Vegeta's Female Clone (VFC): OMG! I'm sooooooooo late! I'm sorries! I had brain block... (shakes fist) Curse the brain block... But now I have some ideas!
Vegeta: Sure you do...
VFC: I'm serious!! I have some ideas!!!
Vegeta: Yeah... And Hercule defeated Cell... (rolls eyes)
Goku: HERCULE BEAT CELL?!?!?!?!?!?
Vegeta: ...
Mirai Trunks: Goku, he was using sarcasm...
Goku: Oh... What's sarcasm?
Vegeta: ... --;
VFC: (completely oblivious to what is going on) I wanna thank all the reviewers, 'cause without you guys, I WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS THING!! So um.. Thanks! Ahem... In this chappie something happens! Wanna know what happens?? Well, I'm not gonna tell you! So you'll just have to find out by yourself!! Also there's gonna be a part with King Vegeta in it! I'm gonna spell his name 'Vegita' so we don't get confused... So when you see 'Vegita' I am talking about King Vegeta, and when you see 'Vegeta' I'm talking about good old Veggie!! Okies, Launch wants to do the disclaimer!!! Take it away Launch! (hides behind a thick piece of metal)
Launch: Disclaimer: NO WAY! She doesn't own DBZ!! If she did, I would shoot her!!!! (pulls out a machine gun and fires it at everything in sight)
VFC: Eeep! Chappie 4 starts NOW!!!
Talking Thinking (AN: Author's Note)
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Once Upon A Something
Chapter 4
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Mirai Trunks took a moment to think about Piccolo and Chi-Chi's "Master Plan". To be honest, Trunks didn't think it was going to work...No... He didn't think it was going to work at all... He sighed and shook his head. Piccolo noticed this and glared daggers at Trunks.
"WHAT?!" He spat questioningly.
Trunks sighed again, "I really don't think that's a good plan," he began, "not a good plan at all..." then he shook his head.
"Well, I don't see you coming up with any ideas. Do you have any ideas!? Huh? Huh? HUH?! Nope, didn't think so! HA!!!" Piccolo growled and folded his arms.
Trunks rolled his eyes. (AN: Like father, like son?) "Ok," he said, "we'll save that plan as a last resort..."
Goku was staring at a wall. Don't ask why he was staring at that wall, he doesn't know either... Suddenly, there was an idea! Litterally, there was an idea written on the wall he was staring at... So he read it.
"Hey, guys," Goku began, "what if we call these guys?"
Trunks and Piccolo looked at each other, then they both looked at Goku. Finally Trunks spoke,
"What guys?" he asked.
Goku pointed to the wall, "These guys!" he exclaimed, "it says that they are experts at getting people together!"
Trunks examined the wall and rubbed his chin in thought, "So it does..." he said, "but are we really going to call these guys? I mean, their phone number is written on a wall in pencil, and most of the words are spelled wrong! And... is that a smiley face above that 'I'??"
Goku shrugged, "So, they might be morons...so what?" he said, "but we have to do what the wall commands us to do! I mean, has the wall ever lied to us?!" asked Goku as he pointed to the wall dramatically.
Piccolo slapped Goku across the face, "Get ahold of yourself, man!" he shouted into Goku's face as he grabbed onto Goku's shoulders and began to shake him, "It's just a wall!! Walls know nothing!! Nothing I tell you! NOTHING!!!"
Goku looked at Piccolo as if he had just insulted his mother, "Piccolo! You should never doubt the wall!!" Goku turned to the wall and began to caress it. "Don't worry, Wall. He didn't mean it. You're a good wall, and I'd never doubt you!" Goku leaned over and gently kissed the wall. This made Piccolo and Trunks stare at him strangely for quite some time.
MEANWHILE
Everyone's favorite prince of everyone's favorite race of aliens was asleep on the couch, reasons unknown... Most likely because he was tired...! Or...something... Well anyways, he was asleep. He was muttering sweet nothings about killing Kakarot, and that he is the prince of all blah blah blah, blah blah blah. blah blah blah blah blah... Bulma heard his odd muttering from the next room. She decided to go see what he was muttering about, mostly because she had nothing better to do. So, she went into the next room. For some odd reason, she decided to kneel down and just stare at Vegeta, so she did! Why? I have no idea! After about a few minutes of doing nothing but stare at Vegeta, she decided to wake him up.
"Vegeta. Hey Vegeta!" She put her hand on his shoulder and gently shook him. Vegeta did nothing but groan angrily and turn over so his back was facing Bulma.
Bulma, now annoyed, screamed at his...back, "VEGETA, WAKE YOUR ASS UP!!!"
This startled Vegeta and made him fall to the floor. Vegeta stood up angrily and glared down at her, "Woman! What's the big idea?!"
"Oh, calm down!" Bulma argued, "Vegeta! I'm bored!"
Vegeta arched his eyebrow, "Then... why don't you just do something and leave me be?! Why don't you just go on one of those stupid 'dates' or whatever with that weak, scar-faced, human, Yamcha?" he said as he folded his arms.
Bulma frowned and looked down at the ground, "Yamcha..." she whispered.
Vegeta sighed, Kami, I hope she doesn't cry... Wait a minute, why do I care if she cries?! Suddenly, a thought hit Vegeta. He growled angrily, picked the thought up off the ground, and read it.
"Oh. My. Kami." he said after reading the thought. Bulma looked up at him with a puzzled look on her face.
"I'M GOING SOOOOOFFFTT!!!!!" Vegeta cried. Bulma arched an eyebrow and opened her mouth to say something, but she closed it again. When she finally did say something, all she could manage to say was "huh?"
Vegeta gripped Bulma's shoulders and looked her right in the eyes, "I'm. Going. Soft! What don't you understand about that?!" Vegeta released her and began to nervously bite his fingernails.
Bulma was confused, "And... that's a bad thing...?" she asked.
Vegeta looked at her in shock. Then he remembered something, She's not a Saiyan, so she won't know what this means... Maybe that's a good thing... but wait...!!
And suddenly Vegeta had a flashback!!!
FLASHBACK
"Vegeta, I am going to tell you about mates," King Vegita told his four year old son, Vegeta.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "But, Father-"
"No buts!" King Vegita argued.
"Fine..." Vegeta said as he sighed and sat down on the ground ready to hear his father's lecture.
King Vegita cleared his throat and began to explain to Vegeta, "Alright, you already know that you can't just choose a mate, correct?"
Vegeta nodded his head in pure boredom, "Yes, Father..."
"And why can't you just choose a mate?" King Vegita questioned his young son.
The young prince rolled his eyes, "Because a Saiyan's courtship is written in the stars..." he said sounding very monotonous.
"That is correct," King Vegita praised his son by patting him on the head. Vegeta rolled his eyes...again...
"Alright now," the king began, "I will tell you about the things you experience when you have found your true mate,"
Vegeta looked at his father in disgust, Oh joy..., he thought.
"First, you will start to care about things. You can say that you kind of go... soft..." the king explained.
The young Vegeta sighed...AGAIN... Great, he thought sarcastically, sounds like fun...
OUT OF FLAHSBACK (AN: For now... Mwa ha ha ha...)
Vegeta was in shock, he had the first symptom!! He was in so much shock, that he just stood there staring at nothing...but the air... Bulma was kind of freaked out. Why did Vegeta just zone out?? she asked herself.
"Vegeta?" Bulma began waving her hand in front of his face, "Hello? Earth to Vegeta..?"
Bulma continued to wave her hand in front of Vegeta's face. He suddenly snapped out of his trance and grabbed her waving hand.
"Stop that..." he said.
"Ok, sorry... Um... Vegeta, are you...Ok?" Bulma asked him.
Vegeta thought for a moment. Should he tell her? No.. He shouldn't... but... he should! GAH!!! He didn't know what he should do! Vegeta sighed and decided...that he would tell her.
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VFC: CLIFFHANGER TIME!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Mirai Trunks: You do know that people are going to hate you for this, right?
VFC: Yep...
Goku: LIKE ME!! (starts slapping VFC's face) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!
Vegeta: K-Kakarot, calm yourself! (grabs Goku and drags him away from VFC)
Goku: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIIIIIIIIIS!!!! (shakes his fist)
Vegeta: In you go... (throws Goku into a closet and closes the door)
Goku: Vegeta...! It's dark in here...!
Vegeta: Too bad... (walks away)
VFC: Review peoples! And I'll try to take less time with the updating...ness!