Jaik34: Hello! Yet again I'm sorry for pratically abandoning my readers! Can you guys forgive me?

Everyone: Sure.

Jaik34: Okay, let's get this show on the road! Our first reviewer is Luna Lumine.

LL: Okay, then. I want to see:

1) dare Ron to make out with Hermione

Ron and Hermione: (shrug) (make out)

Jaik34: T_T You can at least get a room first. (points to Indiscriminate Room #1)

Hermione and Ron: (goes to Indiscriminate Room #1)

2) dare Ginny and Luna to make out, then duo sing 'I kissed a Girl and I liked It' by Katy Perry. don't just post the words, I wanna see the character's reactions and all that.

Jaik34: This dare is going to be in a different chapter, so Ginny and Luna can warm up their voices.

Ginny: You can't make be do this! I'm straight!

Luna: I am also straight.

Jaik34: I'll give you 1000 Galleons each.

Giinny and Luna: Never mind.

LL: 3) dare Snape to sing and act out 'Barbie Girl' with a falsetto voice. seeing reactions and dance please.

Jaik34: This will be in the 'I Kissed a Girl' chapter.

LL: 4) Q: Does Remus like ham?

Remus: Hmmmmm… it's okay.

Jaik34: Welcome back. What took you so long? It's been like, 15 minutes.

Ron: We… had… a game of Wizard's Chess. Yeah, let's go with that.

LL: 5) Q: Do any of the HP characters like iCarly?

Jaik34: Raise your hand if you like iCarly.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, and Draco: (raises hand)

LL: 6) dare Harry to place a live chicken on his head until it falls/flies off.

Jaik34: (giggles at thought) Hermione, do you know the spell for conjuring a chicken?

Hermione: Sure do. (takes out wand) Animarious Arrivus chicken! (puts chicken on Harry's head)

LL: 7) Q: do any of the HP characters like the series Percy Jackson and The Olympians?

Everyone: (stares at Hermione)

Hermione: What? Just because I read a lot, you assume I've read every book ever written?

Chicken: Brrrraaaaccckkk! (jumps off Harry's head)

Harry: (Feels head) Wow. It laid an egg.

Everyone, including Jaik34: (ignores Harry and the Chicken) (thinks) Yes. Yes we do.

Hermione: Well, I like it.

Harry and Ron: It's a great book… I like … that guy… with the thing… you know who I'm talking about, right?

LL: 8) Q: has Voldemort ever kissed a girl? If so, details please!

Jaik34: Only Voldemort would know the answer to that question. And may God rest his soul… what am I talking about? He's Six Feet Under…. Thank God he choked on that bologna sandwich.

LL: and... that's all for now.

Jaik34: Now that's out of the way, Let's go to Iccle Amy.

IA: okay ... a dare. Not as easy as I thought 2 think of one actually.

Alright ... hmm ...
I dare everyone to work as a team effort to distract Snape and steal some Veritaserum from his office. But the best part ... pour some in Snapes morning drink and ask him all the questions you like. :)

Jaik34: Okay, this also has to be its own separate chapter, because this is probably going to be long. Next is HarryismyHeroic savior.

HIMHS: Nice song, lol! I am going to copy and paste it into my profile, giving you full credit, of course!

Jaik34: No!! Don't give me any credit! Give all credit to the person who created this song. I don't know who he/she is. (checks for more reviews) Yay! Sirius J Potter is back, once again!

Everyone: Awww!

Jaik34: No complaining, or you owe me 5 Galleons.

SJP: dares? *screams* WE can do DARES! *kisses sirius* That's IT! I dare SNAPE to kiss someone currently in the room. You can pick but be warned I'm still sitting in here so I KNOW Lily is not here thus not a option. (looks around) So who will it be Snape: Harry? Ron? Hermoine? Fred? perhaps George? My charming Sirius? No ok Remus? I know you want JAMES! Pick wisely. muhahahaha

Snape: I would rather you call me Professor Snape, Miss Potter. And I have no desire to kiss anyone in this room, especially those twin devils. But, because this "interview" has turned into a game of Truth or Dare, or as the young witches and wizards call it, Veritiserum or Crucio, I shall kiss whomever Miss Jaik34 chooses.

Jaik34: Thank you. Let's see… I dare you to kiss… (evil grin) Neville.

Everyone: Neville?

Neville: Me? I can't kiss him! I won't kiss him. I haven't kissed anyone before.

Snape: I also cannot kiss him, for he is a Gryffindor 45 years younger than me. If word gets out I have been kissing an under aged boy, I would probably get arrested for some form of sexual harassment.

Jaik34: Good point, lame excuse. Okay, then, you kiss James now.

James: I have to kiss that pathetic excuse for a human over there? The answer is NO.

Jaik34: I can see this isn't going well. Is there anyone who wants to kiss Snape?

Hermione: Well… I've been curious… (kisses Snape)

Snape: (kisses back)

Everyone: ##*%)!&!!*$&%^(#$%%!!

Hermione: That was good.

Ron: (passes out)

Harry: (turns odd shade of green)

Jaik34: Oooooooookkaaaaaaayyy……… I'm glad that's over. I think that's all for my reviews so far… so long!

Girls: Ask interesting questions!

Boys: Send in some dares!

Everyone: Goodbye!