For des771. I don't own Taylor Swift or... do I really need to say I don't own Pitch Perfect AGAIN!? I mean, seriously! If I owned Pitch Perfect, then this would've probably been in the movie, as would Bechloe and Staubrey. Also, owning Taylor Swift would be... really weird/wrong. No... just, no...
Also, in this, Bechloe/Staubrey aren't together (yet).
SONGS IN ORDER:
-If this was a movie
-22
-The lucky one
-Stay, stay, stay
-Don't hate me for loving you
-Enchanted
Oh, and at the end, "These Arms of Mine" by Otis Redding, but that's just for fun.
"The category is; Songs by Taylor Swift about her boyfriends!"
"Great." Beca mutters.
"What's wrong, Becs?" Asks Chloe
"As you've probably guessed, I don't tend to listen to Taylor Swift." Beca says.
"Don't worry, the rest of us do. We got this." Fat Amy smiles.
Jesse runs into the center. After a few lines, Donald joins him.
Last night I heard my own heart beating
Sounded like footsteps on my stairs
Six months gone and I'm still reaching
Even though I know you're not there
I was playing back a thousand memories, baby
Thinking 'bout everything we've been through
Maybe I've been going back too much lately
When time stood still and I had you
"Of course he chose that song." Aubrey rolls her eyes.
"Oi, watch out Slutty and Shorty, here they come." Fat Amy smirks, pushing Stacie and Beca forward.
"Amy!" They hiss. They try to rejoin the group, but it's too late. Jesse grabs Beca's hand and gives her the puppy dog eyes. Donald walks over and does the same to Stacie. The girls try to pull their hands free, but the boys aren't getting it. They looks behind them for help, but the Bellas are laughing too much to be of any use. A few spectators realize what's happening, and they laugh. Beca just glares. Stacie is shifting uncomfortably on the spot.
Come back, come back, come back to me like
You would, you would if this was a movie
Stand in the rain outside 'til I came out
Come back, come back, come back to me like
You could, you could if you just said you're sorry
I know that we could work it out somehow
But if this was a movie you'd be here by now
"I can't watch this anymore." Aubrey mutters, stepping forward.
I
Aubrey makes the motion to shut Jesse up. She tugs Stacie's arm and pulls her away from Donald. He releases her hand and Stacie mouths "thank you". Jesse then does the same to Beca when Chloe drags Beca away. Aubrey smiles and starts singing, noticing how Beca goes to stand by Chloe and trying to ignore the fact that Stacie is standing behind her, pressing her front against Aubrey's back.
I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Everything will be alright
If you keep me next to you
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just keep dancing like we're
22, ooh-ooh
22, ooh-ooh
It seems like one
Benji runs forward, making the motion. Aubrey falls silent.
one.
But can you tell me now, you're the lucky one, oh, oh, oh...
Now it's big black cars, and Riviera views,
And your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you
And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page.
And they tell you that you're lucky.
But you're so confused,
Cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used.
And all the young things line up to take your place.
Another name goes up in lights. You
Chloe motions, and starts singing, looking at Beca as she does. Not that Jesse realizes.
you for quite some time, time, time.
You think that it's funny when I'm mad, mad, mad.
But I think that it's best if we both stay.
Before you, I'd only dated self-indulgent takers,
Who took all of their problems out on me.
But you carry my groceries, and now I'm always laughin'.
And I love you because you have given me no choice but to:
Stay, stay, stay.
I've been loving
A random girl from the Harmonics runs in, silencing Chloe.
"Dude! I thought the Harmonics only sang Madonna!" Beca hisses to Aubrey.
"I didn't say that. I said they sang a lot of it, not that that was all they sang!" Aubrey hisses back. Chloe walks back to the group and stands next to Beca.
loving you
He walked around my life
And made blind
With every single move
He caught me staring at him
Mad about him
Little that I knew
Love is different
When you play the
Beca is the next to run in, surprising everyone, including herself. She smirks at Chloe as she sings.
The playful conversation starts
Counter all your quick remarks
Like passing notes in secrecy
And it was enchanting to meet you
All I can say is I was enchanted to meet you
This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you
The Bellas start to sing back up.
The lingering question kept me up
2 AM, who do you love?
I wonder 'til I'm wide awake
And now I'm pacing back and forth
Wishing you were at my door
I'd open up and you would say, "Hey,
It was enchanting to meet you,
All I know is I was enchanted to meet you."
This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
This night is flawless, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you
This is me praying that
This was the very first page
Not where the story line ends
My thoughts will echo your name
Until I see you again
These are the words I held back
As I was leaving too soon
I was enchanted to meet you
The Bellas fall silent, allowing Beca to sing the last few lines without an instrumental.
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you
The song ends. "The Bellas win!" Yells Justin.
"Great job, ladies. Rehearsal is tomorrow at eight." Aubrey says. The girls groan.
Jesse and Donald walk over, somehow smug as hell. Beca and Stacie are once again pushed to the front of the group.
"'Sup." Jesse and Donald greet awkwardly.
"Hey." The girls respond.
"So... D'you wanna go out with us sometime?" Jesse asks. "Me and Becs, Stace and Don?"
"Er... no, I'm good." Beca says.
"Me too." Stacie shrugs.
"Besides, Aubrey, don't we still have the 'don't shag a Treble' rule?" Beca asks.
"No. That rule was removed. We realised it was a bit dumb, especially the 'wolves ripping out our vocal chords' bit." Aubrey smirks.
"Oh, so you can do us. Sorry, it. You can go out with us." Jesse clarifies.
"Well, Beca can. She's taken the new oath. Stacie's still on the old one." Aubrey states, voice cold.
"Great. Thanks, Bree." Beca grimaces. Jesse's face lights up. "But I can't. I'm... busy."
"I haven't even set a date yet." Jesse says, confused.
"Well, I'm busy. Like, all the time." Beca smiles apologetically.
"And can't Stace just take the new oath and then go out with me?" Donald asks.
"But... I guess so." Aubrey sighs. Donald smiles.
"But we're fine." Beca says. "Really, don't want to." Stacie nods in agreement.
"We thought you'd say that. That's why we prepared this... Trebles assemble!" Jesse shouts.
"Dork." All the Bellas mutter.
"1,2,3,4!" The Trebles start singing.
"Oh, God." Beca mutters.
These arms of mine
They are lonely
"Stop!" The girls yell. Behind them 5 of the 9 Bellas are laughing.
Lonely and feeling blue
These arms of mine
The only 4 not laughing are Beca and Stacie themselves, as well as Chloe and Aubrey. "Guys, stop!" The 4 yell. Nothing.
They are yearning
Yearning from wanting you
"We're gay!" Beca and Stacie yell. The singing stops.
"What? No you're not! You we're flirting with Luke." Jesse says.
"Because it was funny to see how annoyed you got. For a while." Beca shrugs.
"And Stacie, you were practically grinding on me." Donald says.
"I liked getting Aubrey jealous." Stacie shrugs. She doesn't dare turn around for fear of Aubrey's reaction.
"Stacie? Why were you trying to make me jealous?" Aubrey asks.
"Uh, well, erm..." Stacie stutters.
"Alright, that's it." Fat Amy says, exasperated.
She moves behind Aubrey and shoves her forward. Fortunately, Stacie is standing at the perfect angle to catch her before she falls. Unfortunately, Stacie isn't ready to catch her, and her body cushions the blow. They're both still standing, but thanks to Amy, Aubrey has successfully face-planted into Stacie's cleavage. The Bellas laugh. Aubrey awkwardly pulls away.
"TELL HER!" The entire group yells.
"Screw it, I'm in love with you, Aubrey Posen!" Stacie yells. Aubrey kisses her. Donald's jaw drops. The Trebles all move to cover their crotches. The Bellas give the guys disgusted looks. They pull away.
"Your turn, Becs." Stacie says.
"Chloe, I'm in love with you." Beca says. Jesse looks crushed.
"I love you, too, Beca." Chloe says. They kiss. The Trebles all run off to find the nearest bathroom. They break apart.
"My dorm. Now." Beca and Aubrey say in unison. They give each other weird looks and shrug, dragging their respective girls off to their respective dorms.
The next morning the Bellas all received a text saying rehearsal was off due to the captain not being able to walk, followed by a text saying that Stacie had stolen the phone. The next day at rehearsals, they didn't actually rehearse as that session was spent making jokes about what Amy called a "horizontal lesbo tango."