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Pein looked at Hato, Kutsu then Mahi as she stepped out of the sister's dorm. "What's going on?" she asked, fixing a bow to the back of her hair. Sasori looked at her.

"It's time for our big fight, Mahi-chan!" Kutsu smiled, holding her fist with one hand and glaring at Hidan. Hidan glared back, then his face softened and he winked at her. She narrowed her eyes. Mahi nodded and Pein continued.

Pein led them all down a narrow doorway, Mahi squeezing in, Kutsu holding her breath and petite and delicate Hato walking normally.
"FUCK, I can't squeeze in this shit-hole of a doorway." He cursed as the wall cracked from the pressure between his body and the structure.

Then the doorway split out and led them into a field covered with flowers; roses, daisies, daffodils, dandelions, petunias, all different types scattered around the room. One problem. They were all red. "They started off white." Hidan winked at Kutsu, unhitching the scythe off his back. Hato looked unfazed. Kakuzu chuckled at Kutsu's shocked face, until Kutsu gave him a death glare.

"The first fight. Hato and...Deidara." Pein announced as he picked the petal off a flower that stated, 'Deidara' on the back clearly. Deidara smirked. "Hah. Hato, honey, un, you're mine, yeah!" He walked to one end of the field and Hato glided over to the other side.

"And, start!"

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"Byakuugan, activate!" She said softly. "W-what? Hato, you're a Hyuuga?" Deidara gaped at her misty red eyes. She didn't answer as she took off down the field, holding her bird cage in one hand. She let the dove loose and it flew straight towards Deidara. Deidara evaded it easily, and reached for his clay. "Gotcha." Hato smirked as the bird flew back with Deidara's clay pouch.

"B-but, how did you know I used cl-"

Hato flew towards Deidara, doves at her hands. Then she hit Deidara in the arm, chakra escaping from her palm. Then, they engaged in a battle, or more, Hato was distracting Deidara. Deidara dodged her moves, expertly. "Shit." He cursed at his limp arm. "Times up." Hato smiled as she disappeared into a flurry of doves. Deidara cursed again and instinctively reached for his spare clay pocket. Then behind him she appeared and struck him in the back, sending him flying backwards into the wall of the arena. He appeared still.

"Hato wi-" Pein started, before he was cut out by Deidara's chuckling. Deidara laughed and the opened his eye. "Think I'm that easy, yeah? Well, I'm an S-Class Missing Nin from Iwagakure, yeah?"

"Prepare for my ultimate art explosion."

Hato's eyes widened then she poofed into a large bird before flying towards Deidara, her long wings, trailing behind her as she rode the wind. Deidara smirked. Then explosions everywhere and flames were everywhere, smoke rose and the flowers shook from the impact. "Hah." Deidara smirked, again, as he released himself from the clay shield. Then beneath the grass Hato leapt up and tapped him on the forehead with two fingers. Deidara collapsed.

"W-what happened?" Konan stuttered, "What about the bird, and D-Deidara chan?"
Kutsu replied, "Hato's dad was a Hyuuga but her mother wasn't so she's a half-breed. She has the Hyuuga Byakuugan but she is also extremely witty and quickthinking, and plus, she possesses incredible Taijutsu and Genjutsu skills. She poked Deidara on his weak spot, draining him of his current chakra and thus, letting her be refreshed and energised. Don't worry Dei-Dei will be fine." Katso smirked as she said the last sentence.

"Hato wins!"

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Kai: YOYOYOYOYO! my birthday party today!
Tobi: Happy Birthday Kai-San!
Hidan: unhappy bday bitch, don't get sluttier.

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