Chapter 4 is she mad at me
Rating M for some sex and language
Disclaimer I do not own the rights to South Park
Chapter 4 is she mad at me
Stan's P.O.V
It's been 2 months sense our incident and Kyle and I only talk on the phone not in person I guess every time I see him I get think of that moment when he was inside me and I get sick we agreed though that eventually we will talk about our feeling so I'm lying in my bed and the phone rings
Uh hey said Kyle
Uh hey I said
Still upset asked Kyle
No I'm not upset I never was I'm just weirded out I said
Oh ok I will admit I'm upset said Kyle
Another fight with tray I asked
Yeah and I think it's getting worse he won't tell me what's wrong and every time I have an issue he asks me to ask you said Kyle
I smiled well do you have anything wrong happening cause I might can help
Oh well ok I've been trying to find a gift for ike cause he just had his tonsils removed but I don't know what said Kyle
Hmm maybe some hokey stuff you know how in touch he is with his Canadian roots I said
Hey that's a good idea ha and Wendy says she's the smart one said Kyle
I was quiet for 4 mins
What's wrong Stan said Kyle
Wendy and I haven't talked in over a week I said
Maybe she's busy Kyle said
No I'm worried cause last time we were silent this long….she left me I said this time crying
THAT'S IT IM COMING OVER yelled Kyle
NO please I'm not ready to see you I said
Dude when will you be ready Kyle asked
How about this Saturday we go out for dinner just us and we talk I said
Dude that sounds kind of gay said Kyle
Uhhhh I meant at raisins you know how many whores and skanks are there hell they added a strippers pole there trust me there ain't anything gay about it I said
Gee thanks take me out of my comfort zone said Kyle
I'm sorry it's just every time I see you I throw up and if it's around a bunch of women I will fell straight and I won't throw up I said
Uhhhh it could be like with Wendy Ur in love with me said Kyle
No I'm not I said cause Ur not in my head 24 7
I was kidding man calm down bro I know that you're going through some shit and I'm going to help you just….hold on dude I have another call said Kyle
Hey don't hold up I'm going out soon so I won't answer ok I said
Ok man see you Saturday said Kyle
See ya I said
After we hung up I walked down stairs and sat on the couch for an hour smoking a cig yeah I got a nice habit of smoking now I'm not proud of it and I can stop whenever I want and my mom dent care but she asks me to try and quit hopefully I can cause its becoming an addiction and its harder and harder to stop. My dad come up and sits down
Hey Stan dad said
Hey dad I said
Still not talking to Kyle dad asked
No in person no why I asked
Well you need to talk out your problems face to face or it will destroy you dad said
Well how would you feel if you found out your drunk best friend raped you when you were also drunk I asked
Well I would try and talk to him and figure out why the drunk sex happened and whether or not he meant to dad said
Well Kyle and I don't remember at all about that night and I scares me that he is making me sick to my stomach every time…I SEE HIM AND IM AFRIAD IM GAY FOR MY BEST FRIEND AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS IGNORED ME FOR OVER A WEEK AND IM FREAKEN OUT I said
Wow that's a lot on your mind no wonder you smoke son I would probably start smoking too if that shit was happening to me said dad
We talked for a few more minutes before I got another call it was from Bebe
Hey Stan I'm just letting you know…..
OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN I yelled
What what's wrong Stan asked Bebe?
You're calling me to say Wendy is breaking up with me so she doesn't see me cry I said with tears in my eyes
What said Bebe?
I went ballistic
I LOVED HER I WANTED HER TO MYSELF BUT 1 DAY 1 FUCK UP THAT HAPPENED CAUSED ME TO LOSE HER I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ALL OF US TO GET DRUGED IM SORRY I HADNT TALKED TO KYLE IM SORRY IM AFRAID TO TOUCH MY GIRL FRIEND AND IM SORRY FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HER BUT TELL HER NOT TO LEAVE ME OR ELSE I MIGHT JUST PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD
Wow uh Stan I called to tell you Wendy has had a lot on her plate and she told me to tell you no matter what happens in the next 5 days no matter what you find out she loves you and if you hate her for it she understands said Bebe
Sniff what she still loves me I said
Yes why wouldn't she
Well because normally we have at least talked to one another once a week but not this week and last time this happened she left me for token and I went Goth and you should see me now I'm fucking smoking a cigarette I said
Wow ok I'm sorry she won't talk to you but dude you have to calm the fuck down just cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I can handle all this drama said Bebe
Ha I'm sniff sniff sorry I said
It's…..
In the background of bebes end I could hear a faint voice but I couldn't make it out it was probably a girlfriend Bebe has
MY LIFES OVER said the voice
What do you mean asked Bebe?
HE LEFT ME said Bebe
OH NO hold on said Bebe
I'm sorry I have to let you go said Bebe
She hung up
Ok I said to myself that was fucking weird
I went for a walk around town and ran my mind so I could calm down I decided to walk all the way to Kenny's house but on the way I kept thinking about the snow on the ground and the streets and why the tar has to be black and why stop signs are red and if wends not mad at me why won't she talk and what Kyle and tray are constantly thinking about and why I haven't even seen or heard of Eric cartmen it's as if he was written out of the universe by some crazy nut job writing my life down on a laptop. Anyway I was walking by these kids when one of them throws a snowball at me
FAG LOVER the kid yelled
What did you said I asked
Why do you love fags they suck and they like boys they will turn you into one said the boy
He had a yellow coat on with a black hat on he was definitely from elementary school he actually looks familiar like one of the kindergarteners I met back in 4th grade I can't remember who cause I stopped caring after 5th grade
Well kid I really don't care that I talk to gays I said
There called fags ok and that fag friend you talk to is evil said the kid
Has this kid been talking to cartmen there's only 1 way to find out
Well is being….a fag all you hate about him
I'm sorry Kyle I said to myself
No of course not his a ginger said the kid
Oh I said
And a Jew the kid said
Ohh I said
AND FROM FUCKING JERSY said the kid
Yep yep you have been talking to fatass himself I said
Who asked the kid?
Eric cartmen I said
Yeah I have me and him are best friends he even took my trip to France so I wouldn't get kidnapped like in the movie taken said the kid
….what an asshole I said
Why he is an asshole when he helped me said the kid
He didn't help you kid he stole your ticket for his own greedy fat ass self I said
Well why he would do that said the kid
Because he don't care if you cried or not I said
The kid broke down in started to cry for his mom
Hey hey hey its ok I said
Sniff no its sniff not the kid said
Yeah it is because now you know and next time you see him you can kick his ass I said
But but he told me so much stuff said the kid
Oh great like what I asked
Like Jews are the cause of all the world's problems and new jersey is the worst area on earth and that redheads give people cancer and that gays will take over the world causing us to sleep with other men said the kid
I laughed wow you actually believed him when he made that shit up look kid you're a nice kid but don't be stupid and listen to cartmen just cause someone feeds you stuff like gayness is a disease then they are obviously wrong I said
I then thought about it I don't need to freak out about Kyle cause I know I'm not gay and I'm not attracted to Kyle I can speak to him without being scared…..but I can't tell him that then he would never let me have it so I have to act I said to myself
Bye kid I have to go I said running to Kenny house
I got to kenny place and for once it looks good I guess ever sense kenny dad got a job he was able to fix the house up and life was a lot better especially sense he has a beautiful girlfriend who loves him but kenny can never see that with Bebe he thinks she is ok oh well
I knocked on the door
Hey what's up said Kenny?
Nothing much just about to head to the drug store to buy a pack you want to come I asked
Sure I could use a pack as well said Kenny
Ha when did you start smoking I asked?
I started when I found out that I can never die so I thought what's the point in worrying about death said Kenny
Yeah right I said you and your crazy stories when you are going to grow up and take responsibility
Whatever you want proof I can't die I can grab my gun said Kenny
Nah man I don't want you shooting yourself man ok just let's get some cigs I'm going crazy here I said
Ok ok let me grab my wallet said Kenny
We walked down to the drug store and talked about my problems and kenny said that should just suck it up and calm the fuck down and move on Wendy wont dump me cause if she wanted to she would of already and you know what I felt great and I knew when I see her next time I will give her a hug and buy her some flowers and crazy shit like that
Me and kenny got to the drug store and this is the kind of redneck town that everyone knows who you are and also that sells cigarettes on the shelves instead of behind the counter which makes it too damn easy to steal but no one does cause if you steal you get to talk to the retarded cops in this damn town then I turned around and saw Wendy
….Wendy what's up?
She turned around in horror
What are you buying…NO!
End of chapter
What did Wendy buy and what's going to happen who was Bebe talking too and why the hell did I make a fourth wall joke well next chapter is going to be taking place during Stan's P.O.V but instead it starts when Kyle answers the call on the other line and he will have a pretty crappy time WARNING the next chapter is kind of emotional and depressing if you don't care then ignore this warning if you think it's not emotional or sad then ignore this message if your allergic to the color purple….SORRY FOR THIS