WTF? ANOTHER UPDATE? I KNOW RIGHT?

Yes, last chapter I did say I weren't gonna update until the end of next week.

...but this has sorta become an addiction. I think it's cos I'm doing everything to avoid revising. (WHICH IS REALLY BAD I KNOW!)

But seriously. I definitly definitley definitley need to get some revision done! So the next update WILL be the end of next week.

So yeah onto this chapter. There is a lot of Axel/Namine interaction in this! So get ready for some AkuNami love. Also, as I didn't really wanted to use pounds or dollars (as I don't really know how they work) I decided to use Final Fantasy Currency = GIL ! Woopwoop.

Also, (Im such a douche haha) I didn't realise you could edit the chapters on this website and so have an uploasion (is that even a word?) of documents. I'm such fanfiction net noob :P

But yh, on with the story!

DISCLAIMER: I dont own kingdom hearts. Or Facebook for that matter. Only the plot.

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Competitions & Wars!

Namine's POV

What had she done.

WHAT the HELL.

I snatched the laptop back, ferociously clicking the 'back' button on the web page. Ha ha problem solved!

Undo undo undo undo undo undo undo...

" ... Nam's, you know thats not gonna do anything."

"YES IT WILL"

I must've looked like a crazed woman. But I didn't care.

I think I'm having a panic attack.

Ok Nams, deep breaths.

IN

OUT

IN

OUT

"Your such a drama Queen."

"XION! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A CRAZED STALKER-"

" ...well we were just stalking his profile 5 seconds ago..."

"-AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM! IT WOULD'VE BEEN ALRIGHT IF YOU ADDED HIM BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY TALKED TO HIM! ME ON THE OTHER HAND HASN'T!"

"Namine, you really are just overeacting.."

"NO I AM NOT!"

"..."

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY PROFILE PIC! OMG MY PROFILE PIC!"

"You can always just change it-"

"WHAT IF IT DOESN'T CHANGE ON TIME? XION, I'M WEARING A FAKE MOUSTACHE, A UNI-BROW IS DRAWN ACROSS MY FOREHEAD AND I'M CROSSED EYED!" (Yes that was another drunken night. Me and Xion had a bottle of wine (2 glasses and I'm out of it. Ha! A bracket within a bracket! I'm such a loser) between us and we went to the one gil store and thought it'd be fun to buy fake moustaches. I thought the picture was hilarious, hence why it's my profile picture. I totally regret setting it now though...)

"Namine, the internets quick. It'll change instan-"

"EVEN WORSE. WHAT IF HE IGNORES MY REQUEST ALL TOGETHER AND REJECTS ME ! XION, I CAN'T FACE REJECTION-"

"Nami-,"

"-O MY GAWD I WANT TO CRY-"

"Nam-,"

"-JUST KILL ME NOW-"

"Nami-,"

"-WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL-"

"NAMINE!" Xion grabbed my shoulders, turned me towards her and slapped me across the face.

'...'

Wow. I really needed that. I think I was getting delusional.

"Namine, relax. Your not a complete stranger to him. You saw him today and he knows your friends with me. It's perfectly normal for you to add him as a friend."

She was talking to me as if she was explaining something to a small child. I may have started getting delusional but that doesn't mean I got stupud.

...Don't respond to that.

"Look, we'll quickly change your default to one of your old on-," She was interrupted by a small 'ding' that had come out of the laptop. We slowly (like, super slo-mo) turned to the small mechanism.

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Axel Flynn has accepted your Friend Request.

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AxNAxNAxNAxN

We sat there. In silence. The alert that popped up in the corner was long gone now.

"..."

"...well that was quick."

He accepted. Approved my request. He DOESN'T think I'm a complete wierdo.

O YEEAHHH! ALL THE PEOPLE IN THA HOUSE SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT!

"Meh. So much for changing your profile picture."

'...'

Shit. I forgot about that.

Another 'ding' came out of le laptop (cheeky thing) making us both jump slightly.

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Axel Flynn wrote something on your wall.

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Well Damn.

"I told you'd it be fine Namie. Look he even wants to start a conversation with you."

" ... but what if it's something like 'Hey wierdo. I know you've been stalking my profile, so I accepted your friend request to personally tell you to fuck off." I know that was harsh, but it's a possibility! Hell, that would be something I would say to me.

Xion rolled her eyes. Heh, guess it's gonna become a habit for the both of us.

"I told you Nams. He's a nice guy. He wouldn't say anything like that."

"..it could've just been an act."

"Namine. Just open the goddamn message."

"Fine."

I clicked on my notifications and opened up the post.

"Namine, you won't be able to read it if you have your eyes closed." Erg. Why must she spoil everything.

"Fine, fine, fine." We both leaned it close to the screen. The page finally loaded (don't know what I meant by finally. My baby's a speedy little thing. He's a beast!)

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Namine Ishida's Wall

Axel Flynn: Hi..you were the chick from the open thing today, right? You were in Cloud's group. How are ya? Btw, thanks for the add.

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YAY! He doesn't think I'm a complete wierdo! AND HE REMEMBERS MEEEEEEEE!

Ahh, I could cry tears of happiness right now. Where's the tissues.

"See I told you he's nice. Now reply to him. GO GO GO!"

Well jeez, shes in a hurry.

"WAIT!"

"..."

"I've gotta think about what I'm going to write."

"Namine, you've got 5 seconds before I slap you across the face." Well she's already done that once before. I don't really want a repeat of it thank you very much.

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Comments:

Namine Ishida: Yep, thats me :). I'm all gravy thanks. How bout yourself? Thanks for accepting lol, I was scared that I was gonna look like a complete wierdo adding you.

["Gravy? Really Namine?" . "Shut up."]

Axel Flynn: Lol, yeah Im good. And Np. Though, who said that I didn't think you were a complete wierdo? ;)

["...great, he thinks I'm a wierdo." . "He added a 'wink smiley' on the end. He's probably joking." . " ... Is it just me or does that wink face really up his sex appeal?" . "I think that's just you."]

Namine Ishida: :O. Hey! I'm just a friendly kinda gal :( Whatever gave you the idea that I'm wierd?

["Ooh, 2 smileys in one comment. Someones getting confident." . "Shooosh."]

Axel Flynn: Your profile picture.

["...we really should've changed that picture." . " Haha!"]

Namine Ishida:...hm. Well may I say in my defence that I was completely smashed ?

Axel Flynn: Tut tut. Aren't you underage sweetheart?

["I don't know if I should be happy with the fact that he called me sweetheart, or sad that he recognised I'm underage." . "BE BOTH!"]

Namine Ishida: Don't patronize me! I'm practically 18 [1], my birthdays only in a few..or maybe a lot of months away...but who needs technicalities :)

Axel Flynn: Haha, your cute. You better not get too wreckless though

[ "AWHH, HE THINK'S I'M CUTE AND CARES FOR MY WELL-BEING. Pinch me Xi, I think I'm dreaming" . "OW!" . "You told me to pinch you." . "I was only joking jeeze. You pinch like a bitch!" . "Heh, thanks."]

Namine Ishida: Aww, it's nice to know that someone cares :') lol. But don't worry, I'm not like that. I know my limit.

["Limit? You don't have one!" . "Well he doesn't need to know that."]

Axel Flynn: Well Im just doing my duty of being the responsible adult, kid :)

["...he just called me kid." . "No shit."]

Namine Ishida: Responsible adult? KID? Didn't we just talk about the unimportance of technicalities. Your like what, 20? And i'm 18-ish. That technically makes us on the same level.

["Nams, that makes no sense what so ever." . "Eh, Bite Me."]

Axel Flynn: 21 actually, which makes us have an age difference of 4 years. Now please, Miss Ishida, explain how that makes us 'on the same level'

["He's so smooth." . "..and good at maths."]

Namine Ishida: Well first, Mr Flynn, taking a look at your information box we can see that you only turned 21 a few months ago, and I've only got a few months til I turn 18. So, that makes us have an age difference of 3 years NOT 4. Secondly, a girl becomes a woman at the age of 18, whilst a boy becomes a man at 21, therefore Mr Flynn, that makes us 'on the same level'.

:)

[" Ha! Suck on that!" . "Wow Nams, making the comments chunkier I see. You really are stepping up your game."]

Axel Flynn: That was quite the explanation Miss Ishida. There's only one, minor problem with that though.

Namine Ishida: And what would that be Mr Flynn?

Axel Flynn: Your technically not 18.

["HAHAHAHAHA, he got you Namine!." . "..."]

Namine Ishida: ...

Axel Flynn: :)

Namine Ishida: :(

Axel Flynn: ;P

Namine Ishida: :'(

Axel Flynn: :D

Namine Ishida: D:

Axel Flynn: :/

Namine Ishida: :|

Axel Flynn: :3 ^_^ :P :( :O :S. There. I totally won that.

Namine Ishida: Well I didn't realise this was a competition!

Axel Flynn: Well there isn't one anymore considering I had just won it.

Namine Ishida: You know what?

Axel Flynn: ...?

Namine Ishida poked Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: O No you didn't!

Namine Ishida: O Yes I did.

Axel Flynn: Giiirl, bring it on.

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And thus the poke war began. Your probably wondereing what happened to mine and Xion's commentary. She got bored and is now snoozing right next to me.

...she looks so peaceful when she's asleep.

Heh heh looks like I'm bringing out the sharpies tonight suckeerr!

AxNAxNAxNAxN

It's 2 in the morning now, and I'm still doing this bloody poke war with Axel.

I mean OF COURSE I'm not complaining. I mean I'm so happy (Like RIDICULOUSLY happy) that I'm actually talking to Axel. Sexy sexy Axel. It's just that I'm getting really tired, and I really want to go to sleep...

BUT I WANT TO WIN THIS POKE WAR SO BADLY. AND I WILL WIN GODDAMN IT!

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Axel Flynn: Had enough yet.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: No. I will win this

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Give it up sweet cheeks.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: NEVER!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Someones getting far too into this.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Then give up :)

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: ...no

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Your so irritating! Just let me win already!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Haha no. What would be the fun in that?

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Flynn: So then I can go to sleep!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Then give up :)

[I hate it when they repeat what you said earlier on. Eurrrghhh Im soo tired! I'm getting grouchy. I need my sleeep man!]

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Do you not feel guilty? I'm losing sleep. IT'S UNHEALTHY!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: No. Not particularly.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Eurrrgghhh.

[I kinda got to the point where I didn't care what I was typing ]

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Well try and preoccupy yourself if your trying to stay awake. That's what I do.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Eh, but there's no room on her face to draw anymore...

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: ...what?

[O yeah... Forgot I didn't him about that]

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: O my friend Xion. You know her, she was in your group today...or yesterday. She fell asleep earlier on so I got the sharpies out and drew all over face...and her body.

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: ... you drew on your friend with permanent markers?

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Yueeh. It's her fault for falling asleep on me!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Paha, your deep.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: Noo, I'm TIRED. And I'm so close to falling asleep...

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: ...and losing.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: I AM NOT LOSING!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Well if it helps at all, I don't feel tired one bit.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: That's because your wierd.

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Says the girl with the moustache and the unibrow.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: FU

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: NP

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

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AxNAxNAxNAxN

4.30

4 FREAKING 30

I'm on the brink of falling asleep. I can feel my eyes getting heavier..and heavier...

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Axel Flynn: Wow, I didn't think you'd last this long.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: ARE YOU NOT TIRED CRAZY PERSON?

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Nope. I cleverly stacked up on instant coffee.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Axel Flynn: ...

Namine Ishida: NOW WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Because your not as smart as me. Simples.

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Flynn: AFRR£H%&(GUYE£$£"JKLO

Namine Ishida poked back Axel Flynn

Axel Flynn: Would you mind translating that for me?

Axel Flynn poked back Namine Ishida

Namine Ishida: YOU KNOW WHAT?

Axel Flynn: No, I don't know what.

Namine Ishida: I DONT CARE ANYMORE

Namine Ishida: IM TIRED

Axel Flynn: I think we've already established that...

Namine Ishida: AND I WANT TO SLEEP

Namine Ishida: I DONT CARE HOW SEXY YOU ARE, I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

Axel Flynn: ..you think I'm sexy?

Namine Ishida: AND YOUR SEXYNESS IS NOT GONNA STOP ME FROM GETTING IT

Namine Ishida: YOU MAY HAVE WON THE WAR BUT YOU HAVE NOT WON THE BATTLE

Namine Ishida: GOODNIGHT

Axel Flynn: I think you got war and battle the wrong way round babe.

Namine Ishida: I SAID GOODNIGHT

Namine Ishida: WE WILL FINISH THIS SOME OTHER TIME

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Not even bothering to log out or even realise that I had just told Axel I thought he was sexy, I closed the laptop, and collapsed on the duvet next to Xion.

Mhmm, sleep has never felt so good.

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[1] I'm using the English legal drinking age which is 18.

Yes that was an immense poke war Namine and Axel had :P. Namine's gonna regret telling Axel she thought he was sexy haha!

Although the 2 are talking over the internet, I tried to make Axel seem...Axely, if that makes sense? Lol

Hopefully I done an alright job in doing it! So again please review! I would like to have a few more reviews. Thank you though to The Cobalt Rose and TheEternalAlchemistoO who has actually took the time to review my story. Yous have been very lovely :]

As for the rest of you...yous make me sick.

Lol jokes, you don't really. But it'd be just nice to hear some opinions from the rest of my fellow readers. I don't care if it's like 'gd, keep it up' atleast i know that your all alive!

Til' Next time M'lovlieess