Chapter 4: Let's Get Lost
It was once again time for Chris McLean to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama World of Fantasies, the contestants were set out on a delivery mission their job to deliver chickens from Link's hometown to a not so close ranch. Aside from getting the chickens, a generous donator to the show gave us experimental chickens, where Manny and Johnny made new friends with them along with members of other teams.
Team Newbie eventually got ahead start quite literally, while the other teams played catch up, Team Underdogs had a mutiny going on against poor Wally who was de-throne from being the conductor of the train by Molly. But it turned out that Team Golden wasn't so golden as Karin sadly made some unflattering comments when her team got in last place.
That made her the second contestant to be fired out of the Cannon of Shame. So who'll it be next? Find out on Camp Drama World of Fantasies!
End of Commentary.
Once again, Team Newbie were enjoying their obvious stay in first class car, and Shrek along with Chef and Baltog were serving them their first class breakfast meals.
"Chum Chum, I know I said it before, and I'll say it again, I can get use to this" laughed Fanboy as he drank some orange juice from a silver plate.
"You said it" replied Chum Chum as he did the same.
"I just hope the losing teams do not seem to mind that I gloat this in their faces?" laughed Fanboy as he headed to the other cars that housed the other teams.
"Hey, where are those two going?" asked Tony to Fanny.
"Who cares, as long as those two annoying imbeciles are out of the way I do not care what they do" replied Fanny as she was trying to finish up her meal.
As for the two teams who received a second and third class cars to stay in, Team Einstein and Team Underdog were not that happy as Fanboy and Chum Chum came by each car to gloat about how wonderful the first class car is.
"This is indeed the life" said Fanboy who sipped his cup of orange juice in an elitist manner which got Cindy a bit annoyed.
"You want to do that to my face?" asked Cindy, "I can take that costume of yours off!"
"Just let them have their fun" sighed Princess Jillian who was doing her best to ignore the two.
"Excuse us for we're going to two more cars" laughed Fanboy as he headed down the next car which housed Team Underdogs, members of Team Underdogs were not pleased with Fanboy's arrogance along with Chum Chum being the obvious follower.
"Isn't it nice that we're in first class and not in these cruddy cars?" asked Chum Chum to Fanboy.
"It is indeed" replied Fanboy.
"You better watch what you say or you'll end up in the last car in the next challenge!" roared Wally who was being held back from getting in a fight with Fanboy by Frida and Marc.
"One more car to visit Chum Chum, then it's back to first class" said Fanboy in an arrogant manner.
As Fanboy and Chum Chum left the scene, Draco was secretly in the kitchen trying to search where Chef had placed his wand when he noticed the commotion.
"Oh great, are you going to laugh at us too?" asked Wally to Draco.
"No my dear young friend, I am sadden to see how those two treated you, and quite surprised" replied Draco.
"Why are you being so kind to us?" asked Molly who was becoming quite suspicious.
"Let's just say I know everything about the next challenge and I have some helpful secrets that'll get you ahead of Team Newbie" continued Draco.
"You're encouraging us to cheat?" asked Sissy who also took Molly's side.
"Cheating is such a harsh word, I call it an easier way to win" replied Draco as he gave a map on what looked like the Lost Woods, "you don't have to look at the map if you don't want to, but it'll be in your procession if you decide to do."
As Draco left, back with Fanboy and Chum Chum, they were happily taunting Team Golden who were in the last car of the train.
"Enough of this!" roared Megan who just about had enough, "You two, go back to your car now!"
"Come Chum Chum, I believe we're not welcome here" said Fanboy as he and Chum Chum marched back to first class.
"Wow, that was quite unexpected of you" remarked Cleveland Jr.
"Yeah, never thought you could go after those two like that" added Hiro.
"Well, when you got three brothers being obnoxious, I call it a gift" replied Megan.
As the train finally made its stop with it pulling the four other trains, the contestants got out of the train ready for the next challenge. Old Chris McLean himself was unaware that Team Underdogs was given a map that had the shortcuts to the Lost Woods for the challenge.
"Today's challenge will be getting yourselves lost in a forest known as the Lost Woods" said Chris, "your job is to guide your trains to find one of the four rabbits who have hidden themselves among the forest, and you are to bring back the rabbit back here. First team who brings back their rabbit wins the challenge and also immunity from having to vote someone off."
"Should we tell them about the large spiders?" asked Link to Chris.
"Oh yeah, I forgot, there are also giant spiders who infest the Lost Woods, do not try to catch one coming after you if you go down a tunnel!" laughed Chris, "Good luck!"
As each of the teams got into their positions on the trains, the four trains started up their engines and headed onto the Lost Woods. Team Underdogs had the obvious advantage of knowing which route to take before hand thanks to the cheat sheet map given by Draco.
"You sure this is right?" asked Johnny to Sissy and Molly, "I don't trust that guy."
"Well, from my calculations, this map does give us a pretty good view on how NOT to get lost" replied Marc as he was gazing at the map.
"Give me that" said Sissy as she reviewed it, "well I be a monkey's uncle, that older kid was telling the truth here."
"Well, then just point me in the right direction" said Molly as she had the conductor hat on ready.
As Team Underdogs went in one direction, members of Team Golden were being quite suspicious.
"Hey, that's not anywhere on the accepted locations" said Megan as she noticed the train head to another route.
"They must be cheating" said Mandy.
"Cheating, how?" asked Janet.
"I do not know how, but I'll find out" replied Mandy, "just stick to the main path."
As for Team Einstein, things were pretty smooth, as Princess Jillian was the conductor of the train, she noticed a rabbit hopping by some rocks.
"Ha, there's our target!" said Princess Jillian as she pulled the breaks on the train.
"Why the heck did you stop the train?" asked Timmy.
"Hello, the rabbit Chris mentioned that we should get?" replied Princess Jillian.
"Don't worry, I will apprehend that bunny for you" continued Lee as he went out to get the rabbit.
As Lee got out of the train, the rabbit was frighten at his sight, and began to hop away.
"Get back here, we need you!" cried Lee.
"This is quite pointless" sighed Sally as she was going to help out.
As both Lee and Sally were trying to catch the rabbit, the rabbit knew the only friendly face that seemed to be was old Carl as it hopped right beside him as he got out of the train.
"Oh, isn't this a cute little bunny" said Carl to which the rabbit began to fear Lee and Sally for trying to chase after it.
"Okay Carl, bring the rabbit in the train" said Jimmy.
Suddenly a chime went on which was signaling for a song.
"I think the little rabbit would like a song to sooth itself" laughed Chris.
"You got to be kidding" sighed Cindy.
"Oh hush little bunny, don't say a word, Carl's going to tuck you inside a hood" said Carl who started off the song.
"Please Mr. Rabbit just come on in, so that I don't have to go along with this" added Zak.
"We're not like Vicky who is really icky" continued Timmy.
"Just be calm and cuddly" added Mindy.
"And we'll treat you with royalty" added Princess Jillian.
The song obviously did indeed calm the rabbit down which Carl then hopped onto the train with the others and started to head back. Yet while Team Einstein for a change was going to get ahead, Team Newbie was running into some trouble as they were obviously quite lost in the Lost Woods.
"Will this is quite ironic!" cried Fanny who couldn't believe they were lost, "Where the heck are we going to find that rabbit?"
"I think we were here before" added Tony as he stopped the train.
"Why are we stopping?" asked Tak, "We should be going."
"And have us go around in circles?" cried Fanny.
"Maybe if we took another path, we'd not be in this mess" replied Libby.
"Are you saying that it's my fault we got lost?" cried Fanny.
"Maybe" replied Libby.
"How can I tell where we are anyway, when everything here looks the same?" roared Fanny.
"I believe we can help out" said Fanboy.
"This better be good" said Fanny.
"Fanboy is a good rabbit listener, he can help us catch that rabbit" said Chum Chum.
"Oh this is just great" sighed Abigail as she rolled her eyes not willing to believe either one of them.
"If you two think you can do it, why not go out there yourselves?" said Tony.
"I think we will, and get us back in first class" replied Fanboy as he and Chum Chum got out of the train, Fanboy then grabbed two pieces of grass to make it shaped like rabbit ears, then he began to hop around like a rabbit.
"Look Mr. Rabbit, it's a friend of yours!" said Chum Chum.
"This is embarrassing" sighed Fanny.
While Team Newbie was running into some trouble, Team Underdogs had finally found the location of its rabbit which didn't seem to mind at all hopping right onboard the train.
"Wow, this is indeed a lucky break" said Johnny who was petting the rabbit keeping it company.
"I wonder why the rabbit was willing to hop right on in?" asked Molly.
"Who cares, just what a cute little bunny this one is!" cried Kuki as she also began to pet the rabbit.
Suddenly a loud banshee-like scream could be heard, and a large spider popped right in front of the train.
"Er, I think that's the reason why the rabbit was willing to go onboard!" cried Sissy.
"Don't worry, I'm on this one!" cried Molly as she accelerated the speed of the train to which the spider got out of the way, only to end up chasing the train.
"Wow, the spider looks angry and hungry!" cried Flapjack.
"It's going to get us!" cried Frida.
"Keep it steady!" cried Molly as she then noticed a tunnel, "And here's the shortcut from the map!"
As the train itself managed to get through, the spider couldn't squeeze through, however there was another spider within the tunnel on the roof waiting for the train and began chasing it. Back with Team Newbie, Fanboy was getting tired doing his rabbit impressions.
"Come on Mr. Bunny, please come to us" said Fanboy.
"Hey, what's that big web over there, it looks like it has something wrapped up" said Sakura which was an obviously large spider web.
"Are you insane?" asked Gaz who wasn't even crazy enough to get whatever was inside the cocoon.
As Sakura freed what was really a rabbit in the cocoon, the spider that chased Team Underdogs sensed Team Newbie's presence and headed back to its area only to find that Team Newbie had taken its snack.
"Er, I think we better get the train moving!" cried Libby.
As Team Newbie was being chased by a giant spider, Team Underdogs was also being chased as well. The only team so far that hadn't encounter a spider was Team Golden which soon found itself in last place again, if it were not for Mandy spotting a rabbit hopping right on by the train.
"Oh boy, a bunny!" cried Billy as he picked it up not knowing it was the main goal of the challenge.
"I think we need to play catch up" said Megan as she then accelerated the train's speed.
As the teams were obviously in a race, teams Underdogs and Newbie were being chased by giant spiders, yet the team that managed to make it out of the Lost Woods first was Team Einstein, followed by Team Golden, soon followed by Team Newbie and then followed by Team Underdogs.
"We came in last place?" cried Sissy who couldn't believe it.
"Wow, Team Underdogs, way to live up to your team's title, you'll be voting someone off for the first time" said Chris as he laughed.
It was once again finally time to see who'd be voted off, Chris had nine bags of jelly beans to be given to the members of the team who'd be staying for another day, as he tossed each one to Johnny, Irwin, Sissy, Kuki, Wally, Flapjack, Manny and Frida, the only two campers who didn't receive one were Marc and Molly.
"Molly, you are the conductor of the train, and it is suppose to be your sworn duty to have guided your team through the challenge, Marc, you decided to give that extra unnecessary help of finding those shortcuts that were really not so short" said Chris as he was waiting for the long dramatic pause, "and the camper who will be staying for another day in receiving the last bag of jelly beans will be, Molly."
"What?" cried Marc as he was being escorted by Chef and Shrek, "I don't believe this?"
"Believe it" replied Chris as he placed a helmet on for safety and shoved Marc in the hatch for the Cannon of Shame and pressed the button releasing poor Marc who was screaming in the air, Chris wasn't aware that Draco was the one who gave the wrong directions to Team Underdogs.
"You!" cried Sissy as she spotted Draco peaking through the door of the last car, "We well NEVER trust you again!"
"Wow, this is an interesting turn of events, but until next time on Camp Drama World of Fantasies!" said Chris who obviously didn't care at the time.