A/N: ok I'm in a rather good mode because I will go next month to the Sakuracon, well my room mate Anna goes with a five others to cosplay Slayers and I will go as they text writer and dressing helper, my costume will be ready for the Con in autumn.

And now before the fic starts…erm Karasu…

: Karasu walks in: "The authoress will not take any responsibility if any of her readers passes out from blood loss, in any other case enjoy the story."

And something other I don't make money with the characters and this song…

IV. Confused feelings and hot nights part II.


On the evening sat everyone by the dining table, well except Zetsu who refused to leave his room. By the table was a strange silence because no one dared to say something so Madara took the word.

"So Tachi-kun, how is your little brother?" Madara asked while drinking his tea.

"Ugh…he is still after revenge…" Itachi said, he started to hate his new nickname.

"Well you two should speak about that, hmm…sadly I never got a chance to clear the things between me and Akato." He said in a chatting tone and every gaze turned to him.

"What happened to your little brother?" Kisame asked.

"Well we reached the level of Mangenkyo together, but then my light begun to turn slowly in to darkness and well how should I put it? Ah yes when I went fully blind one day in my depression and agony…well I plucked his eyes out and put them in and I could finally see again plus become immortal." He finished his story grinning. "I think he didn't believe me when I said "Forgive me" when I plucked his eyes out."

"Ugh…" was the only response from everyone plus the sound of dishes being pushed away.

"Would you like to see it, my Sharingan can show it to you." Madara said cheerfully.

"Ugh…some other time…"

"Well then, oh yes Hidan, Kakuzu you have tomorrow a small mission, it is really no big deal you will probably return the morning over tomo…" but Madara couldn't even finish then Hidan jumped up suddenly.

"YES! Come fucker we need to get packed, we are off in two minutes!" he yelled and run out of the dining room while dragging a confused Kakuzu with him.

"Erm…Hidan was never so excited about simple missions…" Pein said.

"Ah yes, well Kisame you have also a short solo mission."

"But what…."

"Pein and Konan you two have also work to do tomorrow and the others have free. Good night." And with that he left.

"But…" Kisame was now looking worried at his partner.


Zetsu was still sitting in his room as a knock come. He didn't want to respond, fearing that it was Madara again, but why was he scared? Maybe because he wasn't used to the fact that someone wanted to have such close contact to him. A shaking black hand went up to his lips where he could still feel the lips of the other's. It was a strange, but also good feeling.

There was a knock again.

"Zetsu, it is me Konan." Said a soft female voice. Zetsu stood up and opened his door, letting the young woman inside.

"Why are you here?" the white side asked politely.

"I saved you some dinner which wasn't hard considering that Madara told us about his little brother so everyone choose not to eat." She said after placing the food on the table.

"I see…" he said while staring at the ground.

"Zetsu what is wrong, you know that you guys can tell me anything." She said softly as she lifted his head up. Zetsu needed to smile in his mind, yes Konan was something like a sister to them all and she even took sometimes a rather motherly role for the group.

"Well uhm…he…Madara said he wanted us and then kissed us…" said both sides.

"But that is wonderful Zetsu. And what did you do?" She said smiling and hugged him tightly." Yep she was again in her sister mode.

"Well uhm…I…I have run away…" he said blushing.

"What?"

"Uhm…I…I didn't know how to react…" the white side said.

"Ah don't worry, it is normal to be scarred, well I'm off now and you can always come to me when you need advice." And with that she was of. Women could be confusing.

After he finished eating he went to bed.


Zetsu's dream…

Zetsu woke up to the feeling of a warm hand stroking over his bare chest, the air was heavy with the scent of roses and lavender. Opening his eyes he was looking in two crimson eyes, the Sharingan…

"To…Tobi…I…I mean Madara…" his voice was shaking.

"Sssss…don't speak now koishii…" he whispered in a low seductive tone as he put two fingers on the back-white lips before sealing them with his own lips in a demanding kiss.

In the endless deep from eternal sleep I rise
Someone broke the seal and now I'm to reveal, but is it wise?
When the ocean's roar washes to the shore, you see
In my hungry arms its my love that harms eternally

Zetsu tried to pull away to get out of here, but his body refused to move, responding to every cress and feather light touch he received from the other male.

"You know that you are beautiful in my eyes…" Madara said in a husky voice as he started licking the spot where flytrap and shoulders met, biting on the spot which earned him a moan from the man beneath him.

"P..pleas stop…" Zetsu managed to whimper, but the other didn't listen.

"Don't worry, I will make you feel wonderful…" he whispered and begun to lick along the others torso. Zetsu shivered at the feeling, a deep moan escaping his lips when suddenly something hot and wet wrapped around his erected member.

Love kills, love kills, love kills
It's goin down and down, down and down
Love kills, love kills, love kills
Down and down, down and down
Love Kills

From my bed of weed I can feel the greed in you
Sealed is your fate cause love and hate is what you do
On the easy path to the tune of wrath, you dwell
And a peaceful wave at the shore I gave to you is my farewell

More moans escaped Zetsu's dry lips as Madara continued his ministration, he knew that he was near the end and then…

End of the dream


Zetsu sat suddenly upright in his bed, his body covered in sweat and the result of his rather intimate dream. A shaking white hand went through his now massy green hair.

"Wha…what the heck is wrong with us?" asked both sides in union.

An idle talk is all your craft
A nothing in the flood of guilt and mediocrity
And still your trace is blood
What you once loved you will destroy
What once went up comes down...

Love kills


On the next morning were Itachi, Sasori and Deidara sitting in the living room. Well Sasori and Deidara were trying to sit normally, but that was hard with a panicked Uchiha gripping they arms so that the two feared he would break them.

"Calm down Itachi…" said the redhead, starting to really fear that his arm wouldn't last for to long if the other continues with his iron grip.

"I have one idea un." At that both looked at him.

"What?"

"Lets make a sleepover in the last room on the fourth floor un."

"Eh…?"

So while those three started to get they sleeping clothes, food and drinks was Zetsu now even more determined to not get noticed by Madara while he was walking back to his room after visiting his garden.

"Ah, hello Zetsu…" the plant like nin stopped in his tracks and turned around to notice a grinning Madara.

Zetsu didn't respond as his dream from last night returned to him and dashed off with a face color which could match the Sharingan self together with a rather hard nose bleed, leaving a confused looking Uchiha behind.

"Uhm…Tobi, did I say something wrong?" he asked his other self confused.

"Tobi doesn't know Madara-san"

"Me neither Tobi…"

On that evening sat two certain artists and a clan murder in a big room drinking sake and laughing, to say that they weren't full would be one understatement.

"A..and then hic…she put…hic…Sasuke in a pi…pink dress hic…"

"I…wo…would have lo…loved hic…to see that un…hic"

"O…oh yess theme is a newl ju…jusu I learned hic…" said Itachi.

"What un hic…" at that Sasori managed to look up from the spot he laid a five minutes ago out cold.

"Fro…hic hihihi…the Kyu..Kimu…you know that foxie boy…hic…"

"Shaw us…" both artists pleaded.

"Oookkk….hihihihi…oli…orinoke no jutsu…" at this a smoke cloud appeared around Itachi and when it cleared Itachi sat there in a female form.

"Ita…Ita-chan you look hot hic…" Deidara said as he crawled over to the Uchiha, nearly climbing on 'her'.

"Yo…you think hic…" he asked as he suddenly felt two arms wrap them selves around his waist from behind.

"Yes hic…we thinm so…hic…" said Sasori as he nuzzled the blackheads neck.

"Then hic let us…ha…have some fun hic…and we hic…will take turns hic…"

"Yes hic…me and Dam…Damma will hic…also try this jusu hic…" said the blond as he kissed Itachi on the lips while his hand mouths begun to lick over Itachi's nipples, earning a moan from the Uchiha while Sasori was nibbling on the sensitive flesh on his neck.


On the next morning had the others returned and Kisame was looking for his partner.

"Hey Ita…chi-san…" Kisame felt his jaw drop at the sight of his partner sleeping in the gigantic bed with one artist on both of his sides hugging him possessively.

"Hey Fish-face what is…HOLLY JASHIN!!" Hidan yelled in shock when he saw why the shark like nin was so frozen down.

"Damn…I missed this…" at that both turned to Kakuzu with wide eyes.

"The tape about this would have earned me millions." At that both sighed in relief.

"When I told those two to take care about Itachi-san I didn't mean that they should TAKE him…" Kisame said so he and the others didn't notice Madara passing by with a cup of hot tea and some dangos.

"Ah, so now that would explain the extremely loud noises last night. We should make such a sleepover in near future…" and with that he left the three sleeping nins and the other three shocked ones behind to go back to his room.

"Madara-san, what did Itachi, Sasori and Deidara Senpai do last night? Tobi wants to know." Said Tobi's innocent voice from inside his soul.

"Does Tobi really want to know?" he asked the boy playfully who was a part of him since he took his brother's light to make his return.

"Yes Tobi would really like to know. Please Madara-san tell Tobi what they did to make all those noises." Madara chuckled as the boy jumped around like an impatient little child.

"Weary well Tobi, after we are back in our room I will tell you the story of the "Bees and the flowers", oh that reminds me after the story we should go and ask Zetsu if he wants to go on a walk with us." Madara said.

"YAY!" Tobi yelled happily at the idea of hearing a story and then going for a walk with Zetsu thought he and Madara had two fully different things on they minds.


Meanwhile were three certain ninja slowly starting to wake up having a major hangover and with no feeling beside pein from waist downwards. And as to solving what could have happened was rather easy thanks to the nice amount of hickies all three of them sported and will sport for the upcoming weeks.

And so the peace from the Headquarters was broken by three loud and panicked screams of realization and a fourth after Madara decided to hold a "live story" as the explaining...

To be continued…


A/N: I come up with this on the train while on my way home. Well and if you would like to read what our dear trio did that night then tell me and I will get that story up on my account up…