Jason's blog

by Mista mean

So I decided to make a story about a new kid in town but that was too cliche, so the whole thing is from the point of view of Jason writing an online blog for hmself, and nyone else who will read it, but mostly for himself when he's "old and won't remmember anything." Rated K for some foul language.

4. Blog post 4

blog post #4

I asked Kenny about him dying today and he said it happens a lot. I doubt that. Thinking back I don't remmember him dying exept for today, when fire ants crawled through his eye and ate his brain. At school we learned about the difference between Madonna and Lady Gaga. I never knew they were different. Actually, I didn't even know that there was an artist named Madonna. Kyle and Cartman got into an argument over weather leprochans exist. I don't believe him, but it's possible I guess. In other news, people are spreding rumors I'm gay, whitch is NOT TRUE! Plus, even if I was, why would I put it up on this blog? Pretty much everyone in this school reads this blog(hi Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and anyone else from my school who's reading.). I think I hear a police car pulling out to my house, I have to go.

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