A/N: I have a final tomorrow. I don't know why I'm writing fanfiction. I'm horribly irresponsible. I should be studying. No time for pithy notes. Thank you for reviewing, you are all great and I love you.
Review incentive: Here. Have a candy bar. This candy bar is for reviewers only. I am too tired to think of something better.
Oh, and I have a livejournal with the same username. I will be posting this chapter with interesting links to my inspiration-source material tomorrow.
Bonus reward: I plotted out the rest of this story, and holy balls it is long.
Anti-reward: It's going to take me forever to write. :(
Enjoy the chapter!
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