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Twilight's been Charmed

Chapter 4

"Chris, Bianca? Will you please remind me again why I had to enroll for high school?" I shouted upstairs. The moment I got back, I was already lying on the couch, flicking through channels on TV. The only good thing on was 'Friends' so I settled for watching that.

"Because, a mere demon should not be able to stop your education." Both said in unison, walking down the stairs, hand in hand.

"Right, remember that. But I still don't know why everyone's so obsessed with that! And I've already learnt most of the stuff their teaching here! And these people. Oh. My. God. Seriously I wanted to turn this girl called Jessica into a statue. I wish I could freeze her like Piper, Wyatt and you, Chris can. That girl talks tooo much. She doesn't know when to f-ing shut it! Seriously school is hereby officially a big pain in the ass!" I started my rant about school.

"Bella, Bella, Bella, first of all school has always been officially a big pain in the ass. Second, you talk too much too you know! No need to get hypocritical. Tsu tsu tsu." Chris said, mockingly shaking his head. They sat down on the love-seat.

"I do NOT talk too much, I talk as much as the average person!!"

Before Chris could say anything back Bianca shouted: "Will both of you just STOP bickering like 4-year olds! I've got a headache here you know!"

"Sorry, babe, she started it." Apologized Chris pointing at me, while I rolled my eyes.

"Yeh, sorry, Bee, actually I got an idea. Instead of complaining to yous how miserable my life is, I should ruin the other embers of 'the crazy three's ears, not your. I'm going to that room, I temporarily call mine!" they nodded in approval and relief.

Up in my room I called the rest of 'The Crazy Three'. 'The Crazy Three' contains three essentially crazy people. That is Patty, Prue and I. To be perfectly honest all three of us have an actual glitch in our system, which makes us able to cooperate with each other. But Patty is the worst, which is probably because she is oldest. My crazyosity is less pronounced than her, but it is pretty high on the crazyosity scale. And Prue is most normalest but not totally. I think, the older you are the more mental you are. Hmm . . . . I'll need Leo to do some research about it.

And unfortunately I only got visit's from the astral projections of my friends. But it's better than nothing.

"Sorry, honey, not allowed to orb, apparently James is watching our use of orb, transport. How I don't know but uncle Leo sais he is. Good thing my dad doesn't understand this kinda stuff, or I wouldn't be allowed to orb at all. I don't believe James can monitor our orbing though. So I had to call Patty to tell her to pretend to sleep. You know how she is stupid at stuff like that." Prue explained.

"Oi, I'm NOT stupid! I had that idea when I heard Bella calling me. You just told me before I could tell you!" Patty stuck her tongue out at Prue. Prue just rolled her eyes and muttered a 'whatever', while I just laughed.

"Soooo, you made any new friends yet???" asked Prue curious. She only wants to know how boring the people in this town are.

"Yeah, very gay ones. Not the homosexual type, but the other kind of saaaad gay, if you know what I mean." I answered. Only Prue was listening.

"Hmm . . . you're dressing okay. Not too fashionable and conspiscious but it's alright. I taught you well. I knew you would one day start wearing something that human people wear." Patty was looking me up and down seeing if there are major fashion errors. I rolled my eyes. I only wore something she'd like because she'd start her 2 hour long lecture about how important fashion. And no one wants that.

"Anyways I need your help." I said to get their attention.

"What?" it worked. They were both immediately interested.

"I need a love-sick puppy of my back." disappointment flooded their faces.

"Literally as in, a puppy that fell in love with you or did you turn someone into one coz you were so annoyed?" Prue asked.

"I haven't turned him into one yet." I answered.

"Honey, after all I taught you, if you still can't do that, we can't either. Except, of course if you like, at which I would be very surprised after all you were going on and on about how you don't wanna date again for at least year." Patty explained.

"Eww . . . NO! I called you here so I could explain to you guys how miserable my day was and how miserable my whole life is!" they moaned their 'noooooooo's. But they knew they couldn't escape so they are going to have to endure my bickering. "Okay," and I launched into my tale of my boring day, "all the guys here treat me like a shiny, new toy, which is VERY frustrating. One of my admirers, can also be called stalkers, is like a gay, love-sick puppy. But in my opinion it's a lust-sick puppy. There's this girl that talks sooo much, I even considered zipping her mouth shut . . . . literally. With a zip. This other girl, is too jealous of me for her own good. I wanted to paint her face green. Then it would do justice. And there's this geek as well. By the way, this is my supposedly Gloomsville friend list. Listen to this, I know, you'll like it. In Bio I sat next to this really hot Mr. Macsupergorgeous. He's got bronze hair and really mysterious, dark eyes." Now they were all ears, "And like we all know also according to my experience, looks can be deceiving. And guess what, the only seat left was right next to him. And suddenly he got all rigid and stiff and he looked like he smelled something foul. And it wasn't me! I even checked and by the, just a side note, 'sure' is a good brand of deodorant. Anyways, and when I was about to confront him, he shot up went to the teacher and said he felt sick. Then he probably went home. Such a shame, and he's so hot." Chris was right, I do talk a lot. I never noticed before.

"Wow, sounds like the perfect guy for you!!!" squealed Patty.

"Excuse me? I do NOT like guys that think I smell and that just blatantly ignore me! And you know that I'm taking a long vacation off boys."

"There was only ONE guy that was interested in you? You are after all part of 'The Crazy Three' and we are all boy magnets, right. Remember we are also 'The Brunette Boy-Magnets'. You had secret admirers since 6th Grade." Patty reminded me.

"Secret admirers translated stalkers with stationary, remember? And that name was made up by you. I never agreed to that name, because my looks are average. And always remember, boys are blind." I argued. But continued, "And yes, there are at least three, guys that have this crush on me which just proves my theory of blind boys." They rolled their eyes and 'whatever'd me.

"Okay, this is really hilarious, right. You know how Chris has to drop me off, coz I didn't pass my drivers license yet. And a few girls saw him. And at lunch, well, one of them said, you know that guy that dropped you off, he is really niiiiiiiice. As is looks. I nearly laughed at her face but istead I said, yeah, so is his fiancée Bianca, she's awesome! They looked so disappointed, and one of the hoes whispers to me, guess I'm stuck with Mikey then and I nearly puked, literally."we were all laughing at the fact that Chris attracted hoes. Coz, Bianca ain't one, well, she can turn that switch on and off but that another matter. He's cute in a way, but as he's like a cousin to me it's just laughable when someone says he's cute.

"Sooo, are there any other hot Gloomsvillian guys that are yummy?" Prue asked.

"Well, there are taken ones, Edwrad Cullen's adoptive brothers. By the way he's the guy that glared at me in Bio. His adoptive brothers are built and fiiiiine. Emmet Cullen and Jasper Hale. For some reason all his adoptive siblings are gorgeous. Seriously even his sisters. But seriously, Emmet and Jasper are built!"

"Niiiice!" se all said in unison and laughed.

"Honey, I don't think I can hold my projection much longer, I'd just disappear. Bye, honey!! And this is a record, my longest so far, 2 hours!" Prue announced proud of herself. We hugged goosbye and she disappeared.

"Yeah, I gotta go too!" I hugged Patty goodbye and she disappeared.

They're lucky that they got Piper, Paige and Phoebe's dead sister, Prue's power. She was killed by a demon called Shax, which the new power of 3 killed. And the new Charmed Ones are Piper, Phoebe and Paige. For some reason every single kid of the Halliwell clan have dead Prue's powers; telekinesis, astral projection. But the little one don't have astral projection yet, obviously. But everyone can do telekinesis. Good thing I can do that too, so I won't be left out.

Tomorrow if Edward Cullen glares at me again, I will glare back and ask him what his problem is.

But the next day, he wasn't in school. Nor was he next day or the day after that.

What is wrong with that guy? It can't be because of me, can it? No, obviously not. Oh well.

tht was ch4! hope u like chapter will be very loong and there will be the first E/B talk, AND the big accident. it will be totally different than in the book so don't claim to know wht happens. (well, not tht different but pretty difernet) sry I'm talking too much bye bye and remember, REVIEW

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