Finally, a real dumb American joke. Enjoy the extremely short chapter?
(All-human joke with America, Spain, and England)
Alfred, Antonio, and Arthur were all construction workers. Every day they would sit at the top of the scaffolding twenty floors up and eat their lunch. And every day Arthur would have scones, Antonio would have tacos, and Alfred would have a burger.
One day Arthur said, "If my wife packs me scones just one more time, I'm going to throw myself off this scaffolding and kill myself."
Antonio agrees. "If I get tacos one more time, I'm with you."
Alfred nodded. "If I see another burger in my lunch, I'm totally following."
Well, the next day they all have the same lunches as yesterday, and they throw themselves off the building and die.
At the funeral, Mrs. Kirkland was sobbing uncontrollably. "If I'd known he hated scones that much, I wouldn't have packed them every day!"
"I could've just made him a burrito or fajitas instead!" Mrs. Carriedo cried. "My poor Antonio!"
Mrs. Jones just stood there. The entire room stared at her, waiting for her to say something.
She scoffed. "Don't look at me, the idiot packs his own lunch!"
Japan, England, America and were walking down the street when a woman runs up to them and says "Excuse me, what's your own opinion on the scarcity of meat?"
England says, "What's scarcity?"
Japan says, "What's my own opinion?"
America says, "What the fuck is excuse me?"
Lithuania and Poland were waiting for a train underground in a tunnel, and there was a vendor selling bananas. Poland turned to Lithuania (After fixing his hair, because clearly that was more important. Clearly.) and asked if he, "like, wanted one." Lithuania said, "Sure," and so they each bought a banana. Just as Poland took a bite of his, a train passed through the tunnel. When the train passed, Lithuania unpeeled his banana, and Poland smacked it out of his hand.
"You like, can't eat that!" Poland yelled.
"Why not? It's just a banana, I couldn't eat it now anyway," Lithuania said sadly, looking at the now-smushed banana on the ground.
"I took a bite and went blind for half a minute!" Poland shrieked.
Lithuania face-pamled.
Ah, Poland.
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