(Chapter 4)

Goomer, huffing and puffing, continues to carry Cat around and around the bedroom on a piggyback ride.

DICE (to Sam): "Well, at least they're happy."

SAM: "Mmm... I dunno. I think Goomer's the type of beast who's happier roaming free out in the wild somewhere."

Goomer sets Cat down.

GOOMER: "Whew! I'm pooped. Being engaged is hard!" (drops face-down on to Sam's bed).

CAT (showing off her diamond ring again): "So. You guys coming to the wedding? Sam, you can be my maid of otter."

SAM: "Honor."

CAT: "YAY!"

(Sam rolls her eyes)

DICE (looking proud): "I'm probably gonna be Goomer's best man."

CAT: "Nope. Ring boy."

(Dice looks visibly upset)

CAT (to Sam, in a calm, sultry voice): "But hey, you know what Sam? I'll tell you a secret. Shhhh. Goomer doesn't really mean anything to me." (Cat is gliding the back of her hand gently over Sam's shoulder and down her arm.) "So let's say you and me get a room-"

SAM (dryly): "-We're already in a room."

CAT: "Shush. Don't interrupt you naughty girl (Sam looks a little surprised). Let's say you and me get a room and do... (looking a little more confused) whatever it is that normal people seem to be doing all the time."

SAM: "Making eachother uncomfortable."

CAT: "Ahahaha! And another thing! (Cat suddenly back-hand smacks Sam's thigh kinda hard) Why aren't you wearing any pants? (Smiling, and in a softer voice) Are you... being open to... new things? Are you... experimen...ting?"

SAM: "Be quiet, Cat, before I get you spayed... and / or neutered."

CAT (in gruffy voice): "Ooh I'm Sam! I'm so tough! I like food and murder-psychos."

SAM: "Motorcycles."

CAT: "Oh yeah. Well, whatever... You know, I think that girl underwear is actually a nice look for you instead of those Dirty Sam boxers you wear all the time... It makes you look less like my mean old roommate and reminds me a bit more of... (Cat's eyes light up) MELANIE!"

SAM: "HEY! Don't you DARE say that!"

Goomer suddenly stands up and pulls another bottle of Love Potion right out of his pants.

GOOMER: "Man, I'm thirsty!"

DICE: "WHOA! NO GOOMER!" (Dice grabs Goomer's arm)

SAM: "ANOTHER bottle?! Jeez! Where does this stuff keep coming from?"

GOOMER (reading the bottle's label): "Romania."

SAM (to Dice): "You mean you never bothered to check his pockets to see if he had more on him?!"

DICE (taking the bottle away from Goomer): "Cut us some slack! He's obviously got a problem, okay?"

CAT: "Not anymore he doesn't. Now he has a Kitty Cat, and that's all that he can handle, if you know what I mean." (winks at Dice and hugs Goomer).

SAM: "Mehhh. I don't like this new Cat. She seems like she's missing a few vaccinations."

GOOMER: "Cat and I have a hot date tonight."

CAT: "We're gonna watch a movie."

GOOMER: "In the living room... On the T.V... It'll be extra romantic."

DICE: "Oh. Seems fair."

GOOMER: "And with all the commercials every ten minutes or so, it'll go super long. Yup. Maybe alllll night long. Hurr hur."

CAT: "Ahahaha. (suddenly serious) Don't wait up." (winks at Dice and Sam as she and Goomer walk out of the bedroom hugging closely).

(Cut to Collage Montage)