Gemster: Sorry guys, I can't make Vin any weaker then he is, since he's already reached his point.

Keira: What do you mean!! He's the most evil of evils!

Jak: Yeah. At my B-Day party, I said to take only one slice of pizza... Vin took three.

Gemster: Evidence, please.

Jak: Well...

Kor: He's beyond evil... oh did I mention he's a real hoot to kill? The bastard wouldn't shut up!

Keira: Wait good point, he's already dead.. isn't he?

Vin: I'm right here toots.

Kor: -Wets himself-

Chapter Four: Vin: THE Evil One

"Alright, we need a sensible plan to kill Vin," Keira said with a worried tone.

"Tch... yeah... get a new career," Daxter commented as he left the building.

"Damn!" Everyone said in unison. Daxter was in deed their secret weapon, until that point. Jak was no longer worried, he was terrified. How do you take on something... so evil? "We must ask Samos!" Kor shouted. "Good idea, let's ask advice from daddy and get the same answer as Daxter."

Daxter came back into the building, soaking wet. "It's raining."

"Good observation, oh great one. It's been raining since we came back to Haven." Sassed Keira.

Gemster: How DID you get back to Haven? You killed the drivers.

Keira: Easy, we took the cab.

Jak: Much better then the Air Train... although I will miss it much.

Well, if the cab was good enough for them, it's good enough for me.

Anyhow...

Somewhere in Haven...

"Hey Samos! Was sup buddy?" Daxter asked, then proceeded to give Samos a hug. Samos simply sprayed Daxter with the "Pest Spray A " He'd borrowed from the black market. Daxter fell, then experienced a seizure. Daxter then died and rose from the dead. (He's a precursor... he can't die, smart one.)

"So, I suppose you want to kill The Great Vin?"

"Yes"

"The most evilest of evils?"

"Yes"

"The tyrant of tyrants, the king of terror, the overlord of doom, the dictator of-"

"Yes, yes, yes, and yes."

"Can't help you. I'm scared worse then you guys are, and I'm a freaking sage!"

Vin then popped up from behind the valley, "hey guys... care for a hug?"

Everyone screamed in unison... then ran away in unison.

"Oh darn... why doesn't anyone like me?" Vin said.

-Flashback-

Jak and Daxter where sent to power station to do something for Vin, but nothing could prepare them for what they found there, that faithful night. Vin was... he... no.. it's too horrible.. I can't.

Vin.. was...

"Eating pizza?" Jak asked.

"What..? No! How'd you get here, it's a FLASHBACK!" I yelled.

"I know what Vin was doing! He was plotting to take over the omniverse!" Do I HAVE to say who said that?

"Nah... he was just playing a nice clean game of... Chinese checkers," Daxter commented.

"Noo! Go away!!! Vin was actually torturing people with his horrible singing!"

Keira began to cry at the thought.

-End Flashback-

Jak woke up and stared at his clock which indicated 11:48 p.m. "Oh, what a relief... I could have sworn that was real! I was killed and I came back, Kor came back, we killed Samos and Torn who came back, Keira was CRAZY, we killed Kleiver, and we attempted to kill Vin but for some reason we all had the hell scared out of us!" With that, Keira walked into the room.

"Jak... that happened. We're going to attempt the suicide mission of killing Vin tomorrow, but for now, focus on getting some sleep." Jak cried himself to sleep.

"We die tomorrow... a brave battalion."

The next morning...

Everyone reluctantly got up from their beds as they walked to the door. Everyone was silent, as the only noise that could be heard was the swears of the angry drivers on the road of the streets of Haven.

Jak hijacked a zoomer with enough seats for everyone.

"Hey! You shouldn't steal from your elders!" Samos shouted as he fell to the [insert funny thing you think Samos should fall on.

"It's for your own good, greenstuff!" Daxter shouted happily as the gang rode off.

Samos, who was currently busy trying to get up from the [insert funny thing you think Samos should've fallen on. He would not have this. I mean... his daughter, an AXE MURDERER? He could only image what she was capable of.

-Samos' thoughts-

"OMG!! NOO!!" Sig shouted as Keira stole his Peacemaker. Keira simply laughed an evil laugh in Sig's face. "You do realize you can't kill me; I own too much, right?"

"I've found a way to change that... your ownage will remain as long as your pure. When you have "fun" with someone it will go away... sexy."

-Samos' thoughts end-

"Something about that is just plain wrong," Samos thought. "In any case, I have to go warn Vin!"

(In case you're wondering how he knows Vin is the next target... listening devices.)

Meanwhile, at the power station...

"Oh dear... oh boy.. ever since I got my brain out of that stupid machine... I've been soo scared of an assassin's attack, now.. b-b-ut I have nothing to worry about.. I have my communicator... a-and I know Jak will come save me." Just like that, as if right on que, Jak ran in with the rest of his party.

"O-oh, Jak... I thought you were one of those assassins I was thinking about.. y-you scared me." Vin said relieved.

"Not as much as you scare me, you EVILLLL dictator," Daxter yelled.

Vin gave the group a confused look. "Evil dictator? Obviously a joke... right?"

"Vin give it up, your reign ends NOW."

"Why was everyone pointing at poor ol' Vin like that?" Was all Vin could think of.

"Vin, we know it's going to hurt for a second... but just close your eyes and relax. It'll be over, soon." Jak said, while walking up to Vin.

Vin didn't want a fight, nor did he realize why they wanted to kill him. "Look, if you let me l-live, I'll pay for all for your eco-bills!" Vin said, hoping.

Jak had a sad expression on his face, "Not this time... Vin, I'm sorry."

Vin wasn't going to have it. "A-alright, if you won't let me go... then I'll have to kill you." With that, Vin pressed a button, causing bolts of lighting to sway randomly around the room. It was like dodging the speed of light... you can't. Vin laughed one of the Most horrid evil laughs I've EVER heard... I mean, this makes Barney's (Kleiver: Yay!) evil laugh look good. (Gemster: Shut up... you're dead.)

A few minutes later...

Vin was shocked by his own attack.

Vin died... AGAIN.

Vin dumped his brain into that machine... AGAIN.

"Well, at least he can't leave now." Kor said as they left.

Vin was completely silent... he could not believe what just happened. And here he was this close, (two fingers 1 in. away from each other,) to taking over the omniverse. "I'll be b-back you fools! You CAN COUNT-" Vin was interrupted by the door closing.

"Yeah, of course I can count. I mean, I can count from infinity to zero!" Daxter bragged.

"Sooo... who's next?" Kor asked.

"Erol!" Jak shouted.

"Sig!" Daxter shouted.

"Daxter!" Sig shouted.

"Oh no! Gotta run!" Daxter shouted as he ran off, with Sig in pursuit.

Keira simply laughed. "Let's go kill that whore, Ashelin."

[Insert evil laugh

Gemster: Whoa.. looks like Ashelin is next.

Jak: -Proud- Yeah, I can get revenge for her trying to cheat on me!

Keira: -Evil laugh-

Sig: Anyone seen chilly pepper around?

Kor: I do believe he's hiding behind the garbage over there.

Sig: -Pulls out Peacemaker- Okay, thanks!

Gemster: See ya soon!