Thor Odinson
He's a god with luscious blond hair that rivaled Barbie. Built like a brick, sparkly blue eyes, brave, and he has his magical hammer –Mjolnir (or MewMew if you were Darcy Lewis). A real ladies' man too, and his alcohol tolerance could beat anyone on earth. He's protective of his family and Asgard.
So, what's the problem?
Face it, he's a god. He just going to live forever and look youthful while you shrivel up and die. He also has this temper problem –which was the main reason why he was banished to the earth. He also has this tense relationship with his adoptive brother, Loki which easily makes you a target to revenge on Thor. Not to mention, you've got to stock up your Pop-tarts regularly, seeing his borderline obsession on them. Plus, you've to watch him while he eats, because you know, when he likes the food or drinks, he tends to smash the cups or plates on the floor.
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