OTL SORRY FOR DOING THAT OH GOD I AM SUCH AN IDIOT PLEASE FORGIVE ME…sorry

Uh in the last chapter Francis asked "Hello my children, how was your day today?" and Matthew responded with "Good, Papa, Al and I were just about to start our homework." Loosely! Sorry if it's bad, all I have is a friend and a translator…so…sorry. And sorry that I haven't updated I just…have been reading really bad books for school OTL they suck…Well chapter 4! Review please!

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"Mattie! Please I need you to do me a mega-favor, Pleeease?" The American begged, kneeling in front of his brother. The Canadian blushed at the way his brother was at his feet, and asked "W-what'll you have me do?"

Alfred started to laugh, Matthew, not amused along with being confused, was not happy, asking "What's so funny?"

Alfred's laughter didn't falter as he pointed towards his brother. "What? Me? What's so funny about me?"

The laughing American finally managed a feasible sentence, which was, "W-what you just…said…it made you sound like…like…weird!"

Matthew sighed at his brother's idiotic behavior and asked, trying to get back to the original subject, "So what do I have to do?"

Alfred's laughter died down enough to actually finish "I need you to be me."

"…Eh?"

"I need you to be me for today please!" He asked, taking his brothers' hand, falling to both his knees. Matthew blushed at the way his brother was acting, again, and asked, with a slight stutter, "W-why?"

"Because," He began, standing up, "I promised someone something, and that we would meet somewhere!" Yeah…he totally wasn't being vague…he knew he wasn't.

However Matthew didn't think so and asked, almost face-palming, "Yeah, 'cause that wasn't vague. So tell me without being vague." Alfred sighed, scratching the back of his head and said "Okay okay, you see...remember that one girl? Natalia? Well I kinda accidently agreed to go out with her for a date, but it's not real just so she can get her brother jealous."

Matthew facepalmed, grunting at his brothers' stupidity "Why'd you do that Al? You know she's a violent, crazy, and incestuous woman!"

Alfred sighed and asked "Please? I'll be right there! And I know you're friends with her sister! Please!"

Matthew grunted, knowing no matter how much he protested he would inevitably end up doing it. "Fine."

"Yay! You're the best~ Besides today's Saturday!" Alfred exclaimed in a sing-song voice, glomping his brother into a tight hug.

Matthew blushed a bit and sighed, asking "So where am I going to go and when?"

Alfred grinned idiotically "We have to leave now! And it's the international house of panca-"

"Meet you in the car!" Matthew exclaimed, already out of the room and down the stairs.

Alfred chuckled at his brother's response and asked himself "What is so appealing about that place to him?" He shrugged and got to work on what he really wanted to do, he quickly logged onto the computer, using Matthew's account, and went to the file of his interest, Matthew's Diary.

Dear Diary,

May 9th, 2010

Yesterday Tino, Berwald, and I went to the movies after school, we watched that new movie 'Date Night' it was really funny. Berwald and Tino went to the bathroom at the same time when Steve Carrel and Tina Fey started to pole dance and do the sex-robot…I just chuckled. When they came back they were all sweaty and Tino barely sat down and stood still…so I assumed they had sex in the bathroom. Afterwards I told them how inappropriate that was and they apologized, we all laughed after that. Then we went to Red Robin and I ordered their bacon burger (it turned out to be pretty good) and they Chicken Parmigiano Pasta, it looked good, and it was sweet because they did a Lady and the Tramp. When we finished I felt like I was intruding so…I went back home. Al was there and I had heard from Bella that he got into trouble or something up at the office, so when I told him about it, Papa came in and we started talking in French. I guess that annoyed him or something…because he spoke in a British accent…yeah…awkwardness. Then after we silently worked on our Homework…He was so cute~ 3 He was so weird, but funny. Oh crap Dad…bye!

Alfred sat, staring at the screen in disbelief. Thoughts running amuck through his head, he logged out and shut the computer off. 'What…what is that suppose to mean?'

He grunted and banged his head against the desk "This shit is so confusing!"

"What is?"

Alfred froze as his brother's voice basically tore through him, he turned slightly to face him and asked "What are you doing here? I thought you would wait for me in the car?"

Matthew sighed and said "You realize that was almost twenty-five minutes ago?" He pointed to the clock and looked at his brother.

Alfred looked at the clock and said "Oh sorry! I was checking my email and I lost track of time! Hurry! We'll be late!"

Matthew laughed and said "Fine, Fine…let's go."

Alfred faked a smile, hoping his brother didn't notice, which he didn't, and the two ran out of the room. The single thought, heading into his mind over and over, 'Is my brother…in love with…me?'

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"Al…I feel stupid." Matthew complained squirming in the clothes that his brother had put him in.

"Hey that's not funny! It took a lot to get you to look like me you know!" Alfred exclaimed; miffed as to how his brother basically called him stupid.

"Al…what am I supposed to do?" Matthew asked, worried "What if she sees through this?"

"Relax! Mattie! You'll do fine! Besides she'll see through it within ten seconds of you saying hi." Alfred said, smiling.

Matthew sighed "That makes me feel better."

Alfred laughed and pointed towards Natalia who was sitting down on a booth in the far corner of the restaurant, staring idly out the window, eyebrows furrowed. He grinned and whispered, pushing Matthew up, while trying to stay out of sight of the Belarusian girl, "Go get'er Mattie!"

Said Canadian grumbled slightly then, after a breath, walked over to the booth where the Platinum-blonde was sitting.

"Hey Nat! Your hero has arrived!" Matthew exclaimed, fully in character.

Alfred's eyes widened as he watched his brother fluidly adapt to his attitude, helll if he didn't know any better he would've thought that actually was him! Matthew sounded, acted, and looked almost exactly like him. He would exclaime the right things that Alfred would say at the right times.

Natalia actually looked convinced that he actually was Alfred! Then…the impossible…became possible.

Matthew, instead of ordering his favorite thing, Maple pancakes, he ordered three hamburgers…Alfred himself didn't even know that they were served here! He then engulfed them in a very Alfred-like fashion. Alfred stared at him in pure shock, watching him eat his food made him hate being grounded all the more. His stomach grumbled and he groaned "Fuck it!" And stealthily snuck out of the restaurant to go buy a burger at McDonald's, his dad would never know, right?

Alfred Walked down the street and entered the only McDonald's in town, right next to Starbucks and a Hair Cut Salon that he didn't know the name of.

He walked into the restaurant and looked around to see a line already forming by the cash register, he had made it to the lunch rush.

"Mhm…thought so."

Alfred froze as the voice rang through his ears, the voice of his Father.

International House of Pancakes – IHOP .Nice…shortest chapter followed by the longest chapter, sorry for the failure-ness~ The next chapter I am working on already so it should be up soon…OTL I fail sorry…this story is pure fail. Uhm…Review please…Criticism is WANTED! XD …Till next time.