Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Enchanted!
And, I got the Enchanted script off FANPOP for references.
At the sight of the multiple critters in his living room, Terra nearly had a heart attack. He charged in, waving his arms to chase away the pigeons, cockroaches and flies while shouting, "Get out! Get out!"
"Daddy, what do I do with them?" Kairi asked, bravely lifting two rats up by their tails.
"Get rid of them!" Terra exclaimed. "Go open the door!" he ordered quickly. Kairi sprinted to the front door, swinging it open as a flock of pigeons flew out followed by a swarm of rats. Terra shoved the door shut quickly, feeling somewhat like the Pied Piper. Though his troubles were not finished yet when he heard Aqua humming from the shower. "Stay here," he murmured to Kairi, already regretting the decision to let Aqua stay the night.
"Hello?" Terra called out, quickly knocking on the bathroom door. He pushed the door open and stopped with wide eyes and a blush as he nearly saw Aqua naked.
"Oh! Good morning, Terra!" Aqua said with a smile as two pigeons wrapped a towel around her. "I hope you had nice dreams last night," she said sincerely.
"I think I'm still in one..." Terra muttered, averting his gaze quickly.
"This is a magical room," Aqua declared as she looked over her shoulder to the shower. "Where does the water come from?"
"Um, the pipes," he answered.
"And where do these pipes get it?" she then asked curiously.
"Uh, I have no idea," Terra replied, still looking dazed.
"Oh, then it really is magical," she said happily.
There was knocking at the door and Kairi sprinted to answer it. Her expression fell when she saw who it was. "Hi, Aerith," she said quietly, backing away like she was hiding something.
"Hey, girlfriend," Aerith said with a grin. "Ready to kick it?" she asked, trying to win the girl's approval.
"Kick what...?" Kairi asked, confused.
Aerith frowned. "Honey, why do you still have your PJs on?"
"It's been a really busy morning," the girl responded excitedly.
The older woman looked around in confusion and then exclaimed, "Wow, it is really tidy in here. Did you guys hire a maid?"
"No, not exactly," Kairi answered with a giggle, trying to think of a way to explain the situation.
Back in the bathroom, Terra was trying to rid his home of pigeon feathers. "Oh! Don't worry! My friends will do that," Aqua said cheerily as she sang a tune. A flock of pigeons tackled Terra in the face and he fell back. Aqua gasped when he grabbed her by reflex and they both tumbled into the hall. Terra groaned, being landed on the second time.
Aerith and Kairi hurried into the hall and Terra paled in her presence. "Aerith?" he gaped.
"Oh hello!" Aqua said cheerfully.
"Who is this?" Aerith demanded, looking hurt and offended.
Before he could answer, the bluenette scrambled up off the floor to Aerith. "I was just on my way to the castle to get married!"
"She's married?" Aerith deadpanned.
"No! She's not! Not yet!" Terra interjected, lightly pushing Aqua back. "Aerith, she was lost. I'm just trying to help her," he explained.
"With what? Finding the shower?" she asked venomously.
"The shower!" Aqua exclaimed, pushing her way back into the conversation. "The shower is absolutely wonderful, Aerith!"
"I'm sure it is," she remarked with clear sarcasm. She turned away, ready to leave until she was stopped by Terra begging to talk. "What is there to talk about? How I never stay the night? Because we both agreed, Kairi's here, and you have to maintain boundaries and I thought, 'I'm so lucky. He's sensitive!' I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control!"
"Can we talk later then?" Terra asked hopefully.
"Don't bet on it!" she snapped, making another attempt to leave.
Terra shoved himself between Aerith and the door. "Hey, hey, what about taking Kairi to school? So you can have some grown-up girl bonding time?"
"What? So you can have your own grown-up girl bonding time?" she spat, looking at Aqua. "Not a chance!" she hissed and left the apartment in anger.
"Goodbye!" Aqua called out after her, as Terra turned around with a scowl. "Why, she is just lovely," she added with a smile.
"Get dressed," Terra told Kairi and then hurried out after Aerith. She was gone by the time he was out on the streets, disappearing into a cab. Terra let out a loud groan and then headed back upstairs.
"Hey, I don't know what your deal is, but you have to go," Terra said, knocking on the bathroom door. "If you're waiting for prince charming or-"
"Prince Zack!" Aqua corrected through the door.
"Whatever, I'll get you to whatever mode of transportation and then that's it! I can't get involved anymore after that!" he said, stopping when she emerged in a brand new blue dress with white sleeves that looked awfully familiar. "Where did you get that?"
"I made it," she answered and he realized in horror that it was what was formerly his curtains. "You're unhappy," she stated, seeing the horrified expression on his face.
"You made a dress out of my curtains?" Terra asked, already knowing the answer.
"Oh, you are unhappy," said, looking sad. "I'm so sorry! If I had-"
"I'm not unhappy," Terra interrupted, examining the damage on his curtains. "I'm angry!"
"Angry?" Aqua repeated, suddenly looking very confused.
"Yes, it's a very unpleasant emotion. Have you heard of it?" he snapped. She attempted to reply, but he was quick to cut her off. You have created a completely unnecessary problem with Aerith that I now have to resolve. See, the fact is, I was just getting ready to take a very serious step forward. A proposal, actually, and now she's got it in her mind that you and I..."
"Kissed?" Aqua finished, looking horrified.
"Something like that," Terra said with a sigh, his temper cooling down.
"Oh no," the maiden murmured, feeling awfully terrible about the situation. Suddenly, she perked up with an idea. "You should sing to her! And maybe that will reassure her of your affections! Rush to her side and hold her in your arms and then pour your heart out in a beautiful ballad. And then she'll know for sure," she exclaimed as she pressed herself against Terra's body. She stopped suddenly, smile fading, as she noticed the look on his face. "Why are you staring at me like that?"
"It's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something," he muttered, pulling away.
"Is that a bad thing?" she asked, worried.
Before he could reply, he suddenly realized the time and Kairi's presence in the living room. "School!" he exclaimed, seeing the annoyed expression on his daughter's face. "We're late!"
The scene faded into water as Maleficent watched with anger back in the Radiant Garden. "Oh! Oh, wouldn't she just love to come crawling back here and steal my crown! Cast me aside like so much royal rubbish!"
"Perhaps Prince Zack won't find her," Pete suggested as he trimmed a Maleficent-shaped shrub.
"Perhaps her will!" she snapped, causing him to cut off the shrub's 'head'. It tumbled into the fountain and she then had an idea. "Oh! Oh, dear. Oh... Oh! I do wish there was someone who cared enough for me to go after him. Oh, a man like that, strong and brave, I'd do anything for him!"
"Never fear, my Queen. I will stop him!" Pete exclaimed and dove into the well.
In Tokyo, Cid backed off as another strange person emerged from the sewers. "Another one?" he questioned in disbelief. "Get him out of there! Where are these people coming from anyways?" he wondered as he and his crew helped Pete up. "Let me guess, you're looking for a beautiful gal, too, huh?"
"No, I'm looking for a prince actually," Pete corrected, not realizing the double meaning of his words.
"Right..." Cid answered, and before he could say anything else, he was interrupted by the horrified gasps of the pedestrians and the prideful laugh of a prince.
"You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!" Prince Zack shouted rode atop a public bus. "Rah!" he shouted as he drove his sword into the roof of a bus, puncturing a woman's bag of birdseed as he did so. "The steel beast is dead! Peasants, you are free to leave!" he exclaimed happily as he peered in through the door.
"Are you crazy?" the bus driver, Yuffie, screeched. "Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me?"
Zack looked at the woman confused and the proceeded to actually look around to make sure she was talking to him. Luckily for him, Pete approached the raging bus driver. "Madam, please, if you'll allow me..."
"Pete, old friend!" Zack said, recognizing the servant instantly. Chip, on the bus's side, squeaked and looked at Pete with rage. Pete made a hand gesture for the chipmunk to scootch away but the Chip had better things in mind. He launched himself from the bus into Yuffie's hair and squeaked angrily along with the raging bus driver.
"You a friend of his?" Yuffie demanded. "Crazy tight wearing... You mess up my route! I'll tear both of you apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me!" She stopped when Pete hesitantly pointed to her forehead, looked up and screamed at the sight of Chip. "A rat! Get it away from me!"
"Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk," Zack corrected as he dismounted from the bus.
"Sire, may I suggest we look elsewhere for your bride?" Pete asked, trying to sway the Prince away from Aqua. Both men left poor Yuffie swatting at Chip without a second glance.
Elsewhere downtown, in a large skyscraper, Terra was hurrying into work with Aqua behind him. She stopped in the main lobby with a pause. "What are you looking at?" Terra questioned, rushed as he followed her line of gaze to a rotund statue of a corpulent woman.
"She's beautiful," Aqua answered with a soft smile.
"It's just a statue!" he answered quickly and dragged her off. Hurrying up to his floor, he approached Ventus at the front desk. "Ven, please don't tell me Mrs. Strife is already here."
"Mrs. Strife is already here," Ven answered instantly with slight irritation in his tone.
Terra winced. "Great."
"Yeah, along with Mr. Strife and his lawyer," the assistant added, gesturing to the people by through the office's glass windows.
"Perfect. How long have they been here?"
"Do you really want to know?" Ven replied.
"No, no I don't," Terra groaned. "Hey, can you handle something for me? Anyways, you see this girl right there?" he asked, pointing to Aqua.
"Yeah...? Who is she?" Ven asked curiously.
"I have no idea," Terra responded as he looked at her. "I'm pretty sure she's out of town," he said as she picked up a cup and tried to scoop out a fish from the aquarium. "Find out where she's from, and get her there. And make sure it's cheap since I'm paying. If Aerith calls me, I need to talk to her," he said, hurrying up to see his clients. "Aqua? Don't drink that!" he berated quickly, pulling the cup from her hands. "I have a meeting. Ven is going to get you home. Ven? This is Aqua. Stay out of trouble!"
"Hi," Ven said with a grin. Aqua smiled back, bent over a spit out a fish into the cup of water Terra left behind. "Oh..." he stopped, grimacing at the sight of the fish.
"It's so nice to meet you!" Aqua said cheerfully.
"It is so nice to meet you, too..." Ven muttered in a soft whisper.
Meanwhile, Maleficent growled from the fish tank, snapping at some fish that swam too close to her. With a huff, she disappeared again.
"Your majesty?" Pete called out in the back of a restaurant. "Your majesty?"
"Pete!" Maleficent shrieked from a pot of boiling soup. "Finally! Have you found her yet?"
"No, I'm afraid I haven't, my Lady," he answered.
"Time is of the essence! I can't have my stepson bringing her back!" Maleficent hissed.
"He shan't! I swear it!" Pete answered desperately.
"No he shan't! I intend to make absolute certain of that!" she answered sinisterly.
"But, Your Majesty,how exactly did you...?" he trailed off as he realized a chef was staring at him, thinking he was loopy. "...Ever end up tasting so...Mmm... delicious?" The boiling soup bubbled and crimson red apples floated to the surface. "Poisoned apples? You mean you want me to...?" he made a throat slicing gesture.
"Pete, don't you see?" Maleficent asked in a sickly sweet tone. "If there's ever going to be a happily ever after for us... Yes, it won't be difficult. It's just one bite. That's all it takes. One small bite to drag her down into a deep, troubled sleep and when the clock strikes twelve, the precious little pretender to my throne will be gone!"
"Yes, my lady, it shall be done!" Pete said with positive nodding.
"You'll find the girl at Colombus Circle-" Maleficent was cut off when a chef shoved his spoon into the pot and went off with a ladle full of soup. Pete gasped and looked up when he saw Chip.
"Hello..." he squeaked and scurried off as Pete tried to seize him. Chip dashed out of the kitchen to Prince Zack where he frantically tried to explain what he had just seen.
"Sire! Sire, please. I beg of you. Don't listen to that insane little vermin. He's probably eaten some bad nuts. We should put him down for his own good!" Pete exclaimed.
"Let him speak," Zack answered, raising a hand to shush the servant. "Go ahead, Chip, what is it that you would like to say?"
Chip cleared his throat and squeaked out, "You watch me. OK?" and then pointed to Pete.
"Pete?" Zack asked, getting the first word in their game of charades. Chip nodded and before he could act out the next part, Zack quickly added, "Pete's glad to have me near!"
"No, no, no," the chipmunk squeaked and tried a different approach. He squeaked in a low and grated tone to portray and old hag and quickly grabbed a piece of ice from the cup of soda. He acted out an old hag, trying to offer the apple away. Moving to the other side of the tray, Chip acted flamboyantly as he stood tall and sashayed while squeaking out Aqua and Zack's theme song.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I know this," Zack murmured, trying to wrack his brain.
Pip continued acting out the scene, going back to the role of the old hag. "Apple?" he asked, proffering the ice chip. "No, thank you," Chip squeaked, high pitch in imitation of Aqua. "It's good," he added, returning to the throaty rasp of the hag. "Oh, okay!" he said, switching back to Aqua. He bit into the ice, and broke out into a coughing fit before eventually falling dead. "Tada!" he exclaimed, finished with his monologue.
"You feel you'd die without me here!" Zack exclaimed, arriving at his conclusion.
Chip facepalmed, knowing that Aqua was going to need a lot more help.