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The next day someone found me lying there unconscious and they called an ambulance. And the hospital called my parents, who then called corporate. Then they found out about some fraud I didn't even remember committing. Long story short; around four months later, I was rehired as a temp at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. I knew avoiding her was near impossible, we hadn't seen each other (when I wasn't high) since she faked that pregnancy; stunts like that often made me question her sanity, and of course mine for being… linked to her. Anyhow, I decided that I better go apologize for my behavior before she made a scene. I headed back to the annex and tried to look at anything but her as I made excuses for treating her as badly as I did. She sounded older, more mature, (and as sexy as hell) so I asked her to pick me up at eight to go get drinks and "catch up." However, she rejected my offer because she was still with Daryl and they were "crazy in love." Daryl? That was still going on? I thought she was just hooking up with him, I thought they were just a "thing." Just like our coworkers thought we were. No, we were something more; they could never be what we were; what we still are. Jealousy coursed through my veins making my face turn all shades of red and causing my heart to pound. I tried to remain cool and regain composure; I couldn't let her see that I cared. Then that new human resource woman had called a meeting. Apparently, obesity was on the rise and Corporate was holding a contest to see which branch can lose the most weight, in a healthy way, within a given period of time. When I saw Kelly, really saw her, she looked awful. Physically and emotionally; her beauty was no longer radiant, and the sparks in her eyes were replaced with deep sorrow. I could feel the embarrassment she was feeling when Michael made her stand up on that chair to be judged by our peers. She looked so frail, so delicate. Before I knew it, I was standing and words were subconsciously flowing out of my mouth. "Everything, she's perfect."