A/N: Been a while since I last updated this one, ne? Well...haven't you wondered what Kain told Raziel and Turel? Read on if you dare!
*Raziel is happily flying in circles around the room with his brand new wings. Turel is seated at the table, looking annoyed. Kain is also seated at the table, looking absolutely livid.*
Raziel: *swoops over table* ZOOM! Tee-hee!
Kain: Raziel! GET DOWN HERE!
Raziel: Aw, Kain, I just got these...
Kain: Well, you can fly around all you want later. There's something I want to talk to you boys about...
Turel: *points at Raziel* He did it this time, I swear!
Raziel: No, YOU most definitely slipped the arsenic in Zephon's drink last night!
Turel: Nuh-uh! You're just trying to get me in trouble!
Raziel: I am not....you...POISONER.
Turel: Oh, shut up. It was your idea to put arsenic in Zephon's drink anyways.
\ Kain: Listen, I don't care who tried to poison that little sneaky...
Raziel: Kain!
Kain: Get down here, Raziel. NOW.
Raziel: Aw, fine. *He swoops down and sits in a stool.*
Kain: Now, then, boys, I think it's time you learned where humans come from.
Turel: You mean they come from somewhere?
Kain: Well, yes! They don't just spontaneously generate, you know.
Raziel: They don't!?
Kain: Nope.
Turel: Then how...?
Raziel: The past centuries of my unlife have been a LIE! *He cries out in utter anguish*
Kain: Raziel...be quiet.
Raziel: Fine.
Turel: So, uh, where do humans come from, Kain?
Kain: If you boys would shut up and pay attention, I'd tell you.
Raziel: *stares at Kain* Right. I'm focused. Explain away.
Kain: All right. You boys have concubines, right?
Raziel: Having concubines makes humans appear?
Turel: SWEET! I'll go get a few more!
Kain: No, you idiots! Having concubines does not cause humans to be born!
Raziel: So what does?
Kain: The things you do with your concubines!
Turel: Woah....
Raziel: What?
Turel: Woah...
Kain: Yes, Turel?
Turel: Woah...
Kain: WHAT!?
Turel: I had no idea that playing checkers caused the birth of a human...
Kain: No! That's not what causes it!
Raziel: So, when two humans play a game of checkers, at the same time, against each other, a human is born? That's deep.
Kain: YOU IDIOTS! PLAYING CHECKERS DOES NOT RESULT IN PREGNANCY!
Turel: ....It doesn't?
Raziel: So what does?
Kain: *sighs* You two are hopeless. Utterly and completely hopeless.
Turel: So, are you going to tell us?
Kain: Yes! I just need time to figure out how to explain it in words small enough for you to understand! All right, I think I can do this now. *He goes on to explain that thing other than playing checkers that causes pregnancy.*
Turel: Woah...
Kain: Don't start.