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Four: Harley Quinn- I hear pantomime! (Reborn)
Who's that? Who's that man?
Fingerlickin' suave?
'Em dark eyes, devilish!
Who's the burning man?
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Well, that'd be Harley Quinn,
He rides them bikes like ego
And he likes to show some skin,
His gun is in his hat
'Cause his shorts don't have po-ckets!
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Damn!
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Did you know, oh did you know,
He used to be a doctor!
But fingerlickin' suit wearing,
Straight pants Mr. Reborn,
Was not a goodie-two-shoes,
As they should've known!
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As psychiatrist
He got the prison key!
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Help 'em, baby, help 'em,
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No, help him, indeed!
He gave himself a helping hand,
And fell so for the chaos,
He couldn't resist,
The lure of one more taste.
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Tell me more, tell me more.
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He opened up the cell door,
The Joker sashaying
right past the bars!
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So now he's a criminal?!
And to as to what he's done?
He's shot 'em, killed 'em,
And still made them long for more.
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You might ask what's he's doing
These days? Aha?
That'be a secret, baby,
Or perhaps a baby secret?
They say he's got a pupil,
Still chasing after chaos,
Wait- is that an engine?
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Oh god, I hear the sound of pantomime!
BAM!
Next chapter: Five: Everywhere the Devil Spits (Di-ino)