T: Lo and behold chapter 4, oh yeah. A big thanks to all who reviewed, greatly appreciate the feedback and I am glad you are enjoying it.

Another random set of dreams appeared, it was of Sora again, he was in an alley. A dog approached him and licked his face hoping to get him up. Sora woke up, grabbed the dog and devoured him in one bite before looking around to see where he was.

"Where am I?" the scene changed to him running around like a looney.

"What happened to my home? My island? KAIRI!! Wait, I said her name, DAMN!!"

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A random Heartless was doing the jig.

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Sora turned around quickly.

"Who the F#ck are you?"

"I am the ginger bread man!" A man appeared around the corner.

A bunch of 0's and 1's, Donald and Goofy exploded and landed on Sora. They all looked stunned for a brief second before everyone was fine again and Goofy spoke.

"GIVE US THAT DAMN KEYBLADE!!" He and Donald tried to wrench the Keyblade out of Sora's hands; the three began a climactic battle with music as well.

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Leon was busy drinking some alcoholic drink; Yuffie was just staring into the abyss slipping slowly into madness.

"Sora, go with them. Especially if you want to find your friends alive!" He chuckled before disappearing in a smoke cloud.

"Donald Duck!" Donald went from killing to being peaceful.

"Name's Emperor Goofy, WORSHIP ME!!"

"I am Sora the great!" They placed their hands together.

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"The Heartless have great fear of the Keyblade."

"That's right, the crapblade!" Aerith appeared out of nowhere, looking drunk as a skunk.

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It showed a scene with Sora going awol and firing the Keyblade at random objects.

"The boy is a problem. His shoes can crush planets! We're all going to die!!" The mad dream had finally ended.

Roxas jumped out of the mad dream before it could claim his soul, he looked at his hands.

"A Key...blade?" He then made crushing motions with his hand again and again.

Then some random words appeared saying 'The 2nd day' this would be a dreadful day indeed. After he got out of his house, he made his way to the usual spot where the others would most likely be. He couldn't stop thinking about this 'Keyblade'. He also said it out loud several times on the way there.

"A Keyblade..." He looked to his left to see a stick. He picked it up and performed all sorts of mint moves.

What he didn't realise was that in the shadow's lurked the same hooded figure from before, he held a walkie-talkie in his hand.

"DiZ come in, this Riku..."

"Go ahead."

"I've found him; he's just practicing with a stick.

"HA! The Nobody of Sora practicing with a stick!?"

"Yes, and you know you have spoiled the majority of the story you know."

"Isn't that the entire point of this parody?" At this Riku raised his eyebrows.

Roxas had levelled an entire building to the ground during his immense training with the stick; he had gotten bored with it and threw it away. Riku had no time to act as the stick steadily made its way forwards.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Riku yelled in slow motion.

The stick landed right in Riku's chest, he could feel his blood escaping from the wound, he saw his life flash before his eyes. All the events that lead up to this moment. He dropped dead on the floor, making dying noises while Roxas had only just noticed him.

"Oh, sorry mister." He quickly ran for it before the police would get there.

"RIKU! RESPOND! RIKU!! RRRRRRIIIIKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU!!" DiZ yelled into the walkie-talkie.

In the usual spot everyone was hunting for Sea-salt ice cream, it would appear as if the entire place had enlarged itself, turning into a giant field. The remaining ice creams were running for their lives while Hayner was driving the H.O.P.A.R mobile, Pence was using a mini-gun to gun down the fleeing ice creams while Olette had picked them up and stored them in the freezer. Roxas stood at the doorway with his mouth wide agape; he never saw anything like this before.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" At Roxas's words, Hayner, Pence and Olette froze and looked at Roxas.

"Re-stocking our supply of ice cream. It's getting harder to find the stuff." Olette replied holding 46 ice creams in a net.

"R-right..." Roxas raised an eyebrow at his friend's strange behaviour.

In five minutes tops they had devoured every single ice cream they had captured and all of them had acquired brain freeze. They lay on the ground with their hands on their heads, hoping to quell the vast pain from the ice cream. It took 2 hours and 33 minutes exactly for them to recover. When they had recovered from brain freeze they began their mad plotting as usual.

"So, what should we do?" Hayner asked looking at his friends.

"We could go pollute the entire town's water supply so that all who drink from it will turn into mindless slaves and the UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS!!" Pence began to laugh at his own evil plan.

"...Or we can go to the beach and relax." Olette suggested.

"NO! MUST POLLUTE WATER!!" Pence held two barrels of toxic substance.

"Voting time. Those in favour of polluting the water supply?" Pence raised his hand.

"And those in favour of beach?" Hayner, Olette and Roxas raised their hands.

"Hmph! Fine we'll go to the beach. AS LONG AS I GET TO POLLUTE IT!!"

"Fine, whatever floats your boat Pence." Hayner was really considering hiring a psychiatrist for Pence.

"Um, Hayner?"

"Yeah Roxas?"

"Encase you forgot but...we haven't got any money."

"WHAT!?" Hayner had one of those priceless looks on his face.

Everyone showed the inside of their pockets to reveal nothing but dust, a penny and a shoe oddly enough. Hayner looked like it was the end of the world.

"No...the beach...my...my...no money?" He collapsed on his knees and died.

"Okay...when does one die all of a sudden?" Olette looked confused at Hayner's body.

"He's not dead. He just wants us to get money for him!" Pence got a razor sharp sword and stabbed Hayner in the privates.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Hayner screamed for five hours before recovering from being crotch stabbed.

"Right now, here's the plan. Roxas, you get ALL of the money while me, Olette and Pence just wander around doing nothing." Hayner replied with a smirk before he and the others fled, leaving a very angry Roxas.

"I hate him..."

After an hour's worth of working he finally obtained enough money to take him and his 'friends' to the beach. He held the giant bag of money on top of his head, balancing it perfectly up the hill to the train station.

Hayner and the others couldn't believe their eyes as they saw Roxas walking up the hill with a bag of money the size of Mt. Everest. When Roxas got to the top he placed the bag down on the ground next to him, he then struck a cocky pose as he grinned at his achievement.

"Well?" Roxas asked.

"How much...money is in that bag?" Hayner had never seen a bag of money that big.

"Oh only a pathetic 999,999,999,999,991 munny. I could have made more but it would have taken longer."

"Who the heck paid you that amount of money?" Pence wanted to know who was dishing this out.

"Some random dog looking person, he was kind of big." Roxas pointed to the strange dog humanoid.

"AT LAST MALEFICENT SHALL BE REVIVED!!" He then jumped into the air and flew off.

The gang looked at this strange moment with worried faces; they then brushed it off and were getting ready to go to the beach. There was only thing that none of them had noticed though, Riku was standing against the wall wearing a cardboard box over his head only.

"DiZ?"

"What is it Riku?"

"They have a f#ck load of money to head off to the beach."

"STOP THEM NOW!! THEY MUST NOT HAVE FUN!!" Riku ended the communications and began to sneak up on the teenagers.

When they weren't looking, he ran towards the bag, picked it up and leapt over the edge of the balcony and landed in a randomly placed hay cart. It was several minutes before Roxas and the others noticed the huge bag of money missing, when they did they began to kill each other, blaming the other for losing it.

After their feud, they randomly teleported to the clock tower and began to throw singing frogs at random passer by's. Everyone was enjoying this fun event except for Roxas, something was bugging him, other than the frog's choice of song.

"My gigantic crotch makes yours look like crap!!" It sang in a very annoying tone, the kind of tone you would want to punch someone in the face for.

"Roxas, quickly throw that monster away!" Olette could see the frog going for the finale.

Roxas dropped the frog before muttering something he thought he heard before the money disappeared.

"This money's going to be used for the Dark Chicken gods...what did that voice mean?" Roxas's frog on the other was feasting upon Seifer who had decided to show up at the worst time possible.

Back in the random computer room of weirdness, our good old idiots DiZ and Riku were laughing about how easy it was to steal a huge bag of money without being spotted. Until the computer spoke revealing the progress of Sora's memories.

"Restoration at 28."

"NAMINE!! FASTER!!" DiZ yelled into his microphone he used to yell randomly at the poor girl.

Riku on the other hand was happily throwing the giant bag of money up and down without any struggle at all.

"Is it really that hard to make a beach?" He was shocked at why DiZ couldn't make a simple beach.

"Do you know what happened the last time I tried to make a beach?"

"No not really, what?"

"I ended up creating Vivi." Riku stopped throwing his bag up and down.

"WHAT!?"

"I know, strange isn't it?"

"But how the hell did you make him? He's already there!!"

"There are two of them in that town, one the government spy, the other a pimp." DiZ chuckled at what the other Vivi specialised at.

"...you're weird."

"I know."

"So...what do we do with this?" Riku held the bag in his hand with ease.

"We buy vast amounts of porn and ice cream! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" DiZ began to press random buttons on the keyboard.

"What are you doing?"

"Signing up for the best pornsite in the world!" Riku walked over to see the name of the site.

"What sort of person has a website called, 'This is porn, oh '. Not normal..."

"When IS anything normal?" DiZ looked at Riku.

"True..." DiZ continued to type madly on the keyboard, Riku on the other hand just collapsed at the stupid name DiZ had called himself on the website.

T: there we are, chapter 4. Hope you got a laugh out of this. Till next time.