Everyone had just returned from a hike. Someone thought it was a good idea to take a short-cut through the forest. You ended up cutting through thick brushes, wallowing in quicksand, and trudging through a bog with human blood-sucking bugs of giant proportions, and goddamnit was that Kankurou who was making passes at you the whole time!? You couldn't tell for sure because of the blood-suckers which were trying to eat your eyeballs. Your anger was quelled slightly when Naruto shouted out "Massage line!" and everyone sat down.

You lowered yourself to the ground behind Lee, creaking, snapping, crackling and popping. Feeling very much like a breakfast cereal you turned to see who had sat behind you and made a choking sound.

"Relax babe, I'll make all the pain go away."

Kankurou.

You were concerned as he grinned at you and motioned for you to turn back around, but you were too tired to do anything about it and started rubbing Lee's back.

Luckily for you his hands were like an angel's and it felt so god damn freaking good you didn't mind it when you felt his breath on the back of your neck. "You're tight," he whispered and pushed particularly hard on one of your muscles.

You grunted and squeezed Lee's shoulders, making him gasp and accidently scratch Gaara who looked back at Lee in annoyance. Kankurou did it again and Lee shouted.

"Augh, Kanky-kun that hurts."

He snickered at his nickname, and let up on the pressure and started tracing your spine and the grooves in your back. Ever so slowly you felt him move closer to you, as his hands slid around to your sides and finally something soft was on the spot between your shoulder and neck.

There was no one behind him so it didn't disrupt the line, but you had stopped massaging Lee and had your hands resting gently on his back. He looked back at you to see if you were okay, then flushed red and quickly looked away and decided to ignore what was going on behind him.

Kankurou began sucking on your neck, making you gasp, and abandoned your back to wrap his arms around your waist and pull you back to lean against his chest. His hands snuck up through your shirt to your chest and he ran a slippery tongue up your throat.

"Kan...ahh...Kankurou this is a massage line, not…ahh…a feeling up line…"

"I can't help it," he replied and took the tip of your ear into his mouth.

Your fingers tingled anxiously. Must…not…give…in!

Not a second later you turned around and tackled him to the ground. The other ninja heard the thump and stopped what they were doing to whistle and laugh at you. Temari shook her head and rolled her eyes; Gaara ignored it.