Rule 4: check the cupboards!

Alas my dears The Fairy has returned and has brought ice cream for her precious reviewers!

Now seeing as I have been away from this guide for some time I shall just briefly catch up on the rules:

no partying after 5am

Stop teasing the giant octopus under the stairs. (I know it's you doing it BMF) The Silver Fairy.

The term Grounded means GROUNDED! Don't make me come over there!

STOP SELLING MY DAMNED FURNITURE OR....

Oops… wrong rules *hides list of rules and burns them behind back grinning widely* ahem… yes, well, moving on…

1) The Blue Moon Fairy will not be held responsible for any misfortunes lardie-dardie-daah... you know these, if not take a look at rule 1. You may be wondering why the rules are so important for this section of the guide; yeas? Well who do you know that is rather ebullient, forever hiding in cupboards and annoying Hb? Yes that's right; IT'S THE DAVINA BAT SECTION! Rule one of the Davina bat section to be précised :D

Now as I have said, plan your escape route and all means plan this well. However, when planning your escape route do NOT use the cupboards at any point. This is Davina's domain and whilst a fluffy, ebullient witch, she does not take kindly to her hours of hibernation being interrupted by a mere visitor of the academy. When you get to the academy, you must remember to focus on this rule even though there are many distractions in the academy for example: bats, potions and lotions, people being turned into frogs and other amusing creatures as well as chess, *looks at burning chess boards* especially chess *insert evil cackle* should you chose to ignore this rule due to being completely engrossed in an *coughs* intriguing game of chess then DO NOT expect to live for long; Davina's cupboard is Davina's cupboard and even the great Hb does not attempt to challenge Davina whilst in her domain.

A LITTLE HINT!

From my previous and disastrous experience at cackles, I found that it is always and I repeat ALWAYS convenient to keep a fresh fruit or flower salad on you at all times. Not only is this useful for throwing at your enemy *coughs 'Hb' under breath* but it also is a very good bribe and method of apology when referring to our beloved Miss Bat. Take into account that when choosing flowers and fruit to go in our beloved Miss Bat's salad, anything you pick could end up being thrown at your head so – dandelions and grapes are all good, roses and pineapples, not so much. REMEMBER when apologising she will want to hear you grovel in person through the cupboard door, not a message which has been passed on through the remaining two staff members.

NOTE THAT: 1) any time that you open the cupboard door there is a high possibility of being sang at, you DO NOT want this, trust me my dears; I know, I have been there, seen it got the salad bowl(yes, it may have been thrown at my head *sighs*)

2) I forgot to mention THE DAVINA WATCH. This is taken from my main fic and I believe it to be vitally important in this guide.

You must avoid the Davina watch at all costs you can do this by: planning your escape route, acting like Davina e.g. hiding in the stationary cupboard and acting ill although you will need to avoid Hb when doing this; she has a knack for being able to see through cunning plans *twitches eye*

There would be a third note but I seem to have forgotten it but meh...

AN: Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings yet again, I really do appreciate it. Now if you wouldn't mind, just raise your hands if you are still amongst the living so I can tick you off in the register. *hands lolly pops to all reviewers,* yes, both of the wonderful dears! ;) Thank you my precious's and once again... BMF away!! *strikes superman pose*

Next up is: beware the grandmother's recipes