HAHA WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M BACK. SURPRISED? SORRY ABOUT THAT WAIT GUYS, BUT I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
YOU SEE, I'M 'BORROWING' SOMEONE'S BODY SO I CAN WRITE THIS TO YOU RIGHT NOW. (HAHA THAT LOSER WANTED HELP WITH THEIR CLASSES.) NOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE MORTAL BODY IS WEAK AND PATHETIC, BUT THIS ONE WAS MORE PATHETIC THAN I EXPECTED. LONG STORY SHORT, I PARTIED TOO HARD. I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT IT'S NOT EASY TO TYPE WITH NINE BROKEN FINGERS AND A RUPTURED SPLEEN.
BUT WHATEVER. THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I'M BACK, BABY.
BILLONCE, THERE YOU'RE WHALECOME.
YES, FINALLY! YOU HAVE MY THANKS, YOUNG MORTAL.
ALSO, I BELIEVE I MADE A CERTAIN PROMISE TO SAY WHO I WAS ATTRACTED TO IF THAT PARTICULAR SHIP NAME WAS CREATED BACK IN CHAPTER THREE, SO. . .
NOT MANY ARE WORTHY OF THE LOVE AND ADMIRATION OF A GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIANGLE SUCH AS I, BUT THERE IS ONE IN PARTICULAR I HAVE MY EYE ON.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH, BUT THERE IS A CERTAIN FLOWEY FROM THE WORLD OF UNDERTALE THAT INTRIGUES ME.
HOW WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD? THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED YOUR HOME DIMENSION IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS A TERRIBLY FLAT EXPERIENCE.
WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT, FLATTER THAN A STEAMROLLED DORITO.
WAIT, WAS THAT A PUN?
ARE YOU TRYING TO MOCK ME?
WISCONSIN.
AH, VERY PERCEPTIVE.
DO YOU WATCH HETALIA AND DO YOU THINK ITALY X HOLY ROME IS HILARIOUS?
HETALIA? OF COURSE! WHO DO YOU THINK PLAYS THE ILLUMINATI IN ALL THAT ILLUMINONSENSE? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CATCH ALL MY TRIANGLE CAMEOS.
I THINK THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS HILARIOUS SOME EXTENT, BUT ITALY X HOLY ROME ESPECIALLY.
ARE YOU ANNOYED AT HAVING TO SHARE YOUR NAME WITH 50 MILLION OTHER BILLS OUT THERE? CAUSE I KNOW I WOULD BE IF I WERE YOU.
ABSOLUTELY, BUT YOU AND I WON'T HAVE TO SUFFER FOR TOO MUCH LONGER. I ONLY HAVE ABOUT 18 MILLION MORE ASSASSINATIONS TO PLAN.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
HASTA LA PASTA! TILL NEXT TIME, SKIN PUPPETS.