Finally it was October 31st, and Hank was at his job at Strickland Propane, whoring off his propane as he typically does but this time dressed as a pimp. His boss Mr. Strickland dressed up as Colonel Sanders noticed that Hank was depressed so he stepped outside and asked Hank what's the matter. "Well Mr. Strickland," said Hank. "I've become attracted to my wife's penis." Strickland gave a big laugh and then was like "what?" "I can't get over it, Strickland, it tasted so THICC and juicy." "Well Hank, was it EXTRA THICC?" "Yep." "Not to worry. Ol' Buck here can get you some hoes at the Halloween party tonight, and they'll be even THICCER than your wife's dick. Y'all up for it?" "Sure, I guess."
As the store closed early for the big party, Hank and Mr. Strickland part ways for the time being. Mr. Strickland drives off to get Hank some sexy hookers while Hank drives down to McDonald's to order some food. The person in front of him took a while to order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Then when he gets to the speaker, he starts ordering. "Hi, can I get some Schezwan sauce with a side of those crispy chicken tenders please?" Then some guy named Nixed answers and says "I'm sorry, we're fresh out of Schezwan sauce since 20 years ago. Would you like any other type of sauce?" "I'd like my wife's sauce- I mean I'd like some BBQ sauce." Then he switches to an angry tone and says, "seriously, you better fork over the Schezwan sauce that I know you guys have or I'll come in there and start kicking your ass!"
Then one ass-kicking later, Hank goes home with nothing and says "I guess they really didn't have it." He also left McDonald's in flames.
Once Hank got home, he and Bobby have a little talk. "Now Bobby," says Hank, "since you're clearly too fat to be eating any candy, I'm gonna have to bar you from trick or treating this year." And Bobby cries "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and starts to claw at his dad Hank. "Cut it out you little shit! Why don't you watch something spooky tonight?" his son barks with glee and Hank opens the tape rack. Among the titles he has on the rack are Friday the 13th, Swing You Sinners!, Elmo's World: The Lost Episode, Nancy Gribble & John Redcorn's Sex Tape, and The Emoji Movie. (wait, seriously?) "Here's a good one," said Hank. "It's called Doogal Goes to Hell, and it features my man Jon Stewart as the devil." He sticks the video tape into the VCR and leaves his blob of a son to get himself dressed as a pimp again.
"Hey Luanne," he called out to his niece, "you got your zombie outfit on?" "Uncle Hank, I already AM a zombie! You had me satanically resurrected earlier after I died." "Shut your stanky hole, ya stank bitch" said Pimp Hank. Peggy comes out of the bathroom wearing a tiny witch costume. "How do you like my costume, Hank? It comes with a broomstick!" She says as she strokes her flesh rod like it's some type of horse, with Hank trying to resist looking at it and failing to contain his boner. "Vile temptress!" he shouts. He pulls out a bottle of holy water, pours it all over her and shouts "the power of Christ compels you!" Peggy starts to burn, and begins to melt into shit, leaving behind her soul which for some reason flies into Hank's urethra and causing him to feel funny. Now he doesn't just get Peggy's she-dick, his dick has become Peggy's she-dick. "By the power of Greyskull" said Hank, "I HAVE THE PENOR!"
"What the hell?!" shouted a frightened Luanne, "I thought Peggy was just wearing a costume and not a real witch!" Then Hank turned to her and says, "Does it even fucking matter when you're the one standing there as an actual fucking zombie Luanne? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Let's clean this shit up and go to the party already." Hank stuffs his evolved penis inside his pants, snorts a little cocaine, and he and his zombie niece leave for the party, while the autistic Bobby sits at the TV enjoying the movie.