A/N: The first half of this chapter crossover with an old SNL sketch in which Santa gets sick and the Hanukkah version of Santa saves Christmas... incase you were wondering...

Also the 2nd half was hard to write coming up with the presents... some of them were already bought and some of them were extremely easy... but others... not so much... hope you enjoy the 2nd to last chapter...

Chapter 4: Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukah!

Twas the night before Christmas… wait a second… I suck at rhyming… well any ways…. It was the was night… wait… it's repeating… let's just say that on the Merry Go or Going Merry… whatever the ship's name is Luffy, Naruto and Zatch were awake. They decided to wait for Santa… now yoyo must be wondering why would a 17 year old and a 14 year old believe in Santa… well Luffy is Luffy… 'Nuff said and Naruto, Kyubi claimed that he knew Santa and once got into a fight with them once… They waited in the galley that when they heard… donkeys?

"On Moishe, Hershel, and Shlomo!" came a voice.

That's when a strange man came into the room… he saw the milk and cookies left for Santa.

"Oy! Someone better put it in the fridge before it turns!" said the man.

"Santa?" asked Zatch.

"Hey that's not Santa…" said Naruto.

"Yeah Santa has a red suit and he's wearing a grey one…" said Luffy.

"Yeah and Santa has a cherry nose while he has a…" said Naruto but was cut off by the man.

"AAAHH! You're a smart boy, but I am not Santa Claus, I'm Hanukah Harry! Santa Claus is coming down with a stomach virus, so I'm filling in for him for this year!" said the man named Hanukah Harry.

"What's Hanukah?" asked Zatch.

"It's what Jewish people celebrate this time of year instead of one day of presents they get 8 nights… no one on the ship is so we're celebrating Christmas…" said Luffy.

"Jesus Christ! He said something smart!" yelled Kyubi.

"So do you have our presents…" said Zatch.

Hanukah Harry then says "well Zatch you maybe a demon from another world but Santa tells me you have been a VERY good boy and so…I give you some new slacks, Naruto you definitely need these despite your mischievous nature… a new pair of socks and Monkey D. Luffy, now I know you been good this year and helping people… a sweater!"

"Yay?" said Naruto.

""What's slacks?" asked Zatch.

"Pants…" said Luffy.

"Is there any thing fun?" asked Zatch.

"FUN? Why I got funs stuff here. Now let's see… for Zatch…a dreidel! And for Naruto and Luffy…some chocolate coins!" said Hanukah Harry.

"Okay…" said Zatch.

"Oh I get it…" said Naruto.

"Get what?" asked Luffy.

"Remember those neighbors we had and how we jealous on they got 8 presents for Hanukah… maybe this what they get… and we shouldn't be jealous…" said Naruto.

"You're right! You're right!" said Luffy.

"And if Hanukkah Harry is helping Santa, maybe that means that Christians and Jews, deep down, are pretty much the same. Maybe that's the true meaning of Christmas!" said Naruto.

"Ho ho ho!" came a voice as Santa entered the room.

Luffy, Zatch, and Naruto were excited that Santa arrived

"He must have tried the cottage cheese!" said Hanukkah Harry

After Santa says "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Zatch runs up to him and hugs him saying "Santa Claus, it's really YOU!"

Santa then says "Yes Naruto, your little speech about the true meaning of Christmas magically cured my flu! Now I can relieve Hanukkah Harry and deliver all the toys to all the gentile boys and girls!"

"Naruto, you're not supposed to open this 'til tomorrow." said Santa.

"Oh COME ON!" yelled Hanukah Harry.

"Alright, it's a Lil Bastard prank kit!" said Santa.

"OH THANK YOU SANTA!"

"Luffy, this is for you - a George Foreman Grill!" said Santa.

"We love you Santa!" said Luffy.

"And for you Zatch, accessories for your Vulcan" said Santa.

"Thanks Santa!" said Zatch.

"What am I molded white fish all of a sudden?" said Hanukah Harry.

"Oh Hanukkah Harry!" sa8d Zatch hugging him, "We love you too! If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have had Christmas at all!"

"She's right, you know!" said Santa.

"Oh Oy, STOP! You're embarrassing me!" said Hanukah Harry.

"Well we should take our leave now!" said Santa and both Santa and Hanukah Harry disappeared from the room.

The next morning Luffy, Naruto and Zatch were telling the others the story.

"And they both magical disappeared…" said Luffy.

"That story… was very stupid…" said Sasuke.

"But that does explain why Luffy has a George Forman grill…" said Sanji.

"And why I found donkey poo on deck…" said Chopper.

"Can we open our presents now?" asked Luffy.

"Fine…" said Nami.

Luffy got many different kind of meat from most of the crew and a new pair of sandals from Naruto.

Naruto got a bright orange jacket from Ino, a book on the history of clone users from Robin, serial boxes of instant ramen from Sanji, Nami, Ino and Kanchome, several prank kits of different varies from Usopp, Kiba, Chopper, Yuki, Kaya, Luffy and Zatch, a new clone user head band from Tia (which he won't wear… and Tia knew this…), several weapons from Sasuke, and a fox shaped Charm from Hinata.

Zatch got yellow tail from most of the crew, an army of Vulcans from Kolulu, and underwear from Nami… because he really needed (can't guarantee he'll wear it…)

Zoro got a book of swords from Robin, sword polish from Luffy, Naruto and Zatch (went in on it together), bottles of Sake from Sanji, cash from Nami (which he gave back ot her… it was a pay back his debt), weights from the rest of the crew.

Sasuke mostly got clothes, sword polish from Luffy and books from Sakura (How to be an Avenger), Zoro (Getting back at your brother), Robin (Revenge) and Naruto (Vengeance for Dummies).

"Who are you calling a dummy?" asked Sasuke.

"Takes one to know one…" said Naruto.

"You just called yourself a dummy…" said Kyubi.

Kolulu got only clothes… mainly because of when she transforms… she rips up her clothes if she don't take them off first.

Nami got various outfits and also a some cash from Zoro… but not a gift… to pay her back from his debt.

Sakura got mostly hair accessories from most of the crew, a book on medicine from Robin and a necklace from Sasuke…

"Oh Sasuke I love it!" said Sakura.

"You know it will only make her love you more, right?" asked Zoro.

"Yeah…" said Sasuke.

Tia got serial punching bags from everyone…

"We should have gotten more organized…" said Naruto.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Usopp got several prank kits, some chemicals for his inventions, a new sling shot from Kaya, a book on snipping from Robin, a Red Rider BB Gun from Luffy and a new purse… uh… bag from Kiba.

"Don't shoot your eye out…" said Luffy.

"Very funny…" said Usopp rolling hi eyes.

Kiba got prank kits from most of the crew, a jacket with a pouch that Akamaru could ride in from Kaya, a book from Robin on dog training and a clone user headband from Usopp.

Akamaru got dog toys and treats

Yuki got a doll from Kaya, clothes from most of the crew and a snow globe from Usopp.

Sanji got new cook ware from most of the crew, meat from Luffy that said "Cook for me", yellow tail from Zatch that said "Cook for me", a new cigarette case from Ino, a lamp in the shape of a women's leg from Naruto, (when he touched the leg in a seductive way the girl's glared at him) and surprisingly Make Out Violence from Robin… causing a few stares.

Ino got clothes and cookware from most of the crew, as well as a necklace from Sasuke.

"Oh Sasuke I love it" said Ino.

"Your trying to figure out a way to deter them… right?" asked Zoro.

Sasuke didn't give him an answer.

Kanchome got a tone of candy from everyone…

Hinata got a book about chi from Robin, several sets of clothes from most of the crew and a crystal pendant from Naruto.

Chopper got various medical supplies, a book on medicine from Robin and a hand fans for the hot weather.

Ponygon got carrots from everyone but Chopper… Ponygon cried because he hates carrots… until he saw Chopper's present… a custom t-shirt that "My name is Schneider! Schneider!" sadly no one paid attention to the t-shirt.

Robin got various books of different subjects from everyone.

Brago got Goth clothing so he could pose as human and a book that Robin found on the mamodo battle of 1,000 years before.

Kaya got some new clothes (mostly because she barely had anything when she joined), crystal pendant similar to the one that Naruto got Hinata ("You went to that store too?" asked Naruto) and a book on medicine from Robin.

Nya got cat toys and catnip...

And Kyubi got a few hours to control Naruto's body from the entire crew…

To admit it… this was one of the best Christmases they have ever had… and for the mamodos the first Christmas…

Next Time: Christmas is over so it's time for New Years! Things get out of hand when Zoro and Sanji turn their new year resolutions to a bet/dare... what's worse is that everyone else is betting who will go nuts first... what will happen? Find out in the final chapter of Christmas Time!

A/N: Merry Christmas to you all!