The Fairy Shinobi

Chapter 4

The First and Second Tests of The Chunin Exams!

Here is the revised version hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I only own some things in this story but not Naruto, Winx, or any of the Characters within.

At Training Grounds 7 we will find Team 7 waiting for their Sensei, again. Who is three hours late, as usual. Kakashi Sensei then appeared in a puff of smoke "Yo. Sorry I'm late but…" at this Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are expecting the usual lame excuse. Boy are they surprised "I had to submit you into the Chunnine Exams because I thought you are all ready since all of you took some training with the "Three Sannine" on the side and have surpassed them in every way."

"Here are your Paper slips in case you chose not to go. If you do want to, go to the academy at the third room on the third floor. That's all Good Bye". He said in a lazy tone before disappearing in a puff of smoke. "So are we going?" Sakura asked in a hopeful voice. "LIKE HELL WE'RE NOT. WE ARE GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CHUNNINE EXAMS AND KICK ANYONE'S ASS THAT GETS IN OUR WAY. WHO'S WITH ME?" Naruto answered/asked/yelled with such hope and spirit that would put two certain green spandex wearing men to shame.

"I'm in." said Sasuke in a very bored and lazy tone. (Apparently Orochimaru's influence rubbed of on Sasuke). (AN:Yes Orochi-Teme didn't betray the Leaf Village.One of his students Oronichi did.) "Yeah, I'm in to." Sakura said with disdain. 'Fucking hell ,does she have to be so loud? Then again I am the one who screams like a banshee.' Suddenly, they hear a scream that Naruto instantly recognizes Konohamaro Saratobe, Her "Ne-Chan."

All three run to the direction of the voice to find a Sand Genin with face paint and purple clothing holding Konohamaro at the scruff of his jacket. "Let him go Kankuro. He is the grandson of the Third Hokage, You being here as a guest for the Chunnine Exams… well let's just say it won't be pretty." Sakura said to her rival. In a sing song voice at the beginning that even gave Gara the creeps, slowly descending in to a voice that promised pain. Then punched her fist into her palm to emphasize it. Kankuro then dropped Konohamaro not so gently down. "Let me guess your participating to, Mistress of Death, Slithering Snake Dog, and Demon of the Leaves?" asked Tamari asked sarcastically.

"Sorry what was that?" Sasuke asked wearing a Kakashi style mask and reading a book Titled: "Madara Uchiha's instruction to the Mangekyou Sharingan"

Sakura, Naruto, and Kankuro are rolling on the ground laughing their heads of.

"I thought you guys went on another S-ranked mission." Gara stated

"We, did, we, just, got back, yesterday, HAHAHAHA." 'Sigh' Naruto said to his rival in between laughs. "We will see you then, come on team let's go" Tamari stayed were she was, glaring daggers at her rival. ('Cough'Sasuke'Cough.) "Tamari, you'll have time to glare at Sasuke at the Chunin Exams. But right now we have to meet Sensei." Gara called to his sister in desperation to keep her from dulling Saske for the moment. "I will beat your fucking ass." Tamari said before rushing after her two younger siblings.

Team 7 is standing in front of the Academy, for Naruto it brings back very painful memories. "come on let's go" However as much as he tried to hide it from his friends they noticed her fake smile and knew exactly what was going on. "Dude you really shouldn't try to hide things from your friends, especially after you told them your darkest secret." Sauske said matter of fact ally, in a lazy tone.

"You two know me to well" She stated in a defeated tone with her shoulders slumped forward. My Apartment was ransacked again, Luckily I hid all of my valuable stuff in a seal safe."

"Do they ever give up?" Sakura rhetorically asked.

When they got to the second floor they saw a boy in a green spandex trying to get in to what appeared to by room 303. "Should we play along?" Naruto asked in a sadistic voice with a gleam in her eyes. Both her teammates new what Naruto was thinking, after all this is the only girl that created the most powerful stink bomb in the world and unleashed it onto the Hidden Sand Village gaining her the nickname: The Super Prankster. "Yeah, sure." Sasuke said in an amused tone. 'I was wondering when the excitement would come.' So team 7 went up and acted like weakling to "Protect their comrades" acting just as weak as team 9 were. "We are totally not letting you in, your all too weak, do you see these scars? These I got from a B-Ranked mission gone horribly wrong. Chunin are sent out to lead a team or squad, if you're too weak to lead and protect your team than you might as well just die." Said Kotesu disguised as another Chunin. "Fine." Naruto said in a depressed tone that got all the other teams to leave. "Hahhahahahahhahahahahha, Wha hahahahahahah. Did you see there faces? Hahahah." Naruto asked/laughed with his hand at her gut because she was laughing so hard. "That was good acting Naruto you're really good with people." Kotesu said dispersing is transformation Jutsu.

"You guys better get to 303 before noon" Said Kotesu's brother Itigo in a lazy voice while dispelling the Genjutsu revealing the room to be 203. "Alright see you guys later" Tenten said while waking away.

Later when Team 7 was ½ way to 303 Rock Lee jumped in front of them. "I Rock LEE THE SECOND GREEN BEAST OF THE LEAF CHALANGE YOU SASUKE…." At this he rushed to Sakura. "YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I HAVE EVER MET. WOULD YOU WON'T TO BE MY GIRLFREIND? I WILL PROTECT YOU TILL MY DIEING BREATH!"

"Sorry but, one…" (Raising her first finger.) "I am dating Sauske-kun and two…" (Raising her second fingerer.) "I can take care of myself." Sakura said.

"IN THAT CASE I SHALL MAKE YOU SASUKE UCHIHA AS MY ETERNAL RIVAL."

"Oook, I accept both your offers, I think." 'Hmm I wonder what an eternal rival is.'Sasuke said/thought.

"THAN PREPARE YOURSELF." But right before it can go underway Guy stopped in the middle of it and told them they would be late. So: "THAN OUR DUEL WILL BE PERFORMED DURING THE SECOND TEST!"

"Let's get out of here before were screwed." Sasuke signed.

"Ok" Signed Naruto But they did not get a way in time. "LEE YOU MADE AN ETERNAL RIVAL THAT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY ETERNAL RIVAL KAKASHI!" yelled Guy

"GUY SENSEI'

"LEE"

"GUY SENSEI"

"LEE" Through all of this a Genjutsu of a sunset was behind the teacher and student as they were hugging and crying anime tears.

"We are scared for life" Naruto said to her team in Sign language. Saske Signed "Let's get the fuck out of here". So they did, they made it to the third floor were Kakashi was waiting for them. "Yo, so everyone here? Good" He said.

"Hey, Kakashi Sensei.?" asked Sasuke

"Yes." answered Kakashi.

"What is an eternal rival? This weird kid asked to be mine and his Sensei said that you're his eternal rival."

"Did you accept it.?" Kakashi asked in a Sirius and worried voice.

"Um, yeah I did." he answered

"Oh dear, I was afraid of this. Eternal rivals are when two people compete to see who is better; it can be from a duel all the way to playing rock paper scissors."

"AH, OUR ETERNAL RIVALS. KAKSHI I CHALENGE YOU TO A RASCE FORM HEAR TO THE HOKAGE MONUMANT AND BACK." Guy exclaimed.

"See what I mean?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah…wait I have to duel Lee during the Chunin exams." Sasuke answered, fear evident in his voice.

"KAKASHI YOU HEARD ME NOW YOU MUST ACCEPT"

"Watch and learn ,this is how you escape it. Although it won't help you much if you already accepted the challenge" Kakashi signed to Saske.

"What did you Say Guy?"

"AH MY ETERNAL RAVAL IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CHALANGE WITH HIS HIP ATDITUTED IN THAT CASE WE WILL START NOW" Guy said before running off.

'Sigh' 'What was I thinking when I accepted those challenges?' Kakashi mentally asked himself before running after Guy.

Team 7 and Lee then enter Room 303 where they were shocked to see a lot of Genins' even with out the other teams. Lee then goes and joins his team and Team 7 meet up with "The Rookie Six" changing it to "The Rookie Nine."

"HEY GUYS WHATS UP" Naruto screamed.

"Will you keep it down you got the whole room staring at us." Shikamaru said in his lazy tone. But he just wrote his doom, they all saw the mischievous smile creep its way on Naruto's face and "The" gleam in her eyes and before anyone can move to stop him. "YO. I'M NARUTO UZUMAKI ALSO KNOWN AS THE DEMON OF THE LEAVES, AND ME AND MY TEAM ARE GOING TO KICK YOU'RE FUCKING ASSES."

Everyone of the Rookie nine were glaring at Shikamaru while the whole room was glaring at Naruto.

"Will you guys keep it down, trust me you do not want the attention. Especially you Naruto" A guy with white hair named Kabuto said to them.

"Oooh. Is Kabu-Kun Jealous?" Naruto asked in a seductive voice while providing a seductive smile.

"No I'm just worried that they would attack you in the first test. Besides I thought you would like to know about a few people." He answered in a very calm voice

"How about you show us Naruto's profile?" asked Kibba

"Sure but why?"

"I just want to know how strong she has gotten, even though I doubt she's as strong as Hinata-Chan." Kabuto than takes out a card and applies chakra to it. "Wow…It says here…Wow…YOU CAMPLETED 5 TRILLION D-RANKED MISSIONS, 6TRILLION C-RANKED MISSIONS, 4TRILLION B-RANKED MISSIONS, 3TRILLION A-RANKED MISSIONS, 2TRILLION S-RANKED MISSIONS, 1TRILLION SS-RANKED MISSIONS, AND 99MILLION SSS-RANKED MISSIONS, AND CAME BACK WITH OUT EVEN A SCRATCH!"

"And I thought MY speech was intimidating." Every team in the room (except the stronger ones) fainted from either shock or fear. "ALRIGHT! The first test of the Chunin exams has begun. Please take your assigned seats. I'm Ibiki Monro I'm also the proctor for this exam."

"Oh shit." Naruto said.

"What?" Kibba asked.

"Ibiki Monro is the head of the AMBU Interrogation Division. He doesn't need to torture you, he uses mind games to make you torture yourself, and there is a very high percentage that no one in this room will pass." She answered.

"Gulp." Said the entire participating teams in the room.

The test was well under way Sasuke already figured out the test as did Naruto and Sakura. However all three of them were geniuses so they didn't even need to cheat. "OK now that you all answered the nine questions, you will answer the tenth question; however this one you get to chose not to answer it, if you do that your sore will result in a overall zero and you and your team will fail-"

Then why would we want to chose that option?" a random baka in the room asked /interrupted Ibiki. "If you chose to take it and fail it you will never come back to the Chunin exams, ever, again."

"I quit." Said the baka and his team in unison. A few more teams quit as well, but Naruto saw through it, so she made it look like she was raising her hand but than slammed down with a wind chakra infused punch that obliterated his desk. "You can't get me that easy. If I have to be a Genin for the rest of my life than I will do it, nothing will stand in the way of my dream. Besides the Kage has the power to change your status so what the hell." She exclaimed gaining the remanding teams back there confidence, as well as a little fear that they should stay a way from her. "In that case all I can say is…" said building the suspense "You pass."

"You see as a Chunin you have to lead a mission and protect your team. When you're out on the field you can't just quit during a mission you have to fight till your dyeing breath to insure your team survival. Besides the first part was a little too easy for my tastes." Than he stepped back raised his hand showing three fingers then mentally counted down. 'Three…Two…One.' all of a sudden a loud crash was heard and kunai spread all over the place showing the most feared name in the Hidden Leaf Village. 'Anko Miterashi, The sexiest snake mistress of the Hidden Leaf.' "Alright you maggots meet me at training ground 24… IBIKI, you passed 24 Gennine teams? Dang you're going soft." The woman Naruto calls 'The Crazy Snake Lady' said. "Unfortunately we've got the 'Number One Hypoactive Knuckle Headed Unpredictable Ninja' in this years Chunin exams." He said.

"Well by the time I'm done with them they will be cut in ½ in no time." Anko exclaimed confidently.

"Well as I was saying, meet me at training ground 24 in 20 minutes for the second part of the exams. Whoever is late them and their teams are officially disqualified." She said in a tone of voice that meant she was going to enjoy herself. (AN: Remember, Anko is psychotic.)

At training ground 24 only 14 of the 24 teams are here. (You can blame Naruto's performance for that.) "Alright everyone, before we undergo the second exams you have to right your name on this permission slip." Anko said.

"What are these for?" asked Tenten.

"Oh nothing much. Basically by signing this piece of paper it states that the Hidden Leaf will not be responsible for any death that will occur during the exams." As soon as they all signed the permission slips, she explained the rules. "Now, the rules are simple, you need to get two scrolls a heaven and an earth. We will give you one at random, once you get both scrolls, go to the tower in the center of the forest. The rules for fighting: there are none. Killing is allowed so watch your backs. Oh and by the way Don't open the scrolls until after you get to the tower." Unfortunately Naruto being a known prankster came ahead of time and, well, let's just say that when a girl is soaked to the bone from a water squirting seal she is usually pissed. But this is a psychopath, so Anko Miterashi was amused, and threw a kunai at the light orange haired Kunoichi which somehow stopped three inches from the girls face. You can imagine how everyone but the sand siblings were surprised. Gara was a little irritated at his female rival. "Showoff." He said.

"Impressive, you just might survive the animals in my home. But then again you were trained by my favorite author so I'll go easy on you." Anko said right before they went to get a scroll at random, Team 7 and their sand rivals each got a heaven scroll. "Can you beat the irony?" Sasuke rhetorically asked.

In the forest of death team 7 is planning. "Hey Naruto, did you get that seal done yet?" Sakura asked.

"Yep." She answered.

"When?" Sasuke asked.

"Just now, you've got to love shadow clones." Naruto stated.

"So when are we going to use it?" Sakura asked.

"Right now." She answered. They went into meditative stances in a triangle shape, then Naruto used three hand signs and a tattoo of Yin was on Saske's right shoulder while a tattoo of the Yang was on Naruto's left, She did the seals again and the Yin mark went on Naruto left shoulder and the Yang on Sakura's left shoulder, Naruto did it a third time and Sakura got the Yin and Sasuke got the Yang. In the end all three of them had a tattoo of the Yin/Yang on their shoulder, Sasuke on the right the girls on the left. Now this seal was very strange being that Naruto invented it herself, this seal gave each of them a telepathic connection with each other, in other words they can plan with each other through their minds. However the Shinobi team from the Hidden Rock Village that was watching them didn't know that. The Rock-nin then tried to ambush them. Unfortunately for them, Team 7 already knew they were their so they substituted them selves with Naruto's clones one looking like Sasuke the other transformed into Sakura. So much to the Rock-nin's surprise when they were ambushed. They jumped down to the 'Team 7' to fined they were just shadow clones. One Rock-nin was tall thin and quit a lady's man; he had light brown hair, brown eyes, a sharp chin and a smug nose. The other male on the team had a buff build, brown hair, brown eyes, round face that made him look cute in the eyes of many women, and a sharp nose that made him look like an evil wizard. The Kunoichi of the team had long brown hair that reached her shoulders, brown eyes, and a very attractive figure. The tallest Male on the team was dragged under ground until his chin touched the earth. "EARTH STYLE: HEAD HUNTER JUTSU." Sasuke declared. Naruto then appeared behind the buff one with an orange flash, brought her hand back, and shoved a compounded ball of chakra calling out: "RASANGON!" The buff Rock-nin then flew in to a tree and died. The Kunoichi of the Rock team was scratched unexpectedly by a poisoned tipped senben needle and died ten seconds after. The last one had fear showing bright as day on his handsome face. He said in a shivering voice:"The earth scroll is in Serra's pack take it and leave, but pleas don't kill me." Naruto went to the dead Kunoichi now known as Serra and took out the earth scroll. "Thanks. Sorry about your team, but you know how the life of a Shinobi is. Kill or be killed." She said. Team 7 then went at Jonnine speeds and got to the tower in less than 3 minutes, much to Anko's amusement and gratefulness, mostly because since Saske was Orochimaru's new apprentice she and he became quite close. Basically she is his adoptive older sister. They opened the two scrolls and in a large puff of smoke, the three apprentices of each of the three Sannin appeared before Team 7 Anko Miterashi of Master Orochimaru, Shizune Katō of Mistress Tsunade, and Gata Hatake of Master Jiraiya. Each are older sister figures for each of the members of Team 7. "Hey guys. Guess what?" greeted/asked Gata in a Lazy tone. She was a very attractive girl but was insane. She looked like a female Kakashi with hair that went down to her tight ass, she's also Kakashi's twin sister, so expect lateness, and also she along with Anko is a fan of "Icha Icha Paradise" by Master Jiraiya. "What Gata Nee-Chan?" Naruto asked.

"You guys tied with you're Sand-nin rivals for first place in getting the two scrolls and getting to the tower." Shizune answered.

Alright That's the end so please R&R (Read and Review).