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Meeting outside of town at some truck stop, Sam and Dean walked up with their 'entirely too perky to be a fang' protege texting away on her smartphone listening to some bass thumping music with her oversized pink headphones. Dean swore he'd have to talk to Sam about this 'digitizing' his 'music library' just to 'upload' some onto her phone to make sure she was listening to the classics. Leave it to Sam to find a way to suck the fun out of rock and roll with all his geek talk.
"Alright, this is where Bobby said he'd meet us." Sam said walking in and finding a booth.
"Let me guess, tomato juice?" Dean asked to Jubilee.
"Ew, that's way groady. Veggies for breakfast, check please. I'll have some O J, extra pulp, and some waffles with extra syrup." Jubilee said after a momentary gag.
"What? No bacon?" Dean asked.
"I'll just steal some of yours as long as it ain't covered in syrup, between you and me bacon shouldn't be sweet." Jubilee huffed, kicking back on her side of the truck stop booth.
"You touch my bacon and I'll stake you." Dean threatened.
"Innuendo much? Team Dean remember, if ya wanna 'stake' me ya just gotta ask." Jubilee teased, grinning hugely at his discomfort.
"I can't wait for Bobby to get here so I have someone to talk to." Sam bemoaned, suffering the combined looks of his brother and a Californian vampire.
Somewhere between ordering a 'glass of bacon' that Sam felt was wholly an American invention that Dean was entirely too proud of, Bobby joined them sitting down next to Jubilee who was humming to some Dubstep which didn't translate well.
"I'm so glad you're here Bobby." Sam said, his relief evident as he slumped down at his side of the booth.
"You're both damn lucky I'm here, and her for that matter." Bobby said with a thumb towards the oblivious Jubilee.
"Her? Why her?" Dean asked, looking between Bobby and the pulse challenged person.
"Because she's the perfect thing I need to have another run at that pissant Sheriff and get both of you into evidence." Bobby explained, greeting the waitress with a huge grin and making his order.
"Do we want to know?" Sam asked.
"Just git yer suits pressed and ready for when I phone you two idjits, and don't be surprised if the Sheriff is expectin' ya to walk on water by he time I'm done." Bobby growled, his mood shifting as the waitress came back to pour him a piping cup of coffee.
"O...kay...but what does she have to do with it?" Dean asked, pointing to Jubilee who looked busy texting away.
"Just watch and learn boys." Bobby said enjoying a sip of his coffee.
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"I don't care if he's pinching a loaf as we speak you get this pissant front and centre this instant!" Bobby yelled stalking into the police station flashing his badge for all its worth.
Rushing out, the Sheriff looked to the furious man dressed in a beige overcoat with a teenaged girl looking bored behind him. Stalking off to him he felt a cold shot of piss find its way to his heart seeing the very name he recalled from a telephone conversation earlier, SAC Roberts, thinking him another of the countless other convention nuts that had been making his life a living nightmare for the duration of this 'convention' as they called it.
"Sheriff Martin sir, I...I must apologize for my..." Martin said, wondering if his face was as pale as he thought it was just then.
"I don't give a shit!" Bobby roared, turning to Jubilee then.
"Sorry Pumpkin, you didn't hear that." Bobby added, turning his fury back onto the Sheriff.
"Sir?" Martin asked looking from the 'FBI' Special Agent In Charge to the teenaged girl dressed just as any of the convention goers complete in one of the Team shirts.
"I only get so much time to spend with my daughter each year..." Bobby started.
"Daughter?" Martin asked again, looking from the Asian teenager to the clearly Caucasian FBI Agent.
"She's adopted ya idjit!" Bobby roared after taking Jubilee's ears in hand as if to muffle his outburst.
"Yes sir, sorry sir!" The Sheriff cried, looking from to the rest of his deputies watching the show and swearing to find a shitty busywork job for all of them once this was over with.
Lead into the office and closing the door behind them, Sheriff Martin took to closing the blinds and turning on the radio just enough to drown out any idle chatter. Of course if SAC Roberts got to yelling again everything would be for naught so he just had to grin and bear it while eating a plate full of steaming government bullshit. The Feds loved poking their noses in business that didn't concern them, taking over investigations once all the heavy lifting had been done. Death and Taxes had nothing on the FBI he figured as far as the constants in life went.
"Baby, can you listen to some of that devil music you like?" Bobby asked of Jubilee.
"I don't do rock Dad." Jubilee bemoaned, though still putting her earbuds in and cranking some Dubstep.
With the bass drowning out anything else of the conversation, Bobby turned to the Sheriff as his fatherly smile fell to a scowl that could have curdled milk. If the Sheriff had any piss left his heart might be filling a chill just then but as it was all he wanted to do was get the man out of his office and jurisdiction and put the name up on his list of People of Note to remember for future clusterfucks.
"Now I have my two agents in the field that were meant to take care of this whole mess for me while I was on vacation with my little girl only for them to call me up saying some Sheriff was getting in the way of their investigation. Now wouldn't I be surprised to find out that the Sheriff is in the same backwater town of some damn idjit convention my little girl wants to go to. That makes this Sheriff a very lucky man as the last time I had to rearrange my vacation my wife nearly served me divorce papers!" Bobby yelled with all the indigent rage of a workaholic having suffered one too many late nights that threatened his marriage.
"I'm sorry sir, if you tell me these Agents names then I will promise to be the utmost picture of assistance in your investigation." Sheriff Martin said tightly, wondering just why anyone in law enforcement with any ambition would ever saddle themselves with a marriage to wreck.
"Agents Turner and Bachman." Bobby said flatly.
"Pardon?" Sheriff Martin asked with a cough.
"Did I stutter boy!" Bobby roared.
"No sir, it's just...Bachman Turner...sir..." Sheriff Martin said with only a knot of panic filling his stomach at the uncomprehending look Bobby threw him.
"It's Turner and Bachman ya idjit! You're to assist them in any way and if I have to be interrupted on my vacation any further then I plan on getting very creative in finding just how to get the bureau interested in any new cases that might fall under Federal Jurisdiction. Are we clear!" Bobby roared.
"Crystal sir!" Martin cried, snapping a salute earned from his years before when he had enlisted in the reserves.
"Good, I don't want to see you anymore while I'm here unless I'm caught speeding or getting a parking ticket, are we clear?" Bobby asked, a quick nod given.
Putting a hand on Jubilee he guided her out of the office and back to his classic Chevelle. The anger had been real given what had been on the line but even still he did feel a touch bad for the man, shrugging off the persona and turning to the vampire that had she been anyone else he'd be likely to stake. Passing over her phone and pulling her earbuds free, he looked to the pictures she had taken during the dog and pony show he had put on.
"Sam will love these, maybe we can start piecing together anything else that stinks of a Fang in this neck o' the woods that ain't partial to smoothies." Bobby said as he scrolled through the pictures.
"So..." Jubilee said admiring the car.
"Yes?" Bobby asked.
"Guess that means you're on the hook to take me to the convention now." Jubilee grinned.
"Shit." Bobby said after a long pause as the realization struck him just what his bluster in there had cost him.
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Author's Note : Sorry for taking so long to get an update out. Just a shortie but I hope you enjoy. I'll try and get this story going and finished up as I already have an idea for a sequel that should be a lot of fun ;) Toodles!