… the one that first broke Freinea's heart… is in love with… er… is actually gay…
Takeshi- 'Sir Shigure' the only teacher in the play…
Hiead was held back by Daisuke and Zero and is fuming mad at Takeshi, "I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Takeshi is tense, "No need for violence now, do we?" Hiead is getting madder and madder by the second "I'LL SHOW WHAT VIOLENCE IS ALL ABOUT WHEN I TORTURE YOU!" Volcanoes would be an understatement.
Zero is trying hard to be cool, "What are the benefits we can get here?" The teacher uttered in smiles, "High grades…" Sophia is trying her best to calm the wild silver one, "Calm down!" Hiead struggling to get free and kill, "I'll kill you!!!" Zero is still holding Hiead, "Does Hie-chan have stage fright?" Zero said in an annoying manner.
Hiead redirected all his 'more-than-hell-mad' anger to Zero, "I. DON'T. HAVE. STAGE. FRIGHT!!!" and woman's fury is not applicable. Sophia thought, "He has stage fright? I never saw that coming… that makes the both of us. I HATE BEING A GIRL!" Takeshi with evident ADHD: "Girls, take their measurements and make their cloths!"
They have to put Hiead in chains before he can be measured, how wild.
The teacher finally noticed something, "Excuse me class, but is Gner-san and Hiwatari-san twins?"
All, except for Hiead and Satoshi, looked at the teacher then at Hiead and the teacher again and to Hiead and Satoshi then back to the teacher… they did that for 10 times before Takeshi shouted.
Takeshi gaped in aw, "They look like twins!!!!!" he is stunned. Sophia shouted so that the whole room can hear, "Were cousins!" Daisuke said nervously, "This is escalating!" Zero uttered with a touch of lunacy, "Oh noooo! Things can escalate until we all die or we all drop dead or till hell rises or till… till…" Riku pointed at Zero, "This one is traveling to the next galaxy…"
Then Riku disappeared and was never seen again along with her twin sister.
Daisuke thought while he looks at Sophia with all the lust he can muster, "Oh! Satoshi I'm free, free, free… I'm free come and get me Satoshi!!" all hail the prince of evil. Satoshi looked at Daisuke, "Ouch… Daisuke… ouch, that hurts… he looked like he's going to do something bad…" Takeshi yelled to Daisuke, "Hey! Daisuke!" Slaps the back of Dai's head "You fine?" Daisuke in heaven, "Yes? I'm so fine… that I feel I'm in heaven… yes… heaven…" Takeshi raised an eyebrow, "What's wrong with him?"
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In Satoshi's apartment, Dark and Krad is acting like mom and dad. Krad emerging from the kitchen carrying food on a tray for two, "I wish we can adopt that cute Daisuke, what do you think, darling?" Dark reading the news paper and is sitting on one of the chairs of the dinning table, "I think we can just kidnap him…" Krad suddenly asked, "What is Harada?" Dark thought for a while, "They are the last name of… of… of… I don't know they are just last names of people."
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In the school at lunchtime in the rooftop there sits the four friends. The blue one started, "There is something missing, but I don't know what…" The red is joyous for a reason he don't know, "I'm free now, but from what?" The brown scratched the back of his head, "Book? A six inch book flew to… who…?" Hiead thought for a while, "They forgot the Haradas… do you still remember the Harada twins?" The other 3 looked at Hiead and said, "Ha-ra-da?" The silver one's eyes widened a bit then returned to normal in a split second, "Forget it…"
-----TBC
1 – Satoshi and Sophia both mean Wisdom… I think…
2 – S/S Satoshi/Sophia… get it?
Crade: my evil plot is coming to life!
Okasamyn: what plot?
Crade: what is a plot?
Hiead: why am I the only one who remembers?
Kuruu: because, you're not affected with the Hikari power.
Crade: today… I lack COFFEE!
Satoshi: and you also lack reviewers.
Krad: I don't want that mouse to be… was silenced by Dark
Dark: ya hear that Krad fan club?! Krad's mine, mine, and only mine forever! No one else can have Krad except for me!
Daisuke: as for me… Satoshi is all mine! -
Satoshi: no one owns me!
Kouske: hello kids! I made coffee
Crade: my lifesaver!
Kuruu: again, R and R please… and see you all till next chapter. Crade, don't monopolize the coffee