disclaimer: let's just make this simple- i don't own yugioh.
Chapter Four- Lost in Translation
Where we last left our, um, heroes, Kaiba and Joey were going to find Bakura and the Millennium Puzzle and Bakura seemed to be having trouble in his quest for cough drops.
"Look kid…" droned the owner's voice.
Bakura's voice was very much lost now, so the narrator agreed to translate for him.
Did not!
"N-n-n-no-ow-w-w, g-g-ge-e-et-t th-h-hi-i-s-s s-s-st-t-tra-aig-ght-t-t!"
Now get this straight!
"F-f-fo-or-r o-o-one-e t-t-thi-i-ing-g, I-I-I'm-m n-n-no-ot-t-t a-a-a k-k-ki-id-d-d!"
For one thing, I'm not a kid!
"F-f-fo-or-r an-not-th-her-r, I-I'm-m l-lo-osing-g-g m-my v-voi-ic-ce!"
For another, I'm losing my voice!
"N-n-no-ow-w-w l-le-et-t m-m-me i-in-n-n…"
Now let me in…
Bakura had a sudden burst of anger and got his voice back, "or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!!"
Sorry, could you repeat that?
The owner of the store ran into the store and grabbed the phone, "Excuse me, officer? Yes, I have a little kid who thinks he is the Big Bad Wolf? Alright, I'll hold him off here."
The owner of the store calls the police station, fearing Bakura's sanity…
Galux nodded, "Don't we all."
And they said they'd come to take him away to jail.
Bakura laughed evilly, "I don't think so!" he grabbed the Millennium Smoothie Machine, "Mind Crush!!" he pushed the same button Yugi did (not the flouf button, the other one), and sent the man flying, "BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!! Now I'll win!!"
A police officer ran up to the store and grabbed Bakura. He got his walkie-talkies out, "Yes, we have the subject. Looks like it's just a little kid excaped from Preschool." He paused, listening to instructions, "Yep, we'll take him back."
"NO!! NOT WITH THOSE LITTLE BOOGERS!! I WON'T GO WITH YOU!!" he got dragged away, kicking and screaming, "NO! LET ME GO, LET ME GO, LET ME GO!!"
At the drugstore five minutes later…
Kaiba cried out in agony, "NO! WE MISSED HIM!!" he woefully howled to the moon, "AAAA-OOOOO!!"
Joey patted Kaiba's head, "Calm down faithful mutt. We should ask these cops to see if they know where Bakura is," he nodded to the cops that were still at the scene.
What is this, a murder?
The blonde tapped the first cop on the shoulder, "Excuse me, good sirs, did you happen to see a freaky, scary albino that was wearing weird necklesses and carrying a Smoothie Machine?"
The first cop was entirely clueless to this whole predicament because he just got there, "Um, I, um um…"
Kaiba growled, "I'll bite it out of him!!" he ran over to the cop and bit the cop's pants with his 'fangs', "Grr, grrr!"
The cop's friend pushed Kaiba away, "Hey, put him on a leash!"
Meanwhile at the Preschool…
"Here you go kid," the police officer set Bakura down on the ground in front of the school, "Now let's not escape from this-" he got a really good look at the school and it looked like crud, "-nice, er, place again, okay?" he left with a salute.
Saying that theschool was crud was a definite understatement; if there was ever any grass on the lawn, it had been ripped, stomped, crushed, trashed, and all those other bad things. And the inside looked worse. So of course Bakura was really ticked at being stuck here and took to growling, until a little girl came up to him.
The little girlsmiled a big smile at Bakura, "Hi!"
Bakura kept growling at her.
The little girl smiled even brighter, "Wanna play?"
Bakura lost his temper again that day, "YOU LITTLE-" he began losing his voice again. He clutched at his throat, "w-w-wi-i-it-tch-h-h! O-o-oh-h, n-n-no-o-o-o!"
yeah! bakura got his voice back... and lost it again! everybody's happy! 'cept bakura, but we like torturing him, so it's all good.
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