Ninjas in Azeroth
Disclaimer: I didn't own Naruto in the last chapter or the one before that, or the one before that … by what strain of logic would anyone possibly think I own it now….ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!(Btw if that's not clear enough I don't own Naruto)
(AN/ were gonna be staying away from world of warcraft for a little while and build up the whole ninja story I don't own anything else in this story either
Chapter 4: Welcome back
Naruto lazily smiled that famous smile as he looked at all the familiar faces that well weren't so familiar now. He looked around and gazed at what appeared to be the "family" he had left behind 3 long years ago. Aside from a giant wolf like dog that appeared to be so large that it could eat him in one gulp if it wanted to, this dog however turned out to be Akamaru. Everybody looked very much the same except for a few obvious differences; a new haircut or two, everyone was much taller which was quite obvious.
"Hey everyone how's everybody doing?" said everyone favorite blonde ninja (TAKE THAT Ino!) At this point the barrage of adoration and friendship was so overwhelming that even after 3 years of training he was quickly subdued and tackled into a group hug so powerful it could subdue a tailed beast. As he truly examined the crowd he began to match names with the faces from what he could remember some people obviously were more memorable than others like Sakura and the much adored, respected, and feared 5th hokage Tsunade or as Naruto called her granny. Now Naruto was the ONLY person to ever call her anything that even remotely related to age and avoids death or severe physical trauma. Fate would just happen to have it that today would be the one day in 3 years that anyone would hear him say that horrible nickname that the boy who she now thought of as a little brother had come up with when they had first met.
"Granny Tsunade long time no see!" At this comment Tsunade burned with the hot anger of a million suns "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME THAT IN PUBLIC?" "uh oh" was the only thing Naruto had time to think before he took off running to through the village to avoid the wrath of the insanely strong leader of the village. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Naruto thought only one thing as
He was being trailed through town 'It's good to be back'
4 hours during a chase involving anbu and the Konoha 11 later the blonde knuckle head was yet to be found even after his pervert sensei joined in they still made no progress. Even when the toad sage joined in they still couldn't catch him. Tsunade was at the end of her rope he had outlasted the best the village had to offer this was when she had a stroke of genius: Bring in another village ………..
Less than an hour later in a whirlwind of sand the famous sand shinobi Garra, Kankuro, and Temari appeared at the village gates, they were greeted by Tsunade
"Thank goodness you're here I have a mission for you..."
Naruto smiled as he hopped from building to building. Sure the better part of his home village's main attack force was mad at him that wasn't anything new. They were chasing him down also nothing new. However this time he was winning they hadn't caught him yet this was new. He was all chuckles until he heard the eerie cold voice he hadn't heard in over 3 years say that one phrase: "SAND COFFIN!" And before he knew it he was trapped in sand being hauled off somewhere in the dark.
After about an hour Naruto could feel the sounds grip loosen and light finally returned. Naruto took out his Kunai ready to attack as he heard the battle cry of his enemy: "SURPRISE!" the Konoha 11 and just about anyone who liked Naruto shouted.
Naruto was taken aback to say the least being an orphan he never really got to celebrate much of anything with anybody let alone have anyone celebrate him in any way, but there was no time to think of that now all there was time for was to be happy….
However happy wasn't on the mind of one Hyuuga Hiashi. What was on his mind however was how his oldest daughter was instead of training to make him the head of the clan proud surely the greatest honor for a Hyuuga so he believed was true. But what truly angered and irked him to no end was that she was socializing with her friends this normally would not upset him after all strong friendship bonds were important with any leader, especially when some of said friends were from the strongest clans in Konoha even the ones who weren't from famous clans like the bushy browed one or the pink haired one proved themselves to be every bit as strong if not stronger as any other shinobi. But to think that she had the nerve to waste her time on that, that damned fox demon... it was at this moment in time that something deep inside Hiashi just snapped. It was at this moment that he walked into the celebration unnoticed by the party goers he pulled the Hokage aside and whispered his concern about the 'demon brat' into her ear. Now Tsunade was a very violent person but she wasn't about to traumatize Hinata by removing her fathers ability to……have more children in front of her so she whispered back into his ear "you old basterd if you think for a second that the boy is anything but a ninja then you are truly to old and senile to run a clan now leave my sight now!" she said this just loud enough that Jiraiya the toad sage and Naruto's most recent instructor in the ways of the ninja who was in a corner just behind Tsunade could hear. ' this guy is lucky Tsunade's been known to obliterate people for messing with the kid now if this moron of a clan head can just follow her advice he may get out of here alive.' So thought the toad sage however Hiashi clearly just felt like having a dumbass moment and just had to say more words. His exactly were "HINATA HOW DARE YOU! I WARNED YOU THAT THIS DAY WAS COMING. YOU CHOSE TO FORSAKE PRECIOUS TRAINING TIME TO BECOME STRONG TO PARTY WITH A DEMON! THIS DISGRACE TO ANYONE WHO WEARS THE SYMBOL OF OUR VILLAGE! HOW CAN ANYONE EVEN CONSIDER THAT THING A NINJA! I FOR ONE THINK THAT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO WHEN YONDAIME DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO!
HINATA I DISOWN YOU FROM THE HYUUGA CLAN EFFECTIVE IMMEADIALTY!
Now at this moment as they say…. All hell broke loose as Jiraiya thought 'great now I wanna obliterate him I imagine how Tsunade must feel' several other people thought this as well as Shizune covered TonTon's eyes saying " You really don't need to see this" and she may have been right. You see as pissed as they were the genin and chunin knew that if they attacked the head of a clan they would probably be executed even though they knew that their fearless leader looked as if she could kill somebody right now. Man oh man could these ninjas read somebody, since as they thought this Tsunade punched Hiashi so hard she broke an entire wall as Hiashi was falling through the air he heard "NINJA ART SUMMONING: Bringing down the house!" as he was flattened by a warrior toad. This wasn't the end of it all either for you see at this very moment the sand sibling thought 'we don't belong to this village so they can't directly punish us' as they went into action. First off Temari threw Hiashi up into the air
Then used the big fan as a bat not even for a justsu she just took the closed fan and hit Hiashi with it sending him flying. At this point Kankuro took out his trusty crow puppet and used it as a sling shot to shoot Hiashi back towards Hokage tower where Gaara was waiting Gaara simply used his power over sand to in all words slap the crap out of Hiashi. After being punched, flattened, batted, thrown, and slapped all across Konoha Hiashi still wasn't done being a butt faced moron yet. "Can't you people see the Fox demon is trying to deceive you?" At this very moment TonTon jumped from Shizune's arms and proved that she was a nin-pig channeled chakra to her pig feet and began to scale the tower then she began to talk in pig language "Buhi mue Buhio Buhi Buhio" which roughly translates to " Help me the bad brown haired man is trying to eat me!" At this very moment an army of GIANT wild boars that each were each a little smaller than Kyuubi by about a meter or so, or basically an army of giant pigs stormed into Konoha and began to trample Hiashi into the dust before running off. But alas for Hiashi's sake TonTon wasn't done yet she spoke more pig language while doing something that resembled holding out her hoof and doing what appeared to be strange movements to some of the present ninjas but for any of Naruto's teachers or Tsunade or even Naruto it was an instant knowledge as they all thought 'is TonTon doing Rasengan?' As they could see a bright pink orb of swirling chakra as TonTon shouted "BUHIO BUHI!" or in human language: RASENGAN! TonTon pushed the orb into Hiashi's stomach effectively sending him flying. But Hiashi still wasn't done He shouted "See the Fox even Affects the docile animals of the village he must be stopped!" At this comment none other then Gamabunta appeared nobody summoned him, nobody had to he just felt that this would be a good time to just hop into the human world and he called out to the pervy sage "JIRAIYA HERE NOW!" as Jiraiya poofed onto the toads back Gamabunta answered everyone question for them "anything for the kid" he said with a smile and the ordered the old Sannin "you get the fire ill get the oil!" At this Hiashi thought 'oh shit!' And Hiashi was suddenly on the business end of the legendary "Toad Flame Bomb" and man oh man was he regretting saying those things now. As the flame shot him directly back to the base of Hokage tower. After all this he passed out, about to die from several things. Tsunade ordered the ANBU who arrived to take him to the hospital and to have him stabilized but nothing else no further treatment was to be given. However this was slightly over looked by the Konoha 11 as the last thing they saw was Hinata face full of tears running from the room. As any worried friend would do in this situation they ran after her. In hopes of finding and comforting this poor saddened girl.
AN: ok that's the Chapter I AM very sorry about the long updated time its just I've had a lot of writers block but I promise ill never ever take this long to update again but moving on how did you like it? Oh and don't worry Hinata will have good things happen to her soon for sure. And Hiashi isn't done being beaten yet. And one last thing before I go I somewhat invented my own pig language so yea tell me if I should keep it or not. TUNE IN NEXT TIME SAME NINJA TIME SAME NINJA CHANNEL KYUBBI OU!