Hello, here is the update. Wake Up Spencer! Thank you for the updates! I love you all! :D

DISCLAIMER:I do not own iCarly...But I own my Pet Turtle Named: "Captain Awkward Pluperfect Slowpoke." But Captain Crunch for short ;D

With a crash, well it felt like a crash, but the sound of them returning to reality was soundless. Regardless, hey were back in their parents living room. Sawyer and Caydance exchanged confused looks.

"Mom defended dad? I thought back than she hated him..." Caydance started to say before a look from her brother hushed her.

"Cay, you really think mom and dad 'hated' each other. Even I can tell they're starting to have hidden feelings for each other. I mean, did you see the way dad blushed when mom told him not to hug her?" Sawyer said like his sister was the stupidest person he ever met.

"So what? Did you see the way dad was all goo-goo gaa-gaa over Aunt Carly? It was sickening." Caydance said with a scowl as Sawyer laughed.

"Point being? It's just a school boy crush! He realized eventually got over her and realized he was in love with mom." Sawyer said as he got up, grabbing a Fat Cake from the bowl from of Fat Cakes on the living room table. Some family's have bowls of fruit on their living room tables, not the Benson household, their dad tried to put fruit in the bowl once. But their mom quickly switched it too Fat Cakes.

"I guess," Caydance said with a sigh as she reached for the second Fat Cake in the package. Sawyer swatted her away. It was his Fat Cake. She glared at him as she got up and got her own as Sawyer flipped the page to revel a picture of his mom and dad, on either side of their Uncle Spencer. Caydance, now happily munching upon a Fat Cake of her own, laid down next to her brother and joined him in looking at the picture.

"Hey, this looks like a sketch from iCarly." Sawyer said thoughtfully between bites of his second Fat Cake.

"Hey, you know it does. Let's find out." Before Sawyer could swallow the pink deliciousness of the Fat Cake, he and his sister were being rushed into the mini-theater as the scene began.

"You ready for the most epic sleepovers of sleepover history?" The brunette girl with wavy hair said to a blonde girl with curly locks.

"You say that every sleepover Carly," Sam said as she walked into the Shay's apartment.

"Well it's true every time!" Carly said as she closed the door behind Sam. As always Sam walked over to her fridge as she dropped her bag along the way.

"The ham is on the bottom drawer-" Carly said before she stopped in mid sentence as she saw Sam with a mouthful of said ham already. She sighed. "Never mind, looks like you found it."

"Mmmhhhff" Sam said, trying to talk with a mouthful of dead pig in her mouth.

"Sam, I can't understand anything your saying." Carly said rolling her eyes before plopping on her couch.

Sam swallowed and said, "I said; 'are we going to come up with any new iCarly sketches tonight?'" Carly sighed while flipping through the channels on her television.

"I guess we could try, it's just I haven't been able to think of anything that good lately. How about you?" Sam sat down next to her.

"Nope. Nada. No use asking Freddork, we all know he never has any good ideas."

"Sam! Freddie has come up with some good ideas before..." Sam gave her a look and Carly reluctantly agreed. "Yeah that kid has no ideas whatsoever."

"Except for the idea that's stuck in his head that you two will end up together." Sam said teasingly to Carly. Carly scowled.

"Not funny! I feel so bad that he likes me so much, I mean I don't want to hurt his feelings, I mean after all he is my best friend." Carly said turning her head to look directly at Sam.

"That's why I'm lucky he's not my best friend." Sam said uninterested while changing the channel from what Carly was watching.

"You say that, but as much as you guys hate to admit it, you two are best friends." Carly said smiling while yanking the remote from Sam's grasp.

"Not even in Gibby's dreams." Sam said while getting comfortable on the couch.

"Whatever you say..." Carly said in a sing-song voice, causing Sam to roll her eyes.

"Anyways, what do you think of Joey Small?"

"Soooo hot! What about Jake Killroy?" Carly said, now putting her legs in the cross-legged fashion.

For the next few hours Sam and Carly talked about boys, especially Sean Jacobson, the guy Carly has been majorly crushing on. They also talked briefly about possible iCarly sketches, not able to come up with anything, and played a few games of 'Would You Rather', which Carly tended to ask Sam the question of the same nature.

"Would you rather kiss a monkey or hug Freddie?"

"Ew, kiss a monkey." Sam would say while popping another piece of popcorn in her mouth.

Eventually Carly went upstairs to go to sleep, leaving Sam alone downstairs and frankly pretty bored. Nothing good was on at Midnight. So she decided to do the most logical thing, mess with Fredifer. She walked upstairs, quietly to make sure she didn't wake Carly, and she grabbed her cell phone and traveled back downstairs. She turned on Carly's phone and looked under her contacts until she found, "Freddie". She grinned and she began to text.

To Freddie

From Carly

Hey, you up? =]

To Carly

From Freddie

Mhm, can't fall asleep. :] It's always good to hear from you.

Here comes the fun, Sam thought to herself as she texted him back.

To Freddie

From Carly

Well I'm just kinda upset, Sean is being a jerk to me, and I could really use some comfort. Sam's asleep. Wanna maybe come over...?

Within two minutes of texting him that, Freddie bursted into the apartment. Sam pretended to be asleep on the couch as she glanced a peak of Freddie in his...Pajamas. She couldn't help it, she started laughing hysterically. Freddie jumped and quickly turned to Sam and glared at her.

"That was you, not Carly, wasn't it." Freddie said while crossing his arms. Sam sat up on the couch.

"Awww, don't get too upset Fredwad, you never know, Carly might love you one day...Nah! Give up all hope now, Fredward." Sam said grinning from ear to ear. Freddie walked over to the fridge and pulled out some ham and began to eat. Sam followed him, she walked over and grabbed the ham from him.

"Why'd you bring the camera? Thought you'd get a peak of Carly, well good luck, she's dead asleep...Unless your into that kinda stuff you freak." Sam said through chews. He glared at her. Right at that moment Spencer from his room said, "No Captain Hookshiar, you cannot have my Apple Pudding I'm saving it for Humpty Dumpty..." Which caused Sam and Freddie to forget about their bickering and began to laugh.

"We should SO get Spencer on camera." Sam said through giggles.

"You know, I read somewhere if you wake up someone and say things to them it's absolutely hilarious." Freddie said getting over his laughter.

"Hey, that gave me a good idea! How about we do that to Spencer-" Sam began before Freddie interrupted her.

"And film it and put it on iCarly?" Sam nodded but than punched him in his arm, causing Freddie to give a painful yelp.

"Shhh you'll wake up Carly you Nub King. And I hit you to never interrupt Mama...Never." She glared at him. Freddie rolled his eyes, he walked over and grabbed his camera and followed Sam to Spencer's room.

"Hey iCarly viewers, it's 12:42 AM and me and Freddie couldn't sleep. So, let's Wake Up Spencer!" Sam said in an enthuasastic whisper as Freddie turned the camera on him.

"Basically we wake him up and shout random things at him!" Freddie said as Sam yanked the camera abck on her.

"Yeah yeah yeah, put the camera back on the person that really matters." Freddie glared at her as he counted it off by three.

"WAKE UP SPENCER!" The two said at the same time. Spencer jumped and looked around confused.

"Spencer! Look out for that llama! He wants to marry you!" Freddie said through stifled giggles.

"Oh god, the egg is so hot, go ask her out!" Sam said as she fell on Freddie from laughing so loud.

"What...The llama asked out the egg that I married last Tuesday...?" Spencer said in a fog.

"No! The eagle left the bird nest!" Freddie said while Sam accidentally let her face fall in his chest from laughing so hard.

"Spencer! Watch out!" Sam said as Spencer jumped and landed on the floor.

"The egg fell out of the nest and the eagle I married is dating my llama..." Spencer said as he fell asleep on the floor.

Freddie shut off his camera and followed Sam out of Spencer's room as she collapsed on the couch and fell asleep.

THERE YOU GO! Ahaha you like? Comment! It makes me write quicker ;]