DreamWorld

"Dude, how do you always win?" Cole, the voice with a body asked.

"I'm the best goalie in NE, dipshit." I answered.

"Hey, no need for name calling."

"I'm sooooo sorry." I replied sarcastically.

"Wow, I really am a dick, aren't I?"

"Yup, a big one, too." I replied, followed by a horrible feeling in my head. My head started to throb with pain. "Oh shit! What the fuck?"

"Well, it seems you're waking up! Great, I'll be stuck here alone."

"I'm waking up? FINNALY!"

The room started to grow white. I saw my hands changing into... hooves? Fuck, that's right, I'm a horse now. I sighed and let the white surround me. Before I knew it, my eyes opened. I looked around the room, but was stopped when my head started to throb in pain again. I clutched my head. "Fuck! God Damn it hurts!" I yelled in pain. I opened my eyes, painfully, and looked around. I saw I was connected to machines. One looked like an IV Machine, and a heart beat monitor. I sighed. I looked around the room more and noticed my team, and a horse I've never seen before. She was orange, had pretty nice blonde hair topped with a cowboys hat on, and a beautiful pair of emerald eyes. My team sat there with worry in their eyes. Did they not hear me just yell in pain? I sat up and saw my team jumped out of their seats and jump on me like they did when we win the gold. I just took it, even though it hurt my head like a mother fucker. "Sup guys. How's it been?" I asked.

"You mother fucker!"

"Thank god you're alright!"

"Dude, don't do that again!"

I just smiled at them. "Now, now, I wasn't out long. Why are you all greeting me like that?" I asked.

They looked at me with weary grins on their faces.

"Oh, I'll tell him if y'all won't!" I strong, southern accented girl voice said after about a minute of silence.

"Tell me what?" I said

I saw the orange horse get up and walk over to me. "Well, ya was out fo' close to a month"

"FUCK! GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK!" I said as I got up, and through the pain, punched the wall.

Did I just rage?

"Well, looks like you are awful upset." She said, looking at the wall that I just punched, now sporting a hand (Hoof?) sized hole.

"You think? Not only am I a fucking horse, but I was out for almost a month! A god damn month!" I yelled, on the verge of tears. I stopped, since I was in the presents of my team.

"Um, you're not a horse, you're a pony." She said. My team let out a long groan, like they knew what was going to happen next.

"I'm a pony? Now that is just salt on the wound, aint it?" I sat on the bed, and put my head in my... hooves? I couldn't hold it anymore. I cried. My parents, my scholarship, my career, all gone. Gone, because I'm in a god-damn world inhabited by ponies.

"Hey, it's alright. Your friends already told me tha story. It's awful sad. I really don't know how y'all got here, though. Your friends are staying with me, and you can, too, if you like. I think it's for the best. I already told mah friends about y'all, and one of my friends will have ALOT of questions to ask ya." She said trying to comfort me.

"Twilight?" Hunter asked.

"Yea, she will defiantly have a lot of questions. After-all, you DID promise to tell her when he woke up."

"Yea, I did, didn't I?"

After I got my things together and was cleared to go, we walked to her house. I realized I didn't even know her name. "So, um, what's your name?"

"Mah names Applejack, but you can call me AJ, if ya like." She answered.

"Nice to meet you, Applejack," I replied with a hint of sadness still in my voice. I tried to hide it, but Applejack seemed to hear it.

"Hey now, you shouldn't be sad. Your friends got over it, and, if this is any help, you're quite handsome by pony standards," She said with a wink.

I blushed."Yea, well, I'd rather be handsome by human standards. Hell, I'd rather be home."

"I know it must be awful hard. Your friends the first week were very upset, as well. If there is anything I can do to make you feel better, just tell me." she said. I smiled and said 'Thanks' back. The rest of the walk was quiet. We passed Hundreds of apple trees and ended up at a house. Applejack led the way inside and walked inside. I followed, and saw 5 other ponies I never saw before sitting down, staring at me with curiosity.

And the bombardment of questions began.

Here's that chapter. Sorry, it's not my best. I had about 5 different ideas of what to write, and I chose this one. Hopefully I made the right choose. Also, I apologize for my awful Applejack. I'm not good with southern accent. Other than that, I hope you enjoyed! As always, Enjoy!

(Since I forgot the quote last time, have two!)

"Guys, I have a favorite Soy Sauce Company! It's called Lee Cum Chee, and they have a secret recipe! Is it cum? I hope so!" Chen, walking into the locker room.

"Hey, I'm a horny 10 year old girl. I'm looking for a 45-55 year old guy. Email me at OperationLisa !" Me on the Xbox to a bunch of NEWBS!