I am glad you like this storey oh just to say for Olivia deloach and anyone else who was wondering, there wont be any…'Over rated' scenes in this fic, technically, I'm not even old enough to play devil may cry, I'm not fifteen yet. (I don't care anyway, as long as you mature right?)Bit of violence in here, the next chapter, Vergil is soo cold, just continue reading? Warning: Fluffy chapter near the end

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All day they did nothing but talk and sit together, and occasionally when the phone rang, on missions. The fact that they disregarded his existence in their own blind lust for each other made him sick. In his eyes people like them were the reason there was evil afoot, and Dante could become a peeve to anyone. He eavesdropped on their convocation realizing that their convocation was pointless and pathetic, he ignored them. Dante had actually, ACTUALLY had the NERVE to tell him that HE, of ALL the people was jealous of them, he just replied by getting his Yamato and nearly decapitating Dante if there hadn't been a demon call, but, had he actually contemplated the fact that….as much as he hated it, that might be true? He grunted the thought out of his head and caught Lady whispering something in the ear of a hysterical Dante.(Just had to fit something in like that) Vergil's look of curiosity and anger made it even funnier, he couldn't believe it! Those two…two…Buffoons! Laughing at him, struggling to keep their guts from exploding, it made him want to revert back to a psychotic maniac determined to retain power and control the whole universe!

"What are you saying?" He stood up pulling Dante away from Lady and giving him the most sinister look he's had since he escaped from hell.

"Jus…Just…was having a little…L….Laugh Vergil!" Dante couldn't hold himself any longer and collapsed on the floor begging his own kidneys for mercy and his legs flying all over the place.

Completely disgusted with his brother and his 'girlfriend' in tears, he stormed out of the room to do who knows what Vergil does. Lady decided if anything between her and Dante was going to happen, she needed to fix Vergil's attitude. She slowly followed him out of the living room, bracing herself for his anti social...'Charms'.

"Vergil? Why are you being so cold? Don't you want Dante to be happy?"

"Who says he wasn't before you came!" He bellowed in her face, hot breath in her eyes.

She took an intimidating step forward, almost standing on his feet and pulled the look at him.

"I'm sure now that he has more company than YOU, he's doing much better,"

"You are fully aware that he likes you, am I correct?"

"Well, not exactly I…I….Don't know!! Even if I did like your brother I wouldn't tell you! It has nothing to do with you so stay out of it!" She hissed and turned towards the door.

Vergil grabbed her hair and slammed her into the door, holding her in an awkward position so she could not escape his grasp.

"You have to go Mary, you're not wanted here!"

"Dante obviously wants me here!"

With Vergil's guard down, she shot him in the stomach and tripped him, then firing three shots in his head. The door wouldn't open, why not? It was fine before she went out, unless…………

"Did you just hear that Dante?" She sighed, he didn't reply. "Please, I shot your brother because he was assaulting me," The door became lighter and she heard footsteps and creaking floorboards, then the front door shutting.

"Good going asshole!" She immediately followed Dante out of the front door… He wasn't in sight; Dante couldn't have gone that quick could he? Sinking to her knees with depression, she muttered "I'm sorry Dante; it's just the way I am"

"I am too…Lady"

"Where is that voice from?" She peered to her left, then her right and finally upwards to see Dante on the roof holding his hand up to her.

"Need a hand?" He asked.

He carefully hoisted her up; the intense grip on his boots for battles was great help.

He sat down, Lady next to him, both looking strait ahead, thinking about the current month.

"So, Vergil made you mad?"

"Yeah, sorry I shot him,"

"You know, we may be tough but a shot still hurts….A little" He made her laugh, he thought her laugh was sweet well, he thought everything about her was sweet, and perfect, and cool.

A sigh of relief washed over him as he lay backwards, watching Lady Watch him watch her (that may confuse you abit; basically they're watching each other).

"Lady?"

"Yes Dante?"

"Do you ever get the feeling that the world I against you?"

"Sometimes, I mean….we both lost a mother and a father. It must have been worse for you and Vergil though, you were way too young…."

"But Sparda's alliances looked after us."

"I guess."

"…..But on a way, it did work out for us…."

"Fate draws you in Dante, if it isn't mean to happen, it doesn't" She stared at her shoes, he was still watching her, the stars were in her eyes and made the honey and azure blue twinkle like diamond incrusted orbs. Off guard she stared at him. His eyes closed, going fifty, hoping she would go the other fifty,her head going higher and puckered lips meeting and infusing with each other like a cool, refreshing energy drink(???) Their lips unlocking and eyes locking instead.

'Wow he's a good kisser, his eyes are amazing, inhuman,' She smiled.

"So…does, this..mean….we're, going out…Lady?"

"Maybe, if you don't mess it up, oh and by the way, you're a good kisser," She laughed at his blushing cheeks and began to turn red also.

"Tell me something I don't know," He smirked.

"Your totally okay now? Good,and bad to see that your ego is back in tact, I thought Vergil completley, malfunctioned it!"

"Vergil? Oh do me a favour, If he asks, were not dating,"

"Why? I'd like to rub it in his face,"

"From what I've gathered, he isn't to pleased, I don't want him to hurt you, or me for that matter,"

"Okay?" She pulled him into another kiss and felt his face muscles tense and his cheeks go warm.

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Told you it was going to be fluff central Please review, and tell me what you think! 1 chpter2 go! Dante? Lady?

Dante: Thanks!!!

M.G: It was bound,

Lady: It's coming to and end but at least there will be a sequel.

Yes! If I like reviews I will make a sequel were Vergil gets a GF, only if you, REVIEW!