Potions Fume, Baby Boom, and Ministry Doom
(Thanks goes to:
StillWatersAreDeep)
A/N: I read 'When Potions Go Boom', 'I Didn't Sleep With That Wizard', and 'Oh Merlin, No!' and I couldn't help but want to write one of my own. I give full credit to those authors. Hopefully, y'all will like my story. I know I really should get back to writing my other stories, and I will, but this idea wouldn't go away.
Summary: Hogwarts is in chaos when a potions accident filters through the school. Harry Potter is just one of the students that ends up pregnant. Students from years 5 through 7 come together to deal with cravings, mood swings, and classes. The thing is, only submissives were impregnated. Drarry, Slytherin!Harry, Ron/Ginny/Dumbledore!bashing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! That's J.K. Rowling. I only own the plot for this story, and the original characters.
To my reviewers:
Padfootette 4/9/13 . chapter 3: this is really good please update soon
Me: Glad you like it.
SincerelyYourSecret 4/9/13 . chapter 3: Could you explain the schedual to me? I was a little confused by it. Anyway great start I can wait for more.
Me: In the schedule, when you see a (D) or an (H), that means that only Draco or Harry takes that class. For example: Draco will be the only one taking Potions because Harry's pregnant. But Draco will teach Harry the basics, bringing them closer together.
Jannafrancine 4/8/13 . chapter 3: Great chapter. I hope Dumblefumble gets tossed in Azkaban and given the 'Kiss' when his crimes come to light. I can't wait until you have time to add more.
Me: Thank you for your review. It made me smile. Dumblefumble? cool! Well, I guess we'll just have to see. I make this up as I go.
Jannafrancine 4/8/13 . chapter 2: Great chapter. I wonder if Cho has always been a lesbian, because lets face it she only dated Harry and Cedric because they were famous if she really cared for Cedric she wouldn't have started dating Harry six months or so after Ced died, and as for how she treated Harry she acted like her friend the snich was more important than him. I'm not bashing lesbians (I'm bi) I'm saying Cho is a *itch. Poor Lavender, I fear she might actually love Ron.
Me: She did seem to only care about the handsome or famous... and jumping from guy to guy like that isn't really showing her in the best light. Lavender does love Ron, with a bit of an obsession thrown in there.
Jannafrancine 4/8/13 . chapter 1: Great start. I wonder how the Weasley's other than Ginny and Ron are going to take the triplets, and the rest of the world for that matter?
Me: I think you'll find out in this chapter. If not, then the next one.
LongChild 4/4/13 . chapter 3: this cracked me up and the title is awesome
Me: Thanks!
Wolf of the West 4/3/13 . chapter 3: oh my, this was quite amazing! I didn't think that Dumbledore would have the gall to do something that bad against the ministry, but oh well I liked the outcome
I hope you have a nice day, I can wait for a while for you to update... but please don't take to long, okay?
Me: Well, he is a manipulative bastard. :D Thanks, hope you have a nice day too. *Kiss*
MirrorFlower and DarkWind 4/3/13 . chapter 3: i like this story so far it is just great
Me: Thank you! XD
MookFree07 4/3/13 . chapter 3: interesting, cant wait to see what happens
Me: Well, here's the next chapter. I hope you like it.
falconsecho 4/2/13 . chapter 1: Please update soon!
Me: Thanks for your review!
princesstinkerbell45 4/2/13 . chapter 3: I think your story in general is is Snape upset?I mean I get the fact that hermione is a student but also young but the situation can't be doesn't seem like he has a lot of self confidence. Very low self esteem. I wonder how Draco's parents are going to take is this going to be the length of a regular pregnancy? Don't you think its a little weird that poppy told them how many children they were going to have Privately and dumbledore told the entire school. Are matters like that meant to be a one on one affair. As for the forced marriage. Shouldn't they give them more that one month to may someone they probably barely know even if they were force into a situation that couldn't be helped. I can't wait to see were this goes.
Me: Sev doesn't like the fact that she's a student and pregnant with his children. He never thought he would get married. Also, she reminds him of a bossy version of Lily. Lucius and Narcissa will find out in this chapter. This will be the length of a regular pregnancy. It is supposed to be a one-on-one matter... and the forced marriage is so that the Ministry can cover the whole matter up.
UnderTheMoon 4/2/13 . chapter 3: Please, this humble person only ask for one thing, Master, and that is for you to quickly update. I can't wait to read more. You've got me hooked. Question! How does Snape feel about all this?
Me: See above. Sev is angry, confused, and slightly excited. He will get more excited as the story progresses.
LittlebigmouthOK 4/1/13 . chapter 3: Fantastic and getting better and better.! I really don't think Severus is angry at Hermione just scared out of his socks. Here's a guy who thought he would never have even a part-time girlfriend Now not only is he getting married their expecting twins that would terrifie anyone. But my favorite bit in the story was when the man from the Ministry ripped Albus a new one. I like your caricture of Albus better usually he's this dark manipulator. I always thought more in way you wrote him a meddling busybody. Can't wait to see Lucius' and Narcissia's reaction. Look forward to reading more from you.
Me: Albus is really dark. And manipulative. He just pretends to be the grandfatherly type.
hPdC 4/1/13 . chapter 3: very interesting ... can't wait for more ... update soon
Me: Thank you.
Lw117149 4/1/13 . chapter 3: its cute but tranfigured the couch at least to a bed dang! more please thanks. That is so mean of sev but he with his morals wouldn't touch a student so I kinda see why he didn't share a bed but he could have to be callas wait vodi is alive yes or no?
Me: Voldie's alive.
Ritsuki Yonsago 4/1/13 . chapter 3: Thank youuuu *hugs*
I love How Draco cared with Harry and agreed to marry fast. I wonder how Malfoys react lol
Me: *hugs back* glad you like it.
Guest 4/1/13 . chapter 3: please continue
Me: I'll try to make this as long as I can.
13girlsrule 4/1/13 . chapter 3: i really liked how the MO got up in Dumble's face. you souldget more parents to do that. also i totally a gree with what LittlebitmouthOK said about Draco. and thanks for actually reading my rant. most people just stop listening or turn away when seeing something soo long. also it's not boring at all. i like how it's progressing. there are few fics that have a nice draco and it's refreshing, even if it might just be for now. anyway it's great. bai.
Me: It's not that your rants are too long. I think it's because your words run together, and your sentences are mushed together. But, thanks... Draco's kinda confused about how he should feel towards Harry, but he doesn't want Harry to give birth outside of marriage.
Flying Chrissy 4/1/13 . chapter 3: Interesting story! I wonder what Draco's parents are going to say about this? and is Voldie still around?
Me: You'll see how they react in this chapter. Voldie is still around. Shh! I'm making him good... later.
SidheGirl414 4/1/13 . chapter 3: It was a good chapter. I like the idea of Mrs. Weasley teaching childbirth and parenting classes. I'm also looking forward to the weddings. Keep up the good work :)
Me: I thought it would be nice if she was more involved. Besides, I've read a lot of fanfics where she was a midwife before she had Bill, so I added that.
Ryane-Foxx 4/1/13 . chapter 3: I'm dying for more; not boring at all! Can't wait to see how Lucius and Narcissa react! :D
Me: This chapter!
keke 4/1/13 . chapter 3: OMG so in love with the story
Me: Thanks!
PyroFyre1214 4/1/13 . chapter 3: Please please please tell me that the ministry will find out more wrongs that dumbles has dine and kick him out? And I'm glad Mrs. Weasley was alright with Fred and George. And I was giggling the whole time, just saying. And the weddings, how are you doing the last names? Hyphenated or just one?
Me: They will, but it might be a while. She doesn't know that the twins really are in love with each other, or she'd be more upset, but she knows that they can't have the kids and not be married. One last name, but the childrens' names will be different in some cases.
jjrocx 4/1/13 . chapter 3: This chapter was interesting. I liked the scene with draco amd harry in their rooms it was cute.
Me: You really like that?
Chapter 4: Letters, Reactions, and the first Wedding (September 5th)
Harry lay in bed, rubbing his still flat stomach and thinking. Draco was writing a letter to his parents, and muttering to himself. When he was finished writing, Draco asked if Harry 'would like to add something'.
"Yes, please," Harry replied. He got off the bed, and walked over to where Draco sat. He took the parchment and quill, and began to write. After a moment, Harry muttered a spell to dry the ink, and said, "Ok. Do you want to send this?"
"Yes. I'll be right back." Draco grabbed the letter, and walked to the Owlry to give the letter to his owl.
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[Sev's POV]
Severus Snape was not a kind man. He used to be, but that was before he lost the friendship of a very special muggleborn witch. But, let's not go into that. Severus Snape was a teacher at Hogwarts, and he shouldn't be in a relationship with a student at all. But, all because of a Potions accident in Professor Slughorn's class, he was fathering twins with the bushy-haired girl of the Golden Trio!
"Professor Snape?" Speak of the devil, and she shall appear! Hermione Granger stood in the doorway of the defense classroom. "May we sit down and talk?"
He sighed, "If we must. Come into my office." He led the way up the stairs and into the office where that horrid woman had pink everywhere. Thankfully, it was now in deep browns and greens. He sat behind his desk, and she sat in front of him. "What did you want to speak about?"
Hermione looked down at her hands, which were in her lap, and said with a clear voice, "I'd like to know why you hate me and our children."
"I don't hate you or the children. I just don't like you." He sighed and braced himself to tell her. "You remind me of Potter's mother. You're smart, a muggleborn, and you are kind to your friends. I was good friends with Lily, before Potter Sr. embarrassed me and I called her that horrid name. I regretted it as soon as I said it too." He took a deep breath. "I never thought I'd get married, never thought anyone would want to marry the 'Dungeon Bat'." He smirked at her slight blush.
Hermione had blushed at his 'Dungeon Bat' comment. She knew Ron still called him that. "I think that behind your snarky guise, you are really a nice and caring man. I aim to prove that."
[End Sev's POV]
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[With Narcissa and Lucius]
Narcissa was sipping tea when an owl brought a letter to her husband of 18 years. She watched as he read the letter, and when his face paled, she asked, "Is everything alright, dear?"
"Our sixteen year old son has to get married this month," said Lucius, still in shock. "There was a potions accident, and Draco has fathered three children with Harry Potter."
"Potter?" Narcissa asked, setting the tea cup down with barely any noise. "Three children? That's almost unheard of. When do they plan on getting married?"
Lucius looked on the letter. "On Saturday. This Saturday."
[end]
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[Ron & Lavender's Wedding]
Ron glared up the isle, waiting for Lavender, and muttered under his breath that Hermione should be the one walking towards him. Then he saw Lavender step into the room (they were using the RoR for all of the weddings), and he nodded in approval of her being on time.
Lavender smiled at Ron as she walked down the isle. She really loved that boy, well man now. For being almost 4 weeks pregnant, she didn't really show at all, but she wore a dress that flowed around her body in a comfortable way. She stepped up beside Ron.
"Dearly Beloved," the Ministry official, not the same one that chewed Dumbledore out, started the ceremony. "We are gathered here today to see these two join in holy matrimony. They asked for a simple and short wedding, so I'll get right to it. Ronald Bilius Weasley, do you take Lavender Evaline Brown to be your lawfully wedded wife; to cherish, and to love; in sickness and in health; all the days of your life?"
"I do," Ron said, staring at Lavender. He didn't love her, but they didn't have a choice.
The Ministry official turned to Lavender, "Do you, Lavender Evaline Brown take Ronald Bilius Weasley to be your lawfully wedded husband; to cherish, and to love; in sickness and in health; all the days of your life?"
Lavender smiled at the official. "I do."
The man nodded, and asked for the rings. After Ron and Lavender exchanged vows and rings, the official said, "I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Ron brushed his lips against Lavender's lips, just enough to barely qualify as a kiss, and pulled away. He led her back up the isle, and into the other room for the reception.
So, how do you like this chapter? Is it interesting? Boring? Was it long enough? I'm sorry. I was sick for a while. But, my parents are gone on vacation, and I'm in charge of the house. It helps that I'm also an adult. lol. Please leave a review!