X~X i got a reveiw! YAY! thank you thank you thank you! -bows like an idiot and smashes head on desk-
ohhhh that hurt...well um thanks for that. it made me so happy! and i already have how Gin-san is going to find out Yomi is a woman hehehe but it's not until a few more chapters.
so here's chapter 4. i don't own Gintama! just my OC X~X
Be Nice To Others, Kids. Or You'll Be Put In A Headlock
He swore he'd never drink again and here he is. Hungover, no idea where he is, no memory of what happened last night. Gintoki just stayed on the futon, staring at the ceiling through blurry eyes. This was his room. He recognized it after a while, but how did he get here? He doesn't even remember making it home. He slowly sat up, groaning at the pain that raced through his brain and looked around. His kimono was folded next to the futon with the belts on top of it. He must have some sort of guardian angel or something to be safely in his bed and in one piece.
He stood up, grabbing his kimono and pulled it on as he headed into the living room. There was no one around. He half walked, half stumbled towards his desk and flopped down, wanting to fall asleep until his damn headache was over with. He glanced over at the clock, seeing it was almost noon. That really drug him down even lower than he is now. Before he laid his head down, he noticed there was a note. He really didn't want to read it, but it was bugging him, seeing handwriting he didn't recognize.
-Sakata-san,
I went out to get some of my things and I'll be back by the time you wake up. Kagura-san and Sadaharu are out and Shinpachi-san said he wanted to do something, but they'll be back. Also going to get you something for your headache.
-Yomi
Yomi? For some reason he was having some trouble remembering who Yomi was. He ran the name over a few times in his head, trying to find a face. Was it someone he slept with? A client maybe? Then it dawned on him.
"Oh! That damn kid that called me an asshole! Is he like a housewife or something?"
He looked up when he heard the door slid open and someone walked in. It was the black haired, dark blue eyed "boy" Gintoki forced to work under him. He was carrying several bags in one hand and a duffle looking bag in the other. He bowed his head when their gazes met.
"Ohayo, Sakata-san." He spoke formally, but had a relatively soft high voice and spoke like some punk wannabe in a rock band. "How's your head?"
"It's fucking killing me."
"I thought so. I have something that might help though."
He walked over, his steps light and soundless, pulling a small bottle from the dufflebag. There was dark greenish liquid inside that looked like melted ice cream. Gintoki looked up at Yomi then at the bottle, then back at Yomi. He blinked a few times and cocked his head to the side like a puppy. Those dark blue eyes of his sent little sparks over Gintoki's arms that he wasn't sure if they were good or bad.
"What in the hell is this?"
"It's a special herbal concoction that Jiji made. He says it's great for headaches, especially ones that follow idiots that drink too much. There's also this. Kagura-san says you like this stuff and you can wash the concoction down with this." He placed a small carton of strawberry milk next to the little green ooze filled bottle, then another bag with food in it. "If you don't eat something soon, that headache of yours will stay with you all day."
"Are you some sort of freaking butler? I mean you do have black hair, but the wrong colored eyes."
Yomi sighed heavily. "I'm not a butler. And what do you mean wrong colored eyes?"
"Nothing nothing. Fuck my head is really killing me."
Though he didn't want to, he took up the little bottle, sniffing the contents inside. It smelled very bitter and probably tasted even worse. He looked up at Yomi who just stared at him like Sadaharu does. He took one big sip, nearly gagging and spitting it out, but quickly grabbed the carton and chugged the pink milk down. He was right about it tasting bitter and it even burned his throat. Without saying anything and as if he read Gintoki's mind, Yomi took another carton of milk out and handed it to him. He only drank half of this one.
"That shit was terrible! How do I know you aren't trying to poison me, you damn Yo-Yo?!"
"Why would I want to poison you? I don't hold grudges over small things like you forcing me to work for you. I'm just as much at fault as you, so I'll help out as much as I can. Now eat something and try not to get drunk again."
"Right. After I take a piss."
"You are an extremely bad influence for Kagura-san and Shinpachi-san."
He waved the last comment of and made his way towards the bathroom, noticing his headache was slowly easing away. Before he stepped in the bathroom, he looked back at Yomi, watching him eat. He began to wonder where the guy had come from and why was he even here. To Gintoki, it almost looked like he was running away from something. He just grumbled under his breath and closed the door.
Yomi was enjoying her 3rd yakisoba bread when Kagura came back with Sadaharu. She said her good mornings with a wide grin and sat to eat without saying anything else. Yomi watched the young girl eat furiously like it was her last meal. She knew who the young girl was with her pale skin and that umbrella she's seen her with.
"Say Kagura-san, what are you doing here working for Sakata-san?"
"Long story. Was being chased by some bad guys aru. Gin-chan crashed into me. Wanted to make money to go home, but don't want to now aru."
"So you're not from around here?"
"Nope. Come here on a big space ship aru. Don't like home anymore, nope nope."
A runaway just like Yomi, but Yomi's reason is a bit different. She does hate her home, yet that's not the entire reason why she's running away. She stared down at her half-eaten 4th soba bread, wondering what she's really doing here. Of all the places she's been, Edo seemed to be the nicest despite having the Amanto run around trying to take everything over. Her homes was dangerous where survival of the fittest was the motto. If you can't kill, you die. If you're afraid to kill, you die. If you aren't willing to kill friends or family or an innocent person, you die.
"Yo-Yo?"
Yomi slightly flinched and looked up. "Oh sorry. Just thinking."
"Where's Gin-can?"
"Bathroom. He'll be out in a minute after he talks to himself in the mirror about never drinking again."
"Who says I do that?"
She slowly looked over as Gintoki sat next to Kagura with his other carton of milk and his food. Watching those two made her heart ache a little. She never had sort of interaction with her family. After her mother had died when she was 7, she was treated like shit, always forced to fight against people that had done nothing wrong. It angered her, sickened her. She doesn't understand that it means to have a family so watching a mother and her child, Gintoki and Kagura act like children, it hurt her to the point of wanting to cry.
"Oi, Yo-Yo. What're spacing out for?"
She looked up with a sour look. "Stop calling me Yo-Yo. It's annoying and I'm not a kid's toy. And what do you want?"
"There's client for us."
"Male or female?"
"What?"
"Is it a guy or a girl? If it's a girl than go have at it since you're good at that sorta thing."
"What the hell are you talking about? If it's a hot girl wouldn't you want to come along too?"
"Not interested."
"Oh is it that you're a virgin, Yo-Yo? Scared of girls?"
There was a very slight blush across her face. "Shut up! It's not that! I don't want to be involved in some late night crap with and a girl!"
Gintoki let out a laugh which made Yomi blush more. "You're scared of girls!"
"Am not! I'm not interested in getting involved!"
"Loser."
"Asshole."
"Sukonbu!"
Both Yomi and Gintoki looked at Kagura before they started getting further into the argument. She just looked at the too, waving a piece of the pickled seaweed like it was a flag.
"What was that for?"
"Just wanted to join in. Besides, I say Yo-Yo wins."
"No! You can't decided on who wins. This little virgin is going-"
Yomi didn't even let him finish when she punched him right in the gut. "Don't call me a virgin anymore Sakata-san. Now tell me this job we have to do before I punch you again."
Gintoki crawled back on the couch, out of breath. "That...fucking...hurt! What'd you do that for? And you just called me an asshole again!"
"That was 11 lines ago. What's this job?"
"I don't wanna tell you now, you gorilla Yo-Yo."
And again he was punched in the gut. Kagura just sat on the couch like a happy little clam, chewing on her sukonbu as Yomi held Gintoki in a headlock.
"Don't be calling people names. Or else you'll get sent to the underworld by someone named underworld."
"That's not what my name means! It was the stupid author who came up with the name!"
*leave me out of this! there's a reason i picked that name!*
"Holy shit! Was that the author?!"
"Let...me..go..."
"Die you silver haired asshole!"
*will Gin-san survive the headlock? or will he be destroyed? dun dun duuuuuun!*
"Shut up!"
X~X uh-oh...O.o hehehe had to do that
i just wanted to point out, when it's Gin-san's POV he'll see Yomi as a guy until he finds out she's really a girl. so sorry if it confused you.
if your a kuroshitsuji fan, then you get the little joke right? Yomi doesn't obviously eheheh poor Yo-Yo
*stop calling me that dammit!*
oh crap! she's here! runaway! XoX/ adios! -takes off- X~X