Sorry it took a while, but I now have a scheme ready for your eyes. Thanks for all the reviews. I still need some help. There are a few more people who haven't gotten picked on yet. But have no fears, I'm right on it. Don't forget to review. There have been more reads than reviews, I really appreciate them. Thank Twilighteen-2011 for this chapter.

Thanks Twilighteen-2011!!

We were just driving in Emmett's jeep. His booming voice singing along with "If you wanna be my lover" by Spice Girls. I swear, I almost peed my pants listening to him. We finally came to a stop. I looked around and saw we were at a pet shop.

Emmett, for some odd reason, thought I would be the best accomplice in all this. I'm not sure why. I'm hoping it's just because I'm not on his list. Although I have to admit, the conversation with Edward about the whole text messaging situation was very awkward. Actually, Alice threatened me to not tell Edward that it was her and Emmett. If I told him, I'd be sentenced to a month of shopping and make overs. I shuddered just by thinking about it. However, Edward's smart. He's suspicious. Anyway, back to the present. Emmett took me from Edward saying he needed a human's help for something. He stayed behind with Jasper while the girls, of course, went shopping.

"Emmett, what are we doing here?" I was almost scared. It's times like these I was missed Jasper's emotion manipulation.

"Me and you are going to have some fun with a certain brother of mine."

"Oh, come on Emmett. Don't you think you've picked on him enough?"

"No way!! He's got more coming. However, I'm talking about another certain brother of mine." Aw, poor Jasper. He was always caught in the middle of everything.

We walked into the pet store. Emmett got a lot of looks from both men and women. He was good looking I'll admit, but he was nothing compared to Edward. There was no comparison. Emmett and I walked to the very back where they were having their special 'Saturday Puppies-For-Sale' thing. Emmett walked up to one and started wagging his finger in front of it. The puppy responded with very eager jumping. It was funny, they seemed like the perfect match.

"Oh my gosh! Look at him! He's so cute. Can we get, Bella? Please?!" Why was he asking me? Wait. Why did he want a dog??

"Well, I always have wanted a dog. Renee's allergic though. Sure Emmett. Let's get him!" With that, I got one of the workers to answer some questions.

"Well, now that I think about it…I'm not really sure I want him anymore. My family has this thing with dogs." Hah! Silly Emmett. If only the clerk knew the double meaning in that. If only she knew.

"Uhm. Are you sure? A lot of women love guys who have small little dogs…" She gave him an attempted flirty smile.

"Well…you see. My wife isn't too big on dogs either. Come on Bella. Let's go." Poor girl looked like someone just got her with a tazer. Right when she turned around, Emmett wiggled his eye brows at me.

"What?" He never answered, but kept giving me this silly grin. "We better get home now." That was such a waste of a trip. Besides the part that we got to see cute little puppies.

Emmett walked around to my side and opened the door for me with one hand. It was still too high for me, so again with one hand, he lifted me up into my seat. As soon as he got into the car he reached his other hand out of his pocket and pulled out a very tiny dog. The fur was white and brown, very soft. It was the same dog he had been looking at!"What the crap, Emmett? You stole a puppy?!" He started laughing and the dog barked.

"Don't say a word Bella! I have a plan." Oh wonderful. He's pulling me into this mess. I tell you, Emmett is very diabolical!

A few minutes later, we were at the house again. The house was very quiet. The girls must still be out.

"Ok. Now, Bella. Go upstairs to Edward's room and say nothing! Act normal. I'll take care of everything else." He whispered so his brothers couldn't hear him. I even strained to hear and he was whispering in my ear!

I walked to Edward's room and opened the door slowly. He was laying on his couch, eyes closed, and listening to music. He looked like he was sleeping. Aw, he looks so cute when he looks asleep! I think he heard me because a smile appeared on his face instantly. I closed the door behind me and walked towards him. He still laid there, hands behind his head and smiling. I leaned down and kissed him quick on the cheek. Right when I was pulling away, he grabbed the back of my head and pulled me to his lips. His kiss was quiet forceful, yet still gentle. Of course he still didn't let us open our mouths He said something about his teeth cutting me and stuff. I don't know. I didn't really pay attention.

"I missed you, love!" He purred in my ear. I went dizzy and almost fell. He grabbed me quickly and placed me on top of him. Ever since the meadow, Edward thought it was funny to torture me like this. I don't think he did it on purpose, but my god was it torture!

"I missed you, too." He held me to him tighter and we laid there. I was just beginning to fall asleep while he played with my hair and traced his fingers all over my back, when suddenly came a very angry shout.

"WHAT THE HELL?! EMMETT!!" Edward and I ran downstairs to see what all the commotion was about. Jasper was standing at the end of the stairway and Emmett was holding the puppy in a protective sort of way. By now, Rosalie and Alice were home.

"Emmett, get rid of it now!!" Jasper said in a calm yet frustrated voice.

"NO!! I will not! This is Kiwi! She stays!" Emmett shouted back in a rather girlish voice.

Rosalie stepped forward, "Emmett, honey, what possessed you to get a dog? Why don't you just take it back?"

"No! We've bonded! Look she even has my eyes!" Emmett held 'Kiwi' up to his face, which was bigger than the dog itself, and formed puppy eyes of his own.

Jasper gave an irritated huff and headed for the couch. Alice and Rosalie went up to put their new clothes away. Edward and I joined Jasper in the living room, sitting on the love seat, clinging to each other. Edward tilted my head up to look at him. He pushed my hair behind my ears with his other hand and we gazed into each other's eyes. Cheesy, I know. But God, if Edward was staring at you, how could you not look back?! A few minutes passed and he finally pulled me in for a kiss.

"This world hates me." I heard Jasper whisper to himself and he heaved himself off the couch and go upstairs. Edward chuckled.

The next day, I woke up in Edward's arms as usual. I got up and headed for the shower. I finished and got dressed. My hair was still a little damp, but it would dry fast. I went down stairs and right when I got down to the fourth step, I heard a very high shriek. Turns out, it came from Emmett. Then a laugh from Rosalie and a small giggle from Alice. Edward was cracking up leaning against the couch for support.

"KIWI, NO!!" Emmett was on his knees in front of Jasper.

"You freak!! You knew I haven't hunted in a while!" Jasper shouted. I sensed a hint of concern. However, he could feel Emmett's emotions. They were far from depressed. I for one was sad to hear about the poor doggy. She never had a chance. Though, this family wasn't the most sentimental for pets of any kind.

"Oh dear…Jazz, he did it on purpose…he…stole it…from…the store…" Alice said through her laughter. Edward just laughed even harder. Huh, he didn't seem like one to think this was funny.

"You WHAT?" Jasper shouted. Emmett stood up and laughed. Jasper started chasing him. Emmett leaped over the couch and ran out the back door, Jasper right on his trail.

"Poor Kiwi." I said.

"I wonder how it tasted…" The three remaining vampires spoke up, all thinking the same thing.

In loving memory of Kiwi, here is the link of what she looks like:

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