I woke up the next morning. I could smell bacon, eggs, and burnt toast all the way in my bedroom. I sat there for a second, waiting to have the power to stand up. I heard footsteps. When he walked in, I realized it was Jiro.
"Good morning, beautiful," he said to me with a smirk. I looked at him with my eyes narrowed, and he looked back at me puzzled. He slowly pulled his arm up to scratch his head. I was about to get up, when I realized I was naked. I decided just get on with it and ask.
"Why are you still here!?"
"Last night you asked me to lay with you, so I did. I also made the oh-so kind gesture of friendship by making breakfast"
"I was drunk, wasn't I?" I said embarresed.
"Hammered. But I took care of you"
"And why am I naked!?"
"Last night you took of your clothes because you were hot. You suggested I did, too"
"Well did you?"
"No, I told you I had a small penis and you lost interest..."
"One last question..."
"Shoot"
"Erm... Did we... Do it?"
He started laughing... I had a bad feeling.
"Heavens no! I don't know about you, but I don't have sex on the first date"
We both laughed and I asked him to leave so I could get dressed. I didn't plan on going anywhere today, so I just wore my silky kitty-cat pajamas and my bunny slippers. I walked out into the dining room in the nick of time. Jiro was bringing out plates of food - a plate for me and a plate for him. Mine had perfectly cooked bacon and eggs, on a slice of buttered toast. His was... a raw steak with an egg on top. "Steak and egg for you, I see!" I hollered. He laughed and replied with, "Breakfast is served, your majesty!" I started eating and nearly had a foodgasm (Which by the way, is like an orgasm - but in your mouth!)! When we were done, I thanked him. He said he was leaving, but he looked kind of sad.
"Where do ya' live, Jiro?"
"Well, I don't really have a home. I live in that alley I met you in. Ever since I came back from Hell I've lived on the streets..."
"Well.. you can crash here for a couple of days!"
"Thanks, but I don't want to be too much of a burden on you"
"A burden?"
"Yeah... Women don't seem to generally have good luck around me... My mother died way back when from small pox. I had it but I survived. She blamed it all on me. I lived in an orphanage, families often returned me because I was weaker than the other boys. When I was in my mid twenties my wife died from a tumor in her brain - back then nobody knew what it was. Out of depression, I commit suicide, leaving my young son to die... That's why I became a vampire. I was given a second chance at life - eternal life..."
"Aw, I'm so sorry that you're life was so rough"
"Nah.. That was in the past... of the past..."
We exchanged awkward looks, and stood there for a second. I decided to change the subject and ask him if he could help me with the dishes. When we got in the kitchen, we threw all of the dishes in the sink. We stood there awkwardly, with the radio on, while I washed and he dried. I finally decided to change the mood and throw the sponge at him. He looked at me angrily, then smiled. He took the hose and sprayed it ALL over me! He ran and I went to chase after him, when I slipped. He went to catch me, but he also slipped. We fell in unisom, and we both giggled. He then, looked at me intensly and said, "Damn, you're beautiful..." He leaned toward me, and lay me down on the floor (In the puddle of course). He closed his eyes, and I didn't know what to do! My heart started beating faster and faster...