OH MY WHIPPED CREAM I UPDATED TWICE IN A WEEKEND!! (dances randomly to polka music) Eww…..polka??
And….boredom has caught me yet again (when doesn't it?). So this chapter will probably be longer than the previous XD.
THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS, EVERYBODY!! YOU'RE SO GIVING!! I LOVE YOU ALL!! (gets so motivated she updates twice every day)
Ha…you WISH.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Mountain Dew or Captain Crunch. Though I DO own Chase….he's my bitch.
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YoungDragonEater has signed on
YoungDragonEater: She'll be coming any minute now….
De-Irish-Waffle has signed on
YoungDragonEater: I knew it.
De-Irish-Waffle: knew what?
YoungDragonEater: For some reason whenever I come online, you sign in immediately after, or vice versa. It just strikes me as odd, that's all.
De-Irish-Waffle: well, i live on the Internet, so i have an excuse.
YoungDragonEater: I see.
De-Irish-Waffle: (in a sexy voice) i'm wearing the wig, Chase…..
YoungDragonEater: (face palms)
De-Irish-Waffle: what?
YoungDragonEater: Let's just drop the wig topic. Frankly, it just creeps me out.
De-Irish-Waffle: whyyyyyyyyyy?? don't you like the feeling of being admired?
YoungDragonEater: But to think people make merchandise about me! I don't like it.
De-Irish-Waffle: ………will a kiss make it better?
YoungDragonEater: ………
De-Irish-Waffle: (puckers lips)
YoungDragonEater: I should just sign off now…..
De-Irish-Waffle: (frantic) WAIT!! NOOO!! i'll behave in this convo, i promise!!
YoungDragonEater: Just don't let me be the topic of randomness, alright?
De-Irish-Waffle: yes, 'mam.
YoungDragonEater: Pardon? Did you just call me 'MAM?
De-Irish-Waffle: eek!! i'm sorry! i forgot you were a SIR.
YoungDragonEater: What? Why?
De-Irish-Waffle: nothing…no reason at all…….
YoungDragonEater: You're a confusing child.
De-Irish-Waffle: mmm…so i've been told…..quite a few times…..
YoungDragonEater: I wonder why.
De-Irish-Waffle: I wonder why.
YoungDragonEater: ………
De-Irish-Waffle: ………
YoungDragonEater: Are you copying me?
De-Irish-Waffle: Are you copying me?
YoungDragonEater: Stop it! It's annoying! Act your age!
De-Irish-Waffle: Stop it! It's annoying! Act your- WAIT!! why don't YOU act YOUR age?? you're what, 1500 years old?! go sit in a rocking chair and knit some socks, old man!!
YoungDragonEater: What?! I'm appalled! I'll fry your sorry behind right through this screen!
De-Irish-Waffle: (slaps hand over mouth) eep! i'll be good……
YoungDragonEater: I should just kill you right where you sit for saying that.
De-Irish-Waffle: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!! (cries)
YoungDragonEater: Alright, ALRIGHT. Just take a few deep breaths and relax.
De-Irish-Waffle: (hyperventilates and crumples to the floor)
YoungDragonEater: Oh no…..
De-Irish-Waffle: I'M ALIIIIIIIVE!! and need some Mountain Dew. (drools)
YoungDragonEater: Mountain Dew? What's that?
De-Irish-Waffle: (goes into complete shock) WHAAAAAAAAAAT?? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS!? OMFG!!
YoungDragonEater: It's probably some modern thing in this century, right?
De-Irish-Waffle: it's only the greatest drink EVERRRR!! go out to the market and buy one. now.
YoungDragonEater: But I don't-
De-Irish-Waffle: GO TO THE MARKET AND BUY ONE NOW BEFORE I VIRTUALLY AND PAINFULLY SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY CHAINSAW!!
YoungDragonEater: Okay! If it'll satisfy you…..
YoungDragonEater has signed off
De-Irish-Waffle: ………………………………...where'd Chase go?
A FEW MINUTES LATER
YoungDragonEater has signed on
De-Irish-Waffle: hey!! where'd you go?! i've been waiting a whole 8 minutes for you!!
YoungDragonEater: What do you mean where did I go? I went to purchase that Mountain Dew soft drink that YOU told me to try.
De-Irish-Waffle: waaait…..it'll come to me…..OHHHHHHHHHHH. so thaaaat's were you were!! did you try it yet? isn't it DELICIOUS?!
YoungDragonEater: It's average, I suppose. I'm not a big drinker of carbonated beverages.
De-Irish-Waffle: you know what else is delicious?
YoungDragonEater: What?
De-Irish-Waffle: YOU are. you taste sooooo fiiiiine.
YoungDragonEater: What are you on?
De-Irish-Waffle: wha?
YoungDragonEater: WHAT. ARE. YOU. ON? Heroin?……crack…….cocaine?
De-Irish-Waffle: are you saying i'm high?
YoungDragonEater: Precisely. Either that or you're just a pervert.
De-Irish-Waffle: I'm a…..pervert? sorry, i get it from my friends.
YoungDragonEater: Go find some new friends.
De-Irish-Waffle: (salutes)aye aye, Captain Crunch!!
YoungDragonEater: What did you just call me?
De-Irish-Waffle: CAPTAIN CRUNCH!! (giggles)
YoungDragonEater: Captain? I'm not a pirate.
De-Irish-Waffle: really? Oh, what i'd kill for seeing you with an eye patch! that would be….so funny…….
YoungDragonEater: But I'm not a pirate!!
De-Irish-Waffle: you're a ninja!! from the 1960s!!
YoungDragonEater: I'm not a ninja, you fool! I'm a Tai Chi expert!
De-Irish-Waffle: you're a 1960s ninja pirate! ROFL
YoungDragonEater: Stop blurting out false facts about me!
De-Irish-Waffle: okay, okay!! sheesh!! go suck on a meatball.
YoungDragonEater: Why would I take precious time out of my life to do such an immature, inappropriate action?
De-Irish-Waffle: why, you ask? because life is short. you should enjoy it while you have it. and be as random and nuts as you can.
YoungDragonEater: Well, you have that down pat.
De-Irish-Waffle: AND I'M GLAD, DAMMIT!! i need a fruit snack……get this: this kind kid gave me some low fat fruit snacks today when i was taking a walk. isn't that sweet!! but then when i walked away, he started barking at me and foaming from the mouth.
YoungDragonEater: (shocked)People can do that?
De-Irish-Waffle: apparently.
YoungDragonEater: It's madness.
De-Irish-Waffle: you're telling me. and those fruit snacks made me throw up!! THEY EXPIRED SEVEN YEARS AGO!!
YoungDragonEater: That must have upset you greatly.
De-Irish-Waffle: YEAHHH!! damn mouth foaming kid and his expired fruit snacks…..(mopes)
YoungDragonEater: Now you know to check expiration dates on products.
De-Irish-Waffle: why would i do that?
YoungDragonEater: (sighs) Just forget it.
De-Irish-Waffle: YoungDragonEater spelled backwards is retaEnogarDgnuoY.
YoungDragonEater: …….Thank you for establishing that fact.
De-Irish-Waffle: i have a knack for saying things backwards.
YoungDragonEater: You have a knack for a lot of things, don't you?
De-Irish-Waffle: when i grow up, i wanna be a vampire.
YoungDragonEater: ………Are you sure you don't want to shoot for a more…..realistic career?
De-Irish-Waffle: dude, i'm growing fangs as we speak. and i'm getting red contacts….if that's possible……
YoungDragonEater: Good for you?
De-Irish-Waffle: wanna be my first victim?
YoungDragonEater: Ummm…….
De-Irish-Waffle: here, i'll make you a deal. allow me to suck ALL your blood, and then i'll pee it all back into your mouth afterwards.
YoungDragonEater: I think I left the kettle on….
YoungDragonEater has signed off
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There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Another weekend update. Be grateful. I hope I gave you a laugh.
(begs) I NEED IDEAS!! GIVE ME IDEAS!! PLEEEEEASE!! I'm in dire need.