Me: ok people I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I found my notebook!!
everyone cheers except sesshomaru
Me: the bad news is my dog used it as a chew toy….
Sesshomaru: YES!!
Me: sit fluffy
Sesshomaru: owww
Me: so I spent 3 days taping the entire thing back together and let me tell u it's not that easy especially when your dog is trying to kill you for stealing her new toy!!
Disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha yet but when I do kikyo will die!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
FLUFF-CHAN MUST NOT LIVE IN PEACE!!
#41. hit him repeatedly with a giant inflatable dolphin
#42. when ever anyone come near him snarl and yell MY FLUFFY-WUFFYKINS!!
#43. switch tokijin with a stick
#44. when he gets injured say 'awww did da big bad doggie get huwt?'
#45. call him every annoying nick name u can think of ex.) sesshie-boo, fluffykins etc.
#46. make rin cry
#47. sic a rabid cat on him
#48. blind fold him and make him sniff one of your dirty gym socks
#49. say 'OMFG I LUV YOUR BROTHER!! I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THOSE INSANELY CUTE DOGGIE EARS!!' over and over and over and over and over….
#50. steal his fluff and parade around yelling 'I am Sesshomaru pet my fluff!!'
#51. tell him hes not as cute as inuyasha cuz of his elf ears
#52.ask him how old he is then slap a hand over your mouth and say "shit!! I forgot it's impolite to ask a woman her age!! Shit shit shit!!"
#53.ask him why he has pretty red flowers on his kimono
#54. lock him in a room with barney, elmo and inuyasha
#55. stare at him for no good reason
#56. when hes asleep slowly ease your finger towards his face until its right between his eyes
#57. when he gets his ass kicked by inuyasha start singing bad day at the top of your lungs
#58. tell him hes wearing the wrong make up for his complexion
#59. tell miroku hes a girl
#60. turn his fluff into a pillow snip snip snip
(pretend theres a line here)
Me: ok that's it for today!! Sayonara peoples!!