Celebrity Deathmatch—Anime Style! Shampoo VS Akane, Chibi Chibi VS Vegeta, Sailor Moon VS Yamcha
Hermione: Hello all! Welcome to another jam packed-with-adventure episode of—
Bulma: Dude, that was gay...
Hermione: I don't care, just say your line!
Bulma: Celebrity Deathmatch...
Serena: Anime Style! Dammit, why do we have to have that damn splitting of parts thing??
Bulma: I know, it's gay...
Hermione: Everything's gay to Bulma!
Bulma: ...
Serena: ....
Hermione: Well, it happens a lot in anime, so we should use it...
Bulma: I guess that's true..
Serena: We have a special guest host for today! If you remember way back to our first episode, he went insane and defeated both the Pokemon and Digimon characters landing him in the insane asylum. Now he has escaped, and he's back!
Hermione: Please welcome Son Goku!
Goku: Hi everyone!
Audience: HI GOKU!
Serena: ....
Hermione: ....
Bulma: ....
Goku: ????
Bulma: Ok...
Goku: Hey, where'd this refrigerator come from (gets a soda out of the refrigerator)
Hermione: Ummm...well.....we.....won it at a fair!
Krillin: (walks into the control tower) Hey, have you seen my wife?
Bulma: AH!
Serena: Umm...no, I'm sorry...I'm sure she'll turn up!
Hermione: Better go looking for her! (pushes Krillin out the door)
Serena: ....
Bulma: ....
Hermione: ....
Goku: ???
Goku: Did I miss something?
Bulma: YUP!
Serena, Hermione, and Bulma: (silent)
Goku: Well...are you going to explain?
Serena: Nope! Our first battle is between two of Ranma's many annoying fiancées. Please welcome Shampoo and Akane!
Akane: (enters the ring) Screw this battle! I want Ryouga! (leaves)
Shampoo: .....(leaves)
Serena: ....
Bulma: ....
Hermione: ....
Goku: ????
Bulma: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...our next battle is between the Prince of Saiyans and the cutest character in Sailor Moon!
Hermione: They are Vegeta and Chibi Chibi!
Chibi Chibi: (enters the ring) Chibi?
Vegeta: (enters) now, who do I have to fight?
Chibi Chibi: (walks over to Vegeta) (stares up at him)
Vegeta: (starts to smile but stops himself) Awwww—Oh! I mean...uh...YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Chibi Chibi: (stares up at him with sad puppy eyes) Chiiiiibiiiiii (cries)
Vegeta: aaawwww! I'm sorry little cutie! Let's go get ice cream! (picks up Chibi Chibi)
Chibi Chibi: CHIBI! (kisses Vegeta on the cheek)
Vegeta and Chibi Chibi: (leave the building)
Serena: ...
Bulma: ...
Hermione: ....
Goku: ????
Serena: **cough** Well, maybe our NEXT battle will get us some ACTION! It is between me and Yamcha.
Serena: MOON COSMIC POWER!!!! (transforms into Sailor Moon)
Yamcha: Oh...woah....
Sailor Moon: (Jumps into the ring)
Yamcha: Dude, you landed on your feet!
Sailor Moon: YOU CHEATED ON MY BEST FRIEND YOU DICK WAD!!!!
Yamcha: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sailor Moon: RAINBOW MOON HEART ACHE!!
Yamcha: (turns to ashes)
Tien: (enters the ring and beats Sailor Moon up) YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!!
Sailor Moon: AAAAHHHH!!!! TUXEDO MASK! HELP!!!
Tuxedo Mask: You're on your own this time, Sailor Moon!
Audience: **GASP** YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!
Hermione: ...
Bulma: ....
Goku: ???
Sailor Moon: Once again...RAINBOW MOON HEART ACHE!!!
Tien: (turns to ashes)
Bulma: (jumps from her seat) WAHOO! GO SAILOR MOON!
Sailor Moon: (waves up at Bulma)
Bulma: Thank you!
Sailor Moon: (goes back up to the control tower) Don't mention it! (de-transforms)
Hermione: ....
Goku: ???
Serena: I'd just like to say, since we have extra time, that you two are the best co-hosts anyone could ever have...
Bulma and Hermione: aaaawwwww
Bulma, Serena, and Hermione: GROUP HUG! (hug)
Goku: **throws up** (gets some water from the refrigerator)
Refrigerator: MMFFF!
Goku: (jumps back) THAT THING JUST TRIED TO SPEAK!
Hermione: Ummm...no it didn't, silly! Remember, you came here from an insane asylum!
Goku: But I could have sworn—
Bulma: OK! That concludes another wonderful episode of...
Hermione: Celebrity Deathmatch...
Serena: ANIME STYLE!
Serena, Bulma, and Hermione: (hug each other) JA NE!